Jess the Sewist

@jcwarbler.bsky.social

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Badass Crybaby . com 🧵 Sewist, artist, line dancer, barbell baddie, nature lover, hiker, back of the pack cyclist (sloooow) 🐕 Special appearances by Bean the senior chiweenie 🌖 Ojai Valley ✨

A white man is standing on a small stone bridge peering down into a pond. Around him there are beautiful plants and trees, and some tall buildings in the background.

POV - you are lying on the floor, and a little 10 lb senior chiweenie with a long ass neck and tiny head is sitting on your chest. You get a good look at his adorable mouth as he looks straight ahead. He had a squishy double chin

An off white linen fitted sheet has worn thin and has some holes in it.

Close up shot of a very very cute senior chiweenie from chest up. He’s lying on his back facing the camera and his front paws are folded down so you can see the tops of his paws. He has an adorable expression, his fur is graying around his eyes and muzzle. His eyes are big wet black orbs. One ear is crunched into the white blanket he’s lying on, the other ear is straight up and alert.

A white woman with strawberry blonde hair is standing on a patio with some foliage in the background. She’s wearing pink rimmed sunglasses, a bright tomato red raglan sweater and patchwork jeans made of different colors of denim and brown boots. Her hands are in her pockets. Sewing deets - I changed front pocket to an angled patch pocket. I lengthened the pants a few inches so they aren’t as cropped as drafted.

A white woman with strawberry blonde curly hair and pink rimmed round sunglasses is standing outside. She’s got her left foot up on the ledge of a planter built into the side of a wall. The wall is light mint green with a window looking inside. There is foliage in the planter. Her outfit is fully handmade: a refashioned light purple Buffy the slayer T-shirt with light pink raglan sleeves. Her pants are green and black houndstooth, and her shoes are light brown boots.

Two humans are on an elevated wooden stage. They are dancing around in unison steps, many steps that are hard to explain. There’s a string of red lights hung kinda haphazardly on a wooden plank wall in the background.

A senior chiweenie is laying on his left side in the sun coming through a window. There’s shadows cast artfully around him. His right front leg is bent. He’s cute

Overhead view of denim waist tabs, a brass slide adjuster buckle, and three oak tag template pieces for the waist tabs.

A white man with red hair, red beard and rimmed rectangular glasses is wearing a navy hoodie and holding the cutest senior chiweenie known to man! The chiweenie is looking downward, his fur is light brown red and one of his legs is hanging down like a cool guy. His fur looks so soft!

A close up shot of the back pocket on a pair of multicolored jeans. There’s light and dark denims patchworked together with white stitching and two rivets installed kinda wonkily on the top corners of the pocket.

A very cute senior chiweenie is cuddled up in cream colored blankets. He’s making a cute expression that seems to say “what’s up I’m sleepy”. One ear is alert and the other is down.

A white woman with strawberry blonde curly hair is taking a selfie in a mirror. She’s wearing a tomato red sweater and jeans. The phone is covering half her face and she’s soft smiling.

A white woman with reddish curly hair is standing in the sun next to a baby mango tree. She has one arm up and one arm down, smirking and wearing sunglasses. She’s wearing a cropped sage colored tee with lettuce edges, a pair of denim trousers, and a leather belt with a ‘C’ belt buckle.

A white woman with red blonde curly hair is holding a chiweenie dog while a white man with a red beard and wearing a cap kisses the dogs head.

A white woman is in a gym, wearing a maroon tank top with yellow words that say “judge New York crew”, black spandex shorts she made herself, tall SpongeBob like socks (white with red and black stripes at the top), blue tennis shoes. She’s seen unracking a barbell with weight on it, and then squatting with it on her back. A few people mill about in the background.

There are two dogs sitting politely on the ground. The one on the left is white with floppy ears like a yellow lab, and has white fur like a terrier. His name is Willie! The dog on the right is a border collie, black and white fur, and her name is Gladys! They both have super cute expressions on their faces.

A senior chiweenie is sitting on a lap, sunbathing and getting scritches

A orange baby crop tee with lettuce hems is hanging on a hook on a mirror. You can see a persons legs and a little dog in the side of the mirror.

A white person is taking a selfie in a mirror with the phone covering their face. They are wearing a gray little tshirt and a pair of patchwork jeans in varying colors of denim. One of the legs is cuffed.

The book cover for “you like it darker” by Stephen king. The background is of a sunset over a body of water and a crocodile (alligator? Idk the difference) peeking out with two palm trees on its head. It’s meant to look like an island from far away.

A senior chiweenie is resting his head on a forest green blanket. His ears are perked up and are as big as his little skull. You can only see his long neck and head. He’s cute.

A white person with long curly hair is wearing a black sweatshirt and a pair of denim patchwork jeans they made. They are taking a picture in a mirror and their phone is covering their face.

A senior chiweenie is laying on his back with his front legs daintily bent. His head is slightly cocked to the side and his eyes are saying “why you stop petting me?”

A pant pattern is being projected on patchwork denim. There are metal washers holding the fabric down. There are sewing tools in frame like thread, rotary cutter, and a chalk pen.

A senior chiweenie is sitting on a woven cotton blanket on an elevated outdoor dog bed in the sun.

A senior chiweenie with his eyes squinted is sitting on pillows with sunbeams and shadows artfully falling on him.

A senior chiweenie is snuggled in a forest green blanket, you can see him from the chest up. A persons hand is petting the back of his neck.

An overhead shot of different colored denims arranged in a patchwork fashion.

From my point of view, you see people’s feet dancing on a concrete floor. Cowboy boots galore!

A journal with notes about my upcoming sewing project lays on a royal blue cutting mat with yellow inches on it. In the journal there are drawings of a pair of patchwork jeans with lots of fun details like topstitching, patch pockets, pockets with flaps, and waist tabs.

A closeup of a chiweenie being held. The chiweenie has a cute smirk expression on its face, it’s wearing a handmade red and black plaid jacket with blue trim, and has dainty little paws.

A top view of a bowl of egg drop soup in a blue floral bowl cozy with a spoon in it. It’s being held by someone out of frame.

A senior chiweenie acting so cute. Laying on his back with his paws crossed, mouth open and eyes bulging.

Very cute chiweenie snuggled in a blanket

A white woman showing off her new handmade pants that are a brownish purple color