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screenshot of PlexAmp playing "I Don't Believe in the Sun" by the Magnetic Fields
a text message from the water company including the line: "if your water is cloudy or brown, this is normal"
Still of Keir Starmer being interviewed on Channel 4 News with subtitles: "I'm particularly keen to talk to people who have won elections"
still from a BBC news piece about starmer giving a policy speech where the subtitles read "I was obviously a mistake. Thank you."
a road works notice with printed text "we are undertaking work in this area to:" underneath which someone has written in "FAULT"
screenshot from the videogame "Silksong" showing Hornet facing Widow
google query: "don’t do it that way. you'll make too many dimes" AI response: "You caught me. If I try to do it all at once, I'll totally make "too many dimes". I'll slow my roll and stick to the classic formula."
another google response to the same query as in the quoted post: "No, 2027 is not next year; 2027 is two years from now, as the current year (2026) is followed by 2027, and then 2028. Next year will be 2028, with 2027 being the year after that. Current Year: 2026 Next Year: 2027 (This is when your question is relevant) AI is the future."
clips from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" where Charlie is saying "two cities in the same state, how is that even possible?"
google AI overview response: "Buckle up, because you’re about to be subjected to a weekend so dangerously relaxing it might actually be illegal.I’m talking about a complete lack of alarms, a curated playlist that hits every single one of your niche moods, and a meal so good you’ll want to write a thank-you note to the ingredients. If you aren't careful, you might accidentally wake up feeling well-rested and suspiciously optimistic.Don't say I didn't warn you."
screencap of an image from a news article about the steam machine; the image shows the steam machine and controller against a background of dollar bills, while the image is captioned: "Multiple one hundred dollar bills featuring benjamin franklin are scattered and overlapping, creating a background of american currency, ideal for financial concepts"
a street sign warning of the penalty for parking violations, over which someone has placed a sticker featuring a tiny bunny rabbit, just above the words MAXIMUM PENALTY
a road sign reading "WEAK BRIDGE" on the lead up to the clifton suspension bridge
the "george bush being told about the second plane while reading to school children" meme
godspeed you black emperor performing at troxy, with a film reel reading "Hope" projected behind them
The phrase "Hormbles Chormbles Protein Candy" set in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo