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gauchopunk, baichar al assado dos guris, pelos guris, e para os guris

FT headline "Burnham can be the failure that Britain needs" Opinion columb by Janan Ganesh
comentario do financial times "Wasn't really a fair contest. The Mexicans didn't have time to acclimatise to the alti-Jude."
@MatarPardais “Se o homem de saia está só de saia e não de saia + peitoral de hoplita + escudo + capacete helênico + uma sarissa de 5m + outros 255 homens formando uma falange macedônica perfeita, ele é um esquerdomacho.”
You need eggs for dinner but have none in your kitchen, what do you do? Rural farmer: child, go see if Bessie has laid more eggs for us Urban pedestrian: child, come walk with me to the corner store to pick up some eggs Suburbanite: mucho texto
clever thoughts “bah”
Taylor Swift, logo do movimento O Sul É O Meu País, ela usa uma camiseta azul com o Sulito na frente, o mascote do movimento
montagem de João Doria como salvador de São Paulo
Pepe mujica *ruido de mate*
Doutor manhattan falando “bah”
Trecho de crônica do Luís Fernando Veríssimo “-Papai, Jesus nasceu no dia 25 de dezembro, né ? -Que dia ele morreu ? -Isso eu sei: na Sexta-feira Santa. -Que dia e que mês? -(???) Sabe que eu nunca pensei nisso? Eu só aprendi que ele morreu na Sexta-feira Santa e ressucitou três dias depois, no Sabado de Aleluia. -Um dia depois! -Não três dias depois. -Então morreu na Quarta-feira. -Não, morreu na Sexta-feira Santa... ou terá sido na Quarta-feira de Cinzas? Ah, garoto, vê se não me confunde ! Morreu na Sexta mesmo e ressuscitou no sábado, três dias depois! Como ? Pergunte à sua professora de catecismo!”
É muito interessante que, sei lá, notícias de queda do desemprego, deixem o mercado muito mais nervoso que escândalo histórico de corrupção.
*clever thoughts* bah
Such modern strategies were matched with a more traditional one. Ms Blue speaks in headlines. She fed journalists talking points, whether about sleeping with young men ("barely legal") or old men ("barely breathing"). Ms Blue was welcomed onto
If it is sometimes confusing to work out how Britain makes a living, Ms Blue and her ilk provide an answer. In one gimmick, Ms Blue turned up at Nottingham Trent University offering to bed any student. The gambit was sponsored by Stake.com, an Australian gambling company, whose logo also adorns the shirt of Everton Football Club. An OnlyFans star, a low-tariff university reliant on foreign students, and a gambling company? Behold Britain's thriving services sector.
Why the disparity? Her fame is not family-friendly. Ms Blue is a porn star, famous for stunts such as claiming to have had sex with 1,057 men in 12 hours. Footage of the event is not erotic. It is by turns surreal and disturbing, like staring at a Hieronymus Bosch painting. Nearly all the men awkwardly queuing wear balaclavas; one man brought his mother. At the end, the final gentleman begins thanking the cameraman and crew before launching into a rendition of "You've Got A Friend In Me", from "Toy Story".
Every day, if I tweet something that I like, a director or an actor or a musician contacts me. They say, "I'm a creator because of your games." But they didn't receive the baton of Hideo Kojima. They received my small fire. They're not copying me. They're not trying to be me. They have this fire, and they light up their own. And they'll probably give that to someone else. There were legendary comic book artists when I was a boy. I didn't become a comic book artist - I was inspired by them, I was influenced.
Caixa de diálogo do final fantasy tactics “Eu só queria ter um pau do tamanho de um pé de mesa”
The Rizzler American social media personality from New Jersey (born 2016)
“Imposto de Renda Declarado” como mensagem na tela do jogo Dark Souls
Notificação do Banco Inter “‼️ Últimas horas ‼️ Dólar com IOF reduzido só até meia-noite! Aproveite e compre antes do aumento da alíquota.”
Wikipedia first paragraph: "El Tráfico, also known as the Los Angeles Derby, is a soccer rivalry between the two Major League Soccer (MLS) clubs based in the Greater Los Angeles area, the LA Galaxy and Los Angeles FC. The rivalry is one of two crosstown derbies in MLS, alongside the Hudson River Derby in the New York City area, and replaced the SuperClasico between the LA Galaxy and the now-defunct Chivas USA."
Pepe Mujica tomando um mate *ruído de mate*
Cat with sunglasses Text reads “I won’t ‘normalize’ anything In fact I’ll make it worse”
Guy with a cowboy hat and a fur coat drinking monster energy zero cals Text reads “Come to where the flavor is.”
The Economist article Title: Why Gen X is the real loser generation Subtitle: Don't cry for millennials or Gen Z. Save your pity for those in their 50s
dark souls victory screen picture of white smoke of the conclave text read habemus papam
Rodrigo Lopes na Zero Hora “As vezes em que um Papa quase foi gaúcho”
Tuíte de @matarpardais “se o homem de saia está só de saia e não de saia + peitoral de hoplita + escudo + capacete helênico + uma sarissa de 5 m + outros 255 homens formando uma falange macedônica perfeita, ele é um esquerdomacho.”
Papa Francisco segurando a camisa do Internacional de Porto Alegre
This change in the intellectual atmosphere should affect how governments behave over time. So should the humbling of a second protectionist president in a row. After the electoral flop of Bidenomics, it is Trump’s turn to misread the working class as people pining to do the manual jobs of their forebears. It takes a college degree to believe this patronising foolery, which the comedian Dave Chappelle has countered better than most. (“I want to wear Nikes, not make them.”) What is a “worker” in 2025? A sales rep with a sideline as a gig driver, probably, whose main exposure to trade is the purchase of cheap products. While 80 per cent of Americans want more factories, 25 per cent aspire to work in them. Physical labour for thee, but not for me. Will a third straight president make the protectionist error? It is slightly harder to imagine than it was at the start of the month. That is Trump’s unwitting gift to globalisation.
Capa do estadão Manchete principal: “Governo admite que pode faltar dinheiro para despesas em 2027”
pep mujica tomando um mate *ruído de mate*
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