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making cosplays and silly posts / PR + community freelancer / theatre industry worker / canadian cryptid / team @mgscon.com pfp by @othatsraspberry.com

Ivankov one piece (who looks like a fusion of Frank N Furter and Dame Edna) standing there cuntily
An abandoned rotisserie chicken in the middle of the sidewalk in front of my sneakers
A small house cat with a buff fur colour, big green eyes and an underbite giving her a permanent pouty face.
A cookies and cream cat looking pleased with herself while sitting on a cat tree
Guy holding "I just hope both teams lose" sign
Blue skinned alien lady in a black trench coat posing idly and holding a submachine gun. She has a little floating computer next to her. She has an asymmetrical blonde bob haircut and a shy and reserved facial expression.
Destiny 2 screenshot. Commander Zavala, a blue skinned alien dude, stands next to the player chatacter, a blue skinned alien lady. They are looking out at the sky. A tree and a destroyed tower are in the background.
Photo of a tablet displaying a page from the ebook of Margaret Atwood's Penelopiad. The chapter is titled Helen Ruins My Life.
Normal Rockwell painting of guy yapping
A mirror selfie of a cosplayer dressed as Susan Storm. An attempt at AI background blur has been made, except the blur is applied to the background, and the cosplayer's face. The boobs are in focus perfectly, though, which should tell you about tech bros' priorities.
"They're doing these very awful things to kids all in the name of a few likes, all in the name of more engagement, and all in the name of money," Kinew said at an NDP fundraising gala in Winnipeg on Saturday night. "More money for a group of rich tech bros who already have a ton."
A floofy cookies and cream cat stares out the window at a pigeon
A floofy cat with cookies and cream fur sleeps on a laptop
Father Anderson from Hellsing. He is standing there menacingly with his face in shadow and his coat doing the swishy anime thing.
A floofy cat with a cookies and cream fur pattern sleeps under a plaid blanket.
A hand written note in a book margin reading "no end in sight to the sorrow". The book is a published copy of Vergil's Aeneid.
A passage from the Aeneid that reads: "Then, as Pharus babbled oaths, Aeneas sent his javelin spinning - look! - into his yelling mouth." The text is highlighted with a hand written margin note that says only "owned."
A chapter page from Vergil's Aeneid titled "Juno served by a fury". Below is a stick figure drawing of a sparkly woman, presumably Juno/Hera asking "why you mad though?" to another stick figure woman with angry eyebrows, presumably a fury.
Photo from a concert hall for the Death Stranding orchestra concert. There is a large orchestra on stage. A screen hanging over the stage has an image of a piano in a rocky area.
To make a long fuckin story short I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass. Text in the dune font with the Dune characters posing triumphantly at the bottom of the image
Joe Keery in a trenchcoat adjusting a funky little pair of sunglasses on his face. There are city buildings in the background.
The virgin Alexander Hamilton: barely counts as a founding father, nobody cared about him until some cornball musical, wrote dumb pamphlets, stole ideas from natives for Constitution + excluded them, weenie, buddies with slave owners, cheated on wife and humiliated her and his mistress with some lame essay, got shot by his bro like a punk The Chad John Graves Simcoe: absolute unit, turned the Queens Rangers into combat goats, Americans are scared of him and make him the bad guy in their propaganda, wrote a love letter to one of Washington's spies because yolo, slavery abolitionist, founded Toronto, loved wife with no known mistresses, died peacefully in England
A cow cat laying out sideways with her head resting on a Yeow Catnip banana toy
The guys from the hockey yaoi show next to the pixel art from the MSX Metal Gear because I have brain rot. Shane as Snake and Ilya as Gray Fox low-key works tho
Sad Ben Affleck meme even tho I probably go to therapy more than him
An AI generated ad for alleged food at Kinton Ramen in which every graphical element looks like dogshit. The lettering for "SEASONAL COMBO" is visibly off centre. The glass of coca cola, advertised as a COCA COLA FAMILY BEVERAGE for some fucking reason, has the logo warped and appears to be sitting on the glass as if it were slapped on with MS Paint. Text offering "SEASONAL DRINKS AVAILABLE" uses 3 different fonts. The side dishes of Gyoza or Tokyo fries likewise look like PNGs pasted in. Best of all, they are advertising a dish that is called SWICY RAMEN.
A black and white cat sitting behind a long coat hanging off a door frame. The cats face is hidden but the rest of her is visible in a poor attempt at hiding
Zatanna cosplay, chilling in hotel room. Or attempting to look chill while standing in the doorframe posing.
A photo of the Wicked Tarot Deck set. The packaging has a vaguely sapphic illustration of Elphaba and Glinda staring each other down.
A small eyeshadow book with the painting Day Dream by Renoir on the packaging. The painting is an expressionist portrait of actress Jeanne Samary. Jeanne has untidy brown hair pulled up with bangs and big blue eyes like an anime character looking lovingly at the viewer. She is resting her face on one hand and has lightly smirking red lips. She is wearing an off the shoulder teal dress with flowers around the neckline. The background is a rosy pink and her cheeks are flushed the same colour.
Screenshot from the sopranos where the guy says "x predicted all this" but it says "you know, in far cry 5 they predicted all this"
A whole bag of jellybeans for my ass but in the style of Mamdani's mayoral campaign signs. A funnie reference to a video from the Olde Internet.
A perplexed white girl from Toronto in a cocktail bar where she is, in fact, getting stared down by a comically large photo of Keanu Reeves.
A selfie excitedly sticking tongue out and fangs out, with a shark on display in the background
Nadja wearing a big black skirt and ruffled blouse standing joyfully in front of a wall with a sign that says "the bat cave" in large friendly letters. It's free real estate.
A small buff coloured cat sits in a mattress with her paws out in front of her politely. She has big green eyes and a down turned mouth giving her a permanent pouty face. She used this face often to get what she wanted from people.