John Baker (El Padrino)

@jdbaker237.bsky.social

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Husband, Father, Son, Brother, Gentleman, Scholar

Goats climbing a cliff face
Maurice Moss (Richard Ayoade) from "The IT Crowd" in a bar wearing a red beret with the caption: "I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk."
The "But Her Emails" meme with the words "The Blue Slips" superimposed over "Her Emails"
Picture of Gwyneth Paltrow above a Conde Nast Traveler headline: "Gwyneth Paltrow Wants You to Sleep More" followed by a blurb promoting her latest grift. No word on whether there's a Gwyneth Paltrow Vagina Scented Candle burning somewhere.
From the movie Madagascar, three penguins waving with the caption "Smile and wave boys, smile and wave"
AI generated picture of a giant block of Swiss cheese destroying a cybertruck
Pic of artist Bob Ross in fron of a painting sauing Tariffs are ice cream, tariffs are redwood trees, tariffs are fluffy clouds, tariffs are wonderful things, anything you want them to be, really.
Image of Figure 4 from the November, 2021 NASA inspector General audit listing Starship goals as follows: Q2 2022 - Orbital Launch Test (not achieved as of 3/16/2025) Q4 2022 - Propellant Transfer Test (not achieved) Q2 2023 - Long Duration Flight Test (not achieved) Q1 2024 - Uncrewed Lunar Landing (lol) Q1 2025 - HLS Launch (lmao even)
Jalopnik headline reads: "Three College Kids Burned To Death Inside A Cybertruck Because The Doors Wouldn't Open: Highway Patrol" and a picture of the burnt vehicle
A large white Pelican leaning into and staring uncomfortably close at a woman. The caption reads "What you did there, I see it"
Image of Union General William Tecumseh Sherman, 1864 SEC champion
Poster for the movie Jaws with the word 'Jaws' expertly edited out and replaced with 'Borscht!'
Characters Moriarity and Oddball discussing the collapsed bridge: "That ain't my fault, Oddball, I've done nothing but have good thoughts about that damn bridge ever since we left!"
Mannequin mocking another mannequin meme with text "This MF Quoting CNN"
Red Red Redemption 2 character Arthur Morgan dressed as a pirate
Three panel meme of Bart Simpson in his classroom: 1) The whole class stares at him 2) Bart says "Mars, Bitches" 3) Everyone cheers
Picture of a person blowing into the open lid of a teakettle forcing the tea to spray out of the spout directly into a teacup. TBH, this might be a woman in the picture so the crack about peak male performance may be purely aspirational.
Overused image of Leonardo DiCaprio in The Great Gatsby offering cheers with the caption "Well Done!"
Image of Nintendo character Luigi driving a go-kart
Still of Nintendo character Luigi with the caption "It's Luigi Time"
Person trying to enter heaven St. Peter: "That's great but deathbed confessions don't erase a lifetime of actions" Petitioner (thought bubble): "great googly moogly"
Three panel stills from ther movie Goodfellas: 1) "What the fuck, Tommy?! Why did you just kill Spider?" 2) "Because I'm Italian, Henry, We're all just stupid fucking idiots who don't know nothin about why we do anything" 3) "True"
Picture of Donald Trump with one of the cheap Chinese guitars he's hawking with the words "This Machine Enriches Fascists"
Three panel image of Alex Trebek gameshow Jeopardy: Panel 1: Alex trebek says "Where can you get with that bullshit" Panel 2: A contestant says "What is 'Fuck Outta Here'" Panel 3: Alex Trebek says "Correct"
Opening screen for 1982 text-based game "Zork" West of House You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here. >