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A handmade sign advertising an exotic garden with a tug off war.
She’s a princess bro guy pushing things to excess and nearly getting stabbed.
A chopped unc in a Boyz in the Hood(ie) standing proudly in front of his doorwall.
A large small child pouting in the grocery aisle.
A man with a cop moustache, sunglasses, and a hat.
A purple and pink monster truck with what appears to be adorned with a unicorn
A good shirt with some wear around the edges and in the middle and top and bottom.
A beautiful Australian shepherd waits for scritches while your coffee reheats.
Splash pad for dogs hooked up in a weed filled front yard.
A decrepit looking store front that could be anywhere in NE Iowa with a sign on the store front advertising waterbeds.
A backyard with a hill turned itself into a fun water slide.
Fascist coward with the reddest face on the planet.
Ice-T has been in the Special Victims Unit for 6 years and still hasn’t lost his childlike wonderment at the depravity of humankind
Patrick is a beautiful blue merle Australian shepherd who is just trying to take another nap
Package of Oreo cookies
An aging beefcake in a dad shirt. It is adorned with pineapples and (possibly) mangoes. He looks tired but he’s not that’s just what he looks like now.
Some random average lookin dude with a cool sword looking hungrily into the distance at what I assume is a cubano.
A web browser news article littered with ads designed to drive the user away.
Sign that says I’m old and requests you don’t write on me
A homemade yard sign that says Trump + Epstein inside a heart.
Grogu look lit
An absolute unit of a man dressed appropriately for outdoors who looks as irritated as he is handsome.
Temperature has hit 85° in Minnesota
A car at my local brewery literally burning.
Vintage butter
People searching for a cartoon sponge’s derrière
Luigi looking thoughtful and also devilishly handsome
the song Black always hits whether you’re a drunk youth or an 86 yr old terminally ill fellow