Jeff Townley

@jefftownley.bsky.social

194 Followers 247 Following

Just your normal guy who loves hockey, comics and cycling. He/Him

A large screen shows the opening scroll of Star Wars a New Hope from The Revue Cinema movie theatre Text reads: Episode IV A NEW HOPE It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire’s
Jeff (middle aged white male) stands outside in a field. Sunshine illuminates the smile on his face although his joy at the lovely weather is slightly concealed by his sunglasses
Jeff (middle aged white male) relaxes casually on a couch in a quarter zip light gray sweater. His hair is combed back and he has started growing a beard in solidarity with Perrin
Jeff (middle aged white male) lays face up on a purple yoga mat. His face is sweaty and red, eyes slightly glazed over from exertion/hangover. He is wearing a blue t shirt that reads “Wage Hope Together” in support of Pancreatic Cancer Canada
A close up picture Jeff’s hand holding a can. It is a can of Mott’s Clamato Caesar pickled bean flavour
Jeff (middle aged white male with a fresh haircut) sits in the stands at the Toronto Sceptres game. He is smiling at the camera and wearing a blue hoodie as the Sceptres and Frost warm up behind him prior to the start of the game.
Jeff (middle aged white male, all the privilege) smiling, stands in the foreground with a pile of snow behind him. He is wearing a white hoodie with a blue toque on his head. For reference, he is 6’2” and the snowbank behind him is at least 2 feet over his head. He knows this because he shovelled it all by hand…
Jeff (middle age white male) relaxes on the couch in a faded blue shirt holding a glass filled with a dark beverage. He attempts his best smile while his hand covers the god of thunder…not a euphemism
Jeff and Jackson take a selfie at the Toronto Sceptres game
Jeff sits next to his wife Julianne. They each hold a beer and look into the camera. Julianne is a tall brunette wearing glasses and a black shirt with an infectious smile. Jeff is smiling beside her wearing a gray 3/4 zip sweater
Jeff sits with his head leaning to the left of the frame. His short curly hair seems to be behaving for once and staying in place. He is wearing a grey quarter zip sweater and has a smile on his face
Jeff is sitting with a small smirk on his face in front of a decorated Christmas tree. He is wearing a white shirt and you can see the last light of the setting sun peaking through the window
Jeff is standing in front of a gray wall wearing a gray sweatshirt with the word “Home” written on it. The “O” is replaced with a map of Nova Scotia. Jeff has reflective sunglasses on with pink lenses. He has a small smile and looks devilishly handsom
A foggy field in the background. In the foreground a man (Jeff) is wearing a gray sweatshirt with the word “HOME” written on it. The “O” is replaced with a map of Nova Scotia
A map of the Mongol Empire marked as Genghis with parts not of the Mongol Empire labelled Ghenghisn’t