Joe Dluzen

@jdluzen.bsky.social

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Software architect, consultant, published author.

A drooping jet fighter.
A beehive with a nuclear cooling tower on top of it.
Putin saying "Yes, we DO have extra organs available!" to Xi.
El Presidente as a taco
Julius Caesar messaging his BFF Brutus on his phone. The last message which says "I'm at the Curia, where you at?" is left on Read.
A glide drone with the words Chernobyl and bust! on the side.
One person talking to another person in the middle of an empty street saying "2025 sure brings a whole new meaning to 'No one drives in New York...'
A vampire in an interview on his laptop with the host asking "Is your camera shutter closed? All I can see is your moon background."
Outside of a Party City hangs a sign that reads: Coming soon: Haunted Party City.
Goldfish crackers rebranded as Chilean Sea Bass with Real fish taste!
An Arkansas miner finding lithium saying, "Not the gold I was looking for, but it'll do."
A dog sitting in a chair in a pool of water in the Sahara Desert saying "This is fine." A reimagining of the This is Fine meme commenting on the Sahara Desert flooding.
Cheese in an evidence bag in a dark police room.
The escaped monkey from Alpha Genesis in a lab coat handing in their contract to a human lab tech. The monkey is saying "We are terminating our contract."
Caricature of the Australian Penguin sitting on the beach drinking a fish smoothie.