jem🇵🇸

@jembo.bsky.social

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he/him | 📍 London | film, food, content, wildlife, pigeons | letterboxd: boxd.it/2krwn

Daily mail front page : “I’ve only been taking testosterone for 3 days and it’s working already” and “It’s everyone’s fault but his”
Women’s pink sleeveless suit with shorts
meme: top panel showing someone reaching for a bubble that says ‘enjoying my weekend’. bottom panel showing a figure behind them that says ‘the 17k run I have to do tomorrow’
google translate screen translating ‘I would like to clam asylum’ into mandarin
man with thumbs up
watery eyed sad cat
adult man in a ball pit
letterboxd recent activity: 1/2 star film, 1 star film, 1 star film, 4 star film (sunshine)
Dreary grey skys and wet fields
A man on a bench with two dogs
Black and white dog sniffing a man’s mouth
Two dogs standing in a kitchen. One is a black and white greyhound and is stretching, the other is a small black and white dog and is looking directly at the camera.
Grid showing knows what sex is, doesn’t know what sex is, fucks and doesn’t fuck: Top-left ("knows what sex is" and "fucks"): Columbo Top-right ("doesn’t know what sex is" but "fucks"): Fox Mulder from The X-Files. Bottom-left ("knows what sex is" but "doesn’t fuck"): Hercule Poirot Bottom-right ("doesn’t know what sex is" and "doesn’t fuck"): Adrian Monk
Email screenshot from Lime saying ‘you didn’t park according to our rules on your last ride so we’ve issued you with a warning’
A shelf of dog food in a pet shop with a small dog’s tail peeping out from under the shelf
shrek with sad eyes
Sign from royal Greenwich parks: Greenwich park is closed today due to exceptionally high winds. There is a chance of injury due to falling branches
Album cover for Kendrick Lamar’s new album GNX. Kendrick Lamar is leaning against a car wearing jeans, a white tshirt and a black jacket.
One small dog and one greyhound wearing pink pyjamas with sheeps on laying down on the same bed
Letterboxd screenshot showing my recent activity: Twisters, Theater Camp, Kingsman Secret Service and Apocalypse Z
baby parakeet in a shoe box
Screenshot of notification: Cryptozoology in Kent and Sussex - Your request to join the community has been approved.
Instagram screenshot. Stewie from Family Guy in a suit and message says ‘sound on’. Reply says ‘when I’m out of my meeting lol’
Donald trump tweet with words edited to read: the nut company is not happy with me— that’s okay ill still keep eating that garbage
Scooby Doo Where Are You cartoon projected onto my bedroom wall
PC game of Murder She Wrote with Angela Lansbury on the cover
screenshot of a tweet: can I get an oat milk latte and… lol I remember your ass from 600 BC. we lived on the tigris river, I was a red ibis bird and you were an infertile brown goat. the Zoroastrian farmers fed you hemlock to try and kill you lol. remember? oh I also want that *pointing finger emoji* stupid little pastry in the case