Jeff Zeman

@jdzeman.bsky.social

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Dad. Michigander living in Philly. 1A attorney at fire.org. Posts my own - if I’m in your replies we’re friends irl.

Still image from The Jerk (1979) with the words "He hates these fans!" instead of "He hates these cans!"
New York Times Headline "Trump Says Iran's Supreme Leader Is Killed in Strikes" with subhead "President Says Bombing Will Continue" and images adds "Until Morale Improves"
Image with article text: "Paramount said it would pay $30 per share in cash, valuing the company at around $108 billion, including debt. It said it was going to shareholders because the board of Warner Bros. Discovery is “pursuing an inferior proposal” that would lead to “a challenging regulatory approval process.”
Meme of Donald Trump yelling at boy mowing lawn with text: "We basically have two countries that have been fighting so long and so hard that they don't know what the fuck they're doing. Do you understand that?"
August 13, 2019 tweet by Roo: I dated a 5'8 guy who'd taunt every jacked, 6'3 bro he met until they'd pull their fist back to beat him up, whereupon my ex would go "heyheyheyyy c'maahn I'm a little guy, I'm just a little guyy, noo, it's also my birthday, I'm a little birthday boyy" & it somehow always worked
Still from Real Genius (1985), showing a lecture hall filled with tape recorders instead of students, and a reel-to-reel audio players in place of the professor.
Schrödinger's cat: a cat, a flask of poison, and a radioactive source connected to a Geiger counter are placed in a sealed box. As illustrated, the quantum description uses a superposition of an alive cat and one that has died (Wikipedia)
Hillel, a national Jewish organization, estimates there are zero Jewish students currently attending the University of Mississippi.