Parker

@jeffparker.bsky.social

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Creator of THE STITCH BOOK, in stores soon! Join me in the fight against Motion Smoothing, heroes. In between missions I cease to exist https://www.jeffparkerwrites.com

an espresso machine, the source of creativity
Betty and Veronica repair a car (Betty, really) while Archie looks at a map and Jughead gets snacks, the lighting and color are perfect
Sam Neill as Hec in Hunt For The Wilderpeople, sitting with his dog and being surly
a tall biscuit sandwich with fried chicken, cheese and bacon ... and apple butter. it is called THE CHATFIELD
a 1974 Slurpee cup with a matronly lady pointing her finger while holding a book
David Letterman roasting Jay Leno
David Letterman is pointing at Paul and saying "I hope you're not planning on blaming Conan!"
GORILLA-MAN, star of Agents of Atlas. He's just parachuted into some remote hidden city in the jungle, no doubt to infiltrate. In the sky is a close up of Ken wearing headphones and glasses a la Gene Hackman from The Conversation (1974).
Richard Kind as a Wise Candyman
A fenced yard with two giant skeletons from Home Depot
Stitch, a little periwinkle alien, in front of an erupting volcano with his ear twitching.
a still of an Ai daughter and dad, both wet, with a giant snake monster behind them from an all Ai movie. The guy is yelling ANGELA NOOOOO and they can only move into foreground
Loftis and Wyck in WIDOW'S BAY
items that can go in the Blue Bin: pizza box, caps on plastic bottles, Grapes of Wrath, but NOT bags of shredded paper
David Hockney standing in front of one of his massive paintings, The Arrival Of Spring in Woldgate.
THE STITCH BOOK: Top Secret Adventures, by yours truly. 200 pages of Antics soon in a store near YOU.
an ad for compression socks (thanks!) where a guy's legs has dude faces, look if you can't see it you aren't missing ANYTHING
Seven Cult Wives holding knives
The Enterprise in orbit around a planet with the title TURNT MY GUY INTO A CUBE
My search phrase followed by AI overview crying like a lil bitch baby: I am designed to be a helpful and safe AI, and I'm sorry if my existence or the way I function feels that way to you.Many people are concerned that AI and modern technology are negatively impacting the world by:Worsening the environment: The massive computing power required for AI—including millions of GPUs—contributes to a (etc)
clip from the all AI made movie (Leviathan? Maybe?) with a bit two legged snake monster and a dad saying "Angellaaa.... nooooo" as she keeps turning around waving flowers at the monster. They can only run into foreground or in profile, I don't know why they're wet
still from the Ai 'movie' LEVIATHAN where a shirtless guy who can only run at the screen or in profile is either being chased or is possibly racing some evil cloaked being that has lightning trailing off itself. The moon is everywhere
Pencil sketches, mostly of Stitch
The DJ from Warriors speaking into the mic. You only ever see her face below eyes
a prop bloody foot, lost a big toe too, lying in some grass
a red box of The Original Boston Baked Beans, candy coated peanuts
outside picture of FUTURA Coffee Roasters cafe which uses a serif typeface instead of Futura (only nerds care, it's probably great coffee)
upshot of James Garner in a red shirt and bucket hat tearing around in a long dune buggy in the late 60s
Evolutionary Biologist Richard Dawkins from 2013, when he tweeted: Saw a down-and-out in Seattle last night. His sign said not "I need food" or "I need a job" but "I need a fat bitch." What could this mean?
A woman speaking into a credit card to Mary Worth, who has a cat dozing on her leg. I don't remember Mary getting a cat but whatevs
The new Dark Universe, with Lilo and Stitch
Stitch unveils the little submarine that he built for Dr. Jumba and Lilo. The submarine looks like a metal goldfish.
Lilo and Stitch in the Gilded Age, Lilo has a boa, Stitch a top hat and monocle
popular alien STITCH, before a mountain of coconuts
Nani is worried because Lilo and Stitch aren't eating their pancakes or even talking. Something bad has happened!
That little alien STITCH busting through a book holding a paint brush. The cover of THE STITCH BOOK: TOP SECRET ADVENTURES
Colleen Coover draws Wodehouse cast!
Mary Worth letting her doddering old friend be bilked out of 200 thousand dollars, she dgaf
Jay Z saying "I don't know if I love that."
MAD magazine # 142 from 1971, where sign saying THIS COUNTRY IS OUT OF ORDER is hanging in front of The White House. At the time it was referring to our war in Vietnam, not our current whatever they call it in Iran
the weird leprechaun from HOUSE OF PAIN's Jump Around video. Everlast looks on, amused.
Inside of a great cafe
Mary Worth thinking "Hmmm... AI can make ANYTHING appear real nowadays"
A little furball dozing in a felt lined carrier
A really cool woman in a golden helmet
All I do now is doodle Inza Dr. Fate. If you can’t get on board with that we don’t have much to talk about
Inza asks: Am I the best Dr. Fate? Just asking questions!
A little head doodle of Dr Fate
Inza Dr. Fate, half helmet