Jeff Bachtel

@jeffbach.bsky.social

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Cloud Automation CI/CD person. Poor Ruby programmer. YAML connoisseur. he/him (I've never flown a jet my banner pic is stolen valor)

The pig from Zach's comic, looking disappointed in you

a bsky timeline showing Paul/Sebastian/Paul's posts, with Chat Pile Band's "Our new song, PEN I S MALL, is out now"

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SEN MITCH MCCONNELL ANNUNCES RETIREMENT

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social • 2h it's a whole ear! it's still there! it's just folded over and it's mostly scar tissue. it still moves with his other ear and gets a cute little flip at the bottom when he puts his ears back
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My AI Compass - bottom left, Conscientious Objector

Amy's dog saying "YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT" like Walter White

Commenter 3: I've used benadryl (diphenhydramine) as a sleep aid and have had some crazy dreams. I think even sleep walked a couple times. I've also heard that if you take a high enough dose you can see some crazy shit while awake but nothing that you'd want to see.

OOP: I also sleepwalk just in general. About a week ago, I woke up in my car about halfway to work. I was having a dream one of my charges was dying (I work with animals) and I had to go save her and give her medication.

Commenter 4: WOAH WOAH WOAH. OP, this is a HUGE red flag about your sleep quality. You could have killed someone! Please get yourself to the doctor for a sleep study. I can't believe no one has commented on this!

Woman looking down at the reader "Are you well? Do you have brain damage?"

Study shows Caddo Parish has world's highest meth levels in wastewater

a google search for "when was the last tornado in washington dc" (it was in 2021 btw)

Posted for The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, a movie which contains a procedure that James should - perhaps - consider

Sebastion: "Test 14 Pics"
Bluesky: "Best I can do is 10 of 10"

Amidala meme:
Anakin: "I accidentally closed my browser"
Amidala: "Well at least all of those tabs are gone forever and you can move on, purified of the tyranny of the past"
Amidala: "Well at least all of those tabs are gone forever and you can move on, purified of the tyranny of the past, right??"

Shot of City 17 from HL2, being dystopic

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Why do bash "dead-beat" dads for not being there for their kids but we never question if the child has bad vibes? Or if they're just unpleasant to be around?
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"You've yeed'd your last haw" over a screenshot from Supernatural of Sam(?) in a cowboy hat

Hello I am fleeing the American century of humiliation. Can you show me where to buy Mountain Dew Baja Blast?

April - 1805
Napoleon is Master of Europe
Only the British Fleet stands before him
Oceans are now Battlefields

Quark from DS9, looking imposing af

Jeff on the left in an aloha shirt, Alicia on the right in her doctoral regalia

Delroy Lindo (CENTCOM) telling INDOPACOM "I commit you to His mercy" before shooting INDOPACOM in INDOPACOM's own grave that INDOPACOM dug

Weather forecast for Laramie, Wyoming and I’ll paste it all but there’s a low of 32F on Monday

Laramie
70° | Mostly Sunny
10-DAY FORECAST
Thu

47°
70°
Fri

39°
71°
Sat

45°
—
66°
Sun
55%
36°
60°
Mon
55%
32° -
46°

Tsundere next to HMPH Having Many Pouts Heals

Tyrion Lannister, looking like Jack D

Gator (GSD mutt) sleeping on his left side, holding paws with Heidi (BMD)

suspicious pig (from https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/wolf )

Your first API call is 60 seconds away

Daffy Duck saying “I have made my mind a sunless place”

Caleb Hearon, a funny but arrogant (and slightly chubby and listen I'm not judging, I'm no svelte creature) comedian, arms crossed grinning at the camera.

Follow your leader, blow your brains out you fucking Nazis

"Goblincore Mix" public playlist on Spotify (folk, medieval renaissance, indie calypso)

screenshot of tweet from Patrick Webb about how a WH official is saying Kash Money Paten is expected to be fired. The tweet id dated April 25, 2026

Comfortably
Numb:
Finding
Peace in the Cuck Chair

Emily's "I've added a couple other labels" post from above, with a single "NYTimes" label applied

thumbnail from am ASMR video of a...fox? dunno, I'm terrible at this in their fursuit roleplaying as a doctor

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lol, lmao

River bank in Bangor

pregnant sonic in a pink sweater, content

"I receive" "you receive" meme with "i receive: this show" and "you receive: my money"

Heidi, Bernese Mountain Dog, on da bed

The Beetle Bailey tribute strip to Peanuts/Snoopy/Charles Schulz, with the text replaced to be "Until Valhalla, brother" "We've got the watch"

old Dell workstation I turned into a NAS with a USB attached 3 drive bay

extreme closeup of RFK Jr's face. There's tape in his mouth. There's...stuff...between his teeth. It ain't pretty, folks. Olivia Nuzzi could not be reached for comment

anakin padme meme "the hills are alive" "with the sound of music, right?"

(upbeat energetic music continues)

Heidi, a Bernese Mountain Dog, happily standing and smiling in front of a flower arch

Top 5 blocked from clearsky, with attie only behind JD for blocks on bsky

Lady Alcina Dimitrescu from Resident Evil

Amazon order confirmation of me purchasing Brett's so-called "book" in a "Kindle Edition"

Meredith's post when it had 3 likes

Weather forecast for Laramie, Wyoming, where the high today is 61F

Tom Clancy: Clear And Present Danger

This post was reposted by THE Jerry Chen (derogatory)

Silly screenshot of rah’s reply about water needs underneath shep’s post about kitty litter. I’m gonna be super real, I lived in Wyoming several years and never needed the kitty litter and I don’t think it was super commonly used, but hey it’s a cheap idea

Shoresy with a shit eating grin