Jeanna

@jeannakelley.com

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NO DEAL: That 1950s shit they want from me. Undercover Hulk. Columnist, editor and big sister at The Falcoholic. NFL at SB Nation. Usually mad online. Founding member, CBFC

Former NFL kicker Jay Feely tweets: Proud to have the endorsement of President Trump. In Congress I will fight alongside him for Arizona's families: lowering costs, ensuring our communities are safe, and keeping boys out of girls sports. The post features a photo of Trump giving a somewhat sideways thumbs up and Feely doing a thumbs up like a person who has full control of their arms and hands typically does.
Red koozie with the Battery Power logo (SB Nation’s Atlanta Braves site)
Former Panthers TE and current NFL analyst Greg Olsen tweets: Trust me, I'd love to just use this app to talk about sobriety, sports and health. But that's not reality. What's going on in our country isn't something to be silent about. If you support Donald Trump you might as well unfollow me cause you're not gonna like it over here
a tweet from one of the dumbest men alive, Clay Travis, that says "most insane far left wing sports media outlets in the country, ranked: 1. USA Today Sports, 2. The Athletic, 3. SB Nation, 4. Awful Announcing, 5. ESPN All of them are ostensibly sports outlets that employ many people who hate sports and the country." The poor punctuation is his, not mine
Black brindle Frenchie named Bella and white chihuahua Jack Russell mix named Baxter
Still shot of the Super Bowl 60 halftime show with Bad Bunny, with smoke from fireworks. The Jumbotron reads “the only thing more powerful than hate is love.”
49ers linebacker Fred Warner on Radio Row sitting next to a bust of his head made entirely out of Tillamook mild cheddar cheese
So you need to decide, Barry, which side of history you'd like your legacy to exist on. Do you want to be remembered as someone who loves his country and who was willing to do hard things to protect its constitution and people? Do you want to be remembered as a man who was honest and faithfully lived up to his oath of office? Or do you want to be remembered as a sniveling little sycophant who was just soooooo scared that his Dear Leader might tweet something mean about him that he was willing to sell his soul and gaslight his constituents whole enabling Nazi behavior?
A beautifully drawn bird with the caption “I am sad from sports” from @effinbirds
The field at Mercedes-Benz stadium in Atlanta Georgia before the 2026 Chik-Fil-a Peach Bowl
Joe Biden with his hand to his forehead looking tired and frustrated with the caption “fuckin…legalize weed or something”
- The Falcons are now 16-3 while wearing the team's throwback uniforms dating back to 2009 - Atlanta is 4-1 in primetime contests this season, tying the franchise record for primetime wins in a season (2012, 2017)
Poster and her husband Chris absolutely cheesing with ridiculous grins outside the new Epic park at Universal Orlando
I’m standing at universal city walk Orlando with palm trees and bars/shops behind me, snowflake decorations projected on the ground while fake snow falls
A black brindle Frenchie named Bella with a white patch on her chest lounges in her parents’ bed looking like she has zero plans to engage with the world today
Photograph of the field at Mercedes Benz stadium before UGA-Tech 2025
A black brindle French bulldog named Bella with a white patch on her chest looking regal
Tweet screenshot from Saivion Mixson that reads: In games where teams: Force six sacks, force two takeaways, throw three passing TDs, and commit zero turnovers, teams have been 44-0 since 1964. Screenshot references the Falcons managing to lose against the Saints in Week 9 despite all of those stats.
Bobby Dodd Stadium at Georgia Tech
Screenshot of an email subject that reads: NFL dildo odds for next color, game, etc.
Taylor Lorenz @TaylorLorenz Nazis are fascists but ironically IRL can be very welcoming & accommodating, hence they are able to effectively radicalize ppl. They show more empathy IRL in spaces they're recruiting in than these DSA ppl ever have. It's abhorrent, and another reason the "left" has zero power. 22:48 • 17 Aug 25 • 37.5K
White chihuahua/Jack Russell mix in a blue/gold/white striped harness lying on a truly ugly orange patterned bedspread snuggling his lamb toy
Large hibiscus bloom, pale pink deepening to dark pink at the center with a pale yellow stamen surrounded by greenery
A screenshot of Google Search featuring the search term 'new orleans saints' and two related/rising breakout topics: NFL Preseason, and the point of this post, Turnover - Gridiron football.
A white Jack Russell-chihuahua mix named Baxter is absolutely dialed in to the challenge during the 6/26/25 episode of Love Island USA
No Kings protest Woodstock GA
A series of Photo Booth photos of OP and her husband Chris with a giant Panda from the San Diego Zoo in the center panel
Jeanna Kelley in a blue dress and sunglasses looking absolutely shambolic after being in direct sunlight and 90 degree heat for hours for her niece’s high school graduation in San Diego
Good day for revenge
The Senate Democrats who voted in favor of moving ahead were Sens. Angela Alsobrooks (Md.), Lisa Blunt Rochester (Del.), Cory Booker (NJ), Catherine Cortez Masto (Nev.), John Fetterman (Pa.), Ruben Gallego (Ariz.), Kirsten Gillibrand (NY), Maggie Hassan (NH), Martin Heinrich (NM), Ben Ray Luján (NM), Jon Ossoff (Ga.), Alex Padilla (Calif.), Jacky Rosen (Nev.), Adam Schiff (Calif.), Elissa Slotkin (Mich.) and Mark Warner (Va.)
My dad wearing a denim shirt with jeans for some reason, sitting in a navy blue leather recliner smiling down at my white Jack Russell/chihuahua mix, Baxter, relaxing in his lap.
Male mallard duck standing next to some green plants in a front yard in rural Ohio where his female mate appears to be nesting
Lion figurine at Amsterdam’s Rijksmuseum with an incredibly goofy look on its face
A receipt from the #charitibundibowl that says "Thanks, Jeanna! Your card ending in [redacted] has been billed $205.31"
From Jeanna Born Kelley on Facebook: ever heard the phrase “a hit dog will holler?” It basically means that you saw yourself reflected in Tara’s original post, you did not like it, and now you’re hollering about it. I’d recommend some self-reflection about why you’ve had such a strong emotional response to calling out the behavior and choices of mediocre white men.
A black brindle French bulldog named Bella sprawls on the top of a gray couch looking tired and mildly disgruntled
Nancy Pelosi kneeling with a medical mask on her chin and wearing a kente cloth while other democrats in kente cloths kneel behind her
Text reading Oh god I forgot about free agency jeez football never ends
White chihuahua Jack Russell mix named Baxter sniffing the soil in a houseplant because his mom accidentally dropped a chicken nugget in there earlier today
A white chihuahua Jack Russell mix named Baxter growls and paws at a potted plant he found a chicken nugget in a few minutes ago