JD Yates

@jdyates.bsky.social

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An unmitigated nerd. Frequently verbose. Doing my best to bore you to death with politics and science and finance but most frequently just whatever I happen to be watching. (He/Him) 🏳️‍🌈 🤓 🖖 Dallas is home. Primarily Mastodon: @jdyates@mastodon.social

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Mac and beef ball label saying win a visit from Davis with a picture of a murderous looking man saying I’ll come to you
Torbin Leibrecht as carrera in altered carbon
Text bubble saying “The mice on a wheel in your skull cavity compliment the mice on a wheel in his skull cavity.”
Hulk always angry meme recaptioned to say it’s always gay wrath month
Text bubble saying “Do you think if you take a load in the ramble it would be like reenacting your own conception? 🤔 “
Keanush tafreshi headshot from IMDb. Standing profile turned to the camera in a black sweater. Black wavy hair and a beard.
Oy mista you me dad doll meme
Bilal on a red carpet in head to toe black. Shirt is a sleeveless sweater. Arms are arming. Pants are too short.
Richard gadd shirtless beardy and brooding in half man.
Blue text bubble saying “lol. Trust me, no one likes me being responsible less than me.”
Cartoon burying face in chest meme
Tapping temple meme
Sneasel laughing gif
Todd stashwick as Captain Liam Shaw on Star Trek Picard. Beardy and pissed off and smouldering.
Bald man on a sound stage wearing a grey sweater that says “two seater” with arrows pointing to his face and crotch.
Steve jobs meme saying Here's to the Crazy Ones. The misfits. The rebels. The ones who install Beta 1 on their primary devices...
Mario chain chomp
Black lab belly up on a couch passed out.
Black lab curled up on a blue bed surrounded by tufts of torn out toy stuffing looks up at the camera guiltily.
Mean girl Is butter a carb meme recaptioned to say is soy sauce a salt?
Shirtless Space Pirate Santiago Cabrera.
Darth Vader yelling no gif
Poorly drawn horse meme
Moira rose saying bebe
Brooklyn 99 Rosa holding a puppy looking mean.
Iwan Rheon in misfits. Shirtless and swimmer built and pasty as all fuck. Wet hair and sweatpants hung low on his hips. Brooding darkly.
Book excerpt: Children who feel they cannot engage their parents emotionally often try to strengthen their connection by playing whatever roles they believe their parents want them to. Although this may win them some fleeting approval, it doesn't yield genuine emotional closeness. Emotionally disconnected parents don't suddenly develop a capacity for empathy just because a child does something to please them.
Selfie with a new tousled bangs haircut.
Black bookshelf stacked with nerd paraphernalia included Star Trek ships, Star Wars Legos, a gundam, and a transformer.
Spy kids enhance gif
Selfie smirking with long hair and scruffy salt and pepper beard. Brick wall background
Babadook screaming kid meme
Cover of see you at the finish line by Zac Hammett. Two illustrated men rowing in a boat backdropped by Cambridge buildings.
Fifth element cruise guy gawking and saying tall
Bathroom urinal with a photo of trump sticking his tongue out for people to piss on.
Tuxedo mask my job here is done meme
Land before time ducky yep yep yep gif
Black dog upside down on a blue bed lazily playing with a rubber polka dot pig like she can’t be bothered.
Damon smizing with a goatee looking gorgeous on shrinking.
Thundercats mum-ra transformation
Krieger my penis can only get so erect gif
Enterprise E in the opening of first contact backlit by a beautiful nebula and still stealing the shot.
Why do you ask questions to which you already know the answers gif
Screencap of two posts back to back. The first from @ksc10 says Christ in h*rny. The second from @qalyon says I’m too tired to be horny.
Obviously painted over now standard crosswalk
Radar image of Dallas with a severe thunderstorm front running roughly south to north and moving east with hundred of lighting strikes visible.
Looking down in an instant pound with a pound of uncooked chopped onions and shallots.
Sassy gay friend big slut gif
Frame of how to get to heaven from Belfast of a far away shot of a building mural featuring the cast of Derry girls, another series by the same creators.
Darragh Hand shirtless on a beach at dusk.
Oy mista you me dad doll meme
Apple TV remote widget showing his dark materials playing episode titled Æsahættr
Table of cities, populations, library location count, and operating budgets showing Dallas serves 1.3M residents with $43M compared to other similar cities funding their library systems 20-50% more.
Three delivery robots parked in a train on the sidewalk
Me holding a baby
Krieger my penis can only get so erect gif
Black lab asleep on a couch making muted yip noises in her sleep and twitching.
Black lab laying her head against my thigh and receiving ear scritches.