JC

@jcw.gay

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Video Producer, Photographer, General Stuff Maker (or, in corporate speak, "creative services freelancer") Portfolio: https://jcw.gay/portfolio Host of @HowToTeach.bsky.social He/Him, Very Gay 🌈

A screenshot of a website where you'll be able to get some really cool shirts designed by a rather handsome fella. The screenshot reads "Human Made, products made entirely without generative Ai. It's really not that hard."
A warning pop-up from the far too expensive program After Effects that reads "After Effects error: internal verification failure, sorry! {no current context}."
A review on the online game platform Steam for the game factorio. The headline, written by an incredibly attractive man I might remind you, says "I don't think that anyone reading a review for factorio should play factorio." it has a lot of rewards and is marked as the most helpful review.
An annoying and frankly dystopian pop up that requests the user to verify their age. At the bottom is a red box that says "Something went wrong, please try again." of which trying again reveals the same box.
An incredibly handsome man achieved a perfect game worth 201 points on Hank Green's 4x3 daily puzzle, a much more engaging version of connections if I'm being honest.
The same good lookin' guy realized he had another five whole projects to update onto his portfolio. He paid 3,000 effing dollars for this stupid website and he's not even using it.
A screenshot of this really good lookin' guy's to do list. It shows a wild number of subtasks underneath the task "Update Portfolio"
A disheveled but extremely handsome man underneath the scruff looks in disdain at an inexplicable power outlet on the ceiling.
A great photo of a man in front of a busy convention hallway, expertly blurred out to prevent it from distracting from the subject.
Three people at a playtest discussing something important, probably. They look incredible in the photo, honestly the best they've ever looked in my opinion. I, the photographer, am the common denominator in this situation.
A screenshot showing a flight leaving 45 minutes after it was scheduled to.
An incredibly handsome freshly shorn sexy man.
"Dear Santa," (multiple circled tank tops) "JC, age 29"
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BG Stats 3 x 3. Compile: Main 2; Sagrada; 7 Wonders Dice; Wandering Galaxy: A Crossroads Game; Return to Dark Tower; The Castles of Burgundy: Special Edition; Ra; Echoes of Time; Monikers.
An oblong green rectangle app icon that in no way is indicative of a spreadsheet. The word sheets underneath it indicates that this is the Google Sheets application, which no same person would be able to recognize unless they had prior experience with the app.
Multitrack save completed in 0.01910179999999999 seconds
The screenshot from the quoted post highlighting the two categories favorite protagonist and favorite antagonist, both of which show the video game The Stanley Parable as the selected game.
Favorite game SSX 3, best story Baldur's gate, favorite art style cuphead, biggest personal impact minecraft, best combat hi-fi rush, overhated League of legends, underrated Peglin, overrated Blue Prince, needs a remake Super Mario sunshine, criminally overlooked the case of the golden idol, favorite protagonist the Stanley parable, favorite antagonist the Stanley parable, best soundtrack ftl, best multiplayer Mario Party 6, not usually my thing but.. night in the woods, turn my brain off Bloons Tower Defense 6, best with friends dead by daylight, best Retro Game Warriors woods, nostalgic childhood game Super Mario world, best game everyone should play outer wilds.
A screenshot of blender nodes that show emission and principled BSDF nodes plugged into a mix shader node, with a light path node controlling whether or not the emission/principled shader is shown. Both shaders have their color being controlled by the same source.
A photo of the game pirates of the high tees taken from a top-down angle with relatively minimal consideration given for composition background and so on.
An open box for the slay the Spire board game specifically the beta art box. Two cards with Ms paint art are visible.
A picture of the results screen of a Dance Dance Revolution cabinet, where importantly the text full combo can be read, but the best score metric is 50,000 points more than what was achieved.
A guy sits and plays Sonic Adventure at a crowded bar.
A line of products for the Thunder Road Vendetta RPG.
Very handsome man is holding a camera in front of a workshop where people are taking photos.
A score of .0015 of some scale is shown, indicating the incredibly handsome man has incredibly handsome rods and cones in his eyeballs.
A picture of a guy about to step onto a Dance Dance Revolution machine when he realizes that he's still wearing flip flops. The man attached to the leg is probably very handsome but is just off screen.
An error message in the program After Effects which contains the text "This project contains expression errors: error 1 of 4294967255"
An expert song showing a passing grade on a dance dance revolution arcade cabinet.
A very handsome and exhausted looking man sitting on the floor in front of the arcade machine "Dancearound"
A man wraps about his incoming destitution.
The art illustration for wingspan with the title reduced to Just Wing and the bird having its wing edited out. It's very funny. I promise.
A screenshot from the First YouTube video, where strictly functional lighting is evenly lighting the subject, with very minimal Shadows being cast on any part of the scene.
A sizzle reel that contains board game videos and animations produced by JC Wollslager. They look slick as hell.
A screenshot of the game Factorio with a factory that looks like it has an illness and should be taken out to the back and shot.
A notes app screenshot showing the text "recommendations from people I probably won't engage with"
A spam email from some robot that says hi jc, do you handle key decisions at JC wolschlager or could you kindly point me to the right contact? I'd be happy to check if we could help you guys tap into some lift. All the best, somebody I don't know.
A post being composed on Bluesky. The text reads throw back to one of my favorite videos! Felt like reposting this one today, I'm super proud of how it came together. Below that is a link to a video titled how to teach super snipers.
The shelf of board games where all the board games are arranged by the color of the box instead of something much more sensible and easier to put together.
The sunflower in front of a blue sky
A gummy version of the popular pizza food bagel bites. It claims that it is fruit flavored.
The picture of a filming set with a black tablecloth, orange and blue lights, with a large soft box above all of it. A camera on a slider sits in the middle, and a very handsome man is behind the camera.
Is a rodent in a blanket lookin like - _-
A very shiny shimmery picture of a DDR dance pad.