Jeff Greco

@jeffgreco.com

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look on my posts ye mighty and despair!

Video game magazine ad for Daikatana reading “JOHN ROMERO’S ABOUT TO MAKE YOU HIS BITCH”
South Park still: Russell Crowe Fightin’ around the World
receipt for Beetle Moses and Last Temptation of Beck books
handshake meme: watching blue curacao + drinking blue curacao = need hydration break
epic handshake meme: IL Bluesky users and IN Bluesky users agreeing to let the other state have the Bears
Simpsons still of a finger pointing at a tiny newspaper ad reading FLIM SPRINGFIELD
DS9 title card: "THE ONLY TIME NERDS WILL CARE ABOUT BASEBALL"
TNG title card: “Oops! All Rikers”
He then began to complain about Lawler’s push to raise the SALT cap in last year’s reconciliation bill. When Lawler said, “Please leave us alone,” Paul turned around and flipped off Lawler. “Did you just give me the middle finger?” Lawler asked. “I’m sorry, yeah, I did. I’m just really drunk. I’m going to leave,” Paul said. He then paid his tab and started to walk away. On his way out, he knocked his barstool down and tripped over it.
Yes... ha ha ha... YES! sickos guy
Wrigley field lights making W’s
T shirt that says NO LIGHTS! IN WRIGLEY FIELD UNLESS OF COURSE THEY MAKE A W
Hans Moleman
burger king logo that says HANGRY JUCKS
Mariqueen Maandig in a badass horned helmet and Trent Reznor hollering into a microphone during the Nine Inch Noize Coachella set
Sabrina Carpenter wearing an AMC A-Lister ballcap and a crazy dress made out of film strips
Goose says: "NSA Testing Anthropic’s Mythos to Find Flaws in Microsoft Tech to do what?" Goose chasing a man saying: "NSA Testing Anthropic’s Mythos to Find Flaws in Microsoft Tech to do what, motherfucker????"
Acyn C @acyn.bsky.social • 18h Child: I know your name. Mamdani. Obama: What's his first name? Child: Mayor. • .. View full thread Ed @425talker.bsky.social •8m → Replied to Stephen Checkoway Racism has something to do with the water table? Seriously? Go to a place like google news and put it water shortage for a search term. Literally severe water shortages throughout the us from Seattle to Texas to the potomac. Has nothng to do with racism.
Me and Mr. Met
"A moment of silence for all the gooner accounts we've lost." - X USER BUTTMUTT
Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social • 51m To be fair to me, condescension is the only reasonable response to adults who make videogame references Gilbert_ @gillbert.bsky.social • 45m You cannot be looking down on people who make references to videogames when you're a Warhammer 40k fan talking like this. I mean come the fuck on Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social • 40m I like incremental improvement towards mastery through repetitive tasks. Painting is very satisfying to me. A game is a couple hours and it allows me to exercise my tactical thinking. Videogames have zero redeeming qualities and people spend all fucking day wasting their lives on them.
The two types of movies are Shin Godzilla and Godzilla Minus One. All movies fall into thesE two categories. In the lOop? Shin Godzilla. Zero Dark Thirty? Godzilla Minus one.
Lyft screenshot: Guardians: Create an account for your teen Strict driver standards Highly rated drivers who meet additional road and in-car safety criteria and pass yearly background checks
Moby performing at Coachella with an old frame grab from an Eminem music video along with the words “NOBODY LISTENS TO TECHNO” up on the board
Scruff McGruff Chicago Illinois 60652
Fantastic Mr Fox meme: If what I think is happening is happening, It better not be.
Screenshot of Bluesky Accessibility settings screen with alt text required toggle
Hardware standing in front of a defeated robot foe, saying “Welcome to the nineties, loser.”
i wish i didn't know who he was but since i do -- the Rizzler
Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech guy standing
U.S. President Donald Trump said on Sunday he would strike Iran's power plants and bridges this Tuesday if the Strait of Hormuz remains closed to marine traffic. In an expletive-laden post, Trump promised they would be "living in Hell" if the waterway isn't opened.
Diffusion model finetuned to put a certain number of animals in an image instead produced images with the words "five tigers" written on them.
license plate reading ICU81MI "She called my vanity license plate inscrutable!"
“90s One Hit Wonders” playlist with two hits from the Barenaked Ladies
Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social • 33s Rolled up next to a golf kart at a street light with four broccoli haired frat boys in it, and me, a bald man with a beard and a tattoo of the devil on my hand, rolled down my window, glaring, and just fuckin blasted If It Makes You Happy by Sheryl Crow ... cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social • 43s one of my neighbors just pulled into the parking lot in his big truck, windows down, absolutely fucking BLASTING Piano Man 3 • 26
Mentioned meme girl riding Michael Dukakis's tank with DUKAKIS MENTIONED caption
mentioned meme girl riding a tank with caption DUKAKIS MENTIONED
The guy from the Newsroom telling his plane pilot Bin Laden was killed
Months after Mayor Zohran Mamdani defeated Curtis Sliwa, his Republican opponent, in the November election, the two made nice on Saturday night in a comedy skit featuring “Dr. Cliwa,” a physician delivering allergy shots to Mr. Mamdani, an aspiring cat owner. The crowd at the Inner Circle, the New York City press corps’ annual roast of the mayor, guffawed — with some noteworthy exceptions. Former Gov. David A. Paterson, Democrat of New York, who left early because of hip pain, was inundated the next day with outrage from his dinner mates. Not only had Mr. Sliwa refused their entreaties to bow out of the mayor’s race last year to help former Gov. Andrew M. Cuomo, the moderate Democrat who was their preferred candidate to defeat Mr. Mamdani, a democratic socialist. Now Mr. Sliwa was sharing laughs in public with Mr. Mamdani, further fueling longstanding Republican suspicions that the two had formed a mutual nonaggression pact that had helped hand the election to Mr. Mamdani. “I’m very disappointed,” said John A. Catsimatidis, the grocery store magnate and oil billionaire who ran for mayor of New York in 2013. “Now we know why he was attacking Andrew Cuomo.”
Mr. Buria told Mr. Driscoll that President Trump would not want to stand next to a Black female officer at military events, the officials said.
During the briefing, a senior Trump administration official said it was “surprising” that Iran had insisted in Geneva that it enjoyed an inalienable national right to enrich uranium that it would never surrender — even though Iran has declared that position for decades. The official, who spoke on the condition of anonymity, also repeatedly misstated the abbreviation for Mr. Grossi’s agency, which has long played a crucial monitoring role within Iran, as the “I.E.A.E.” or “I.E.A.” But the official nonetheless expressed confidence in his own expertise. Referring to a document presented by the Iranian negotiators, the official said: “I went through it. I know enough about nuclear that I was able to absorb.” “It all smelled fishy,” the official concluded. That view was relayed to Mr. Trump, who launched his attack the next night.
Illustration of a fish labeled White Sucker
T shirt reading TOTAL INFORMATION COLLAPSE & THE END OF ALL CONSENSUS REALITY with a sweet little doggo throwing a peace sign
Five stars everything was great and arrived
Hegseth: "Turns out the regime who chanted "death to America" and "death to Israel" was gifted death from America and from Israel." Hegseth: "This is not a so-called regime change war, but the regime sure did change."
a label on some PLA plastic reading "GIANTARM"
Lyle Lanley pointing to a blackboard that says MONO = ONE BOB = BOB
Note in the margin of a book reading DW Griffith, a racist, you know what! Wilson, too! A great filmmaker, but not a great man!
In this house yard sign reading IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE: YOU CAN'T KILL US ALL WE'LL ALWAYS BE WATCHING YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR STATE ALL POWER TO THE PEOPLE
A stack of photocopies of a one dollar bill
"Epic Handshake meme: Two muscular arms clasping hands, with the left arm labeled 'Knitting pattern designers,' the right arm labeled 'Nerds playing with mini e-ink displays,' and their joined hands labeled 'Pixel fonts'"
An anthropomorphic amendment is on the steps of the Capitol
Ad from the 90s for a frozen "Spicy Indian DILBERITO"
Model imitating David Bowie’s Heroes cover
Two avatars of David Bowie: a clown and a thin white duke
Lionel Hutz saying “Oh! They got this all screwed up!”
Rob Reiner sitting on stage with the moderator at his Q&A, Music Box Theatre, Chicago, IL
Checkout prompt with Klarna selected.
Cybernetically enhanced dolphin falling out of his shattered tank on the street, shouting “Oh shit!”
headline reading "Trump, 79, Shares Weird AI Video"