Jen 🐦‍🔥

@jen4man.bsky.social

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Gen X long time married Mom and Mawmaw. ♍️🏝️🚐🍷🧀🐕‍🦺🐕✌️🐥🦝🏴‍☠️🔵🌊🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ally Lifelong Democrat who enjoys getting away in our RV, true crime, wine, and a nice charcuterie. Never let the bastards get you down. -Moira Rose #VoteBlue #WomensRights #Pinks #SSDGM

Wet raccoon in a purple and pink floatie shaped like a star inside a swimming pool.
A photo of singer, Leann Rimes walking with other people with an orange in her right hand. The caption over the picture says, “Next time someone tells you nothing rhymes with orange, just show them this picture of LeAnnRimes with orange.
AI image of a rubber duck wearing sunglasses that is sitting on the beach with water and a mountain in the background.
Graphic with black background and white writing and gold borders ar the corners Text says ”I might have a small drinking problem..My friend asked me to toast some bread. I raised my wine glass and said, “Here’s to bread.”
Raccoon showing a little of its teeth is clutching a beverage can with both arms like a hug. The caption says “IDK what he going through, but I feel him.”
A meme image with white text at the top: “I don’t know what emotion this is but I’ve definitely felt it.” In the photo, a child is sitting back with a pancake on his face with cutouts for eyes and mouth and holding a syrup bottle near their mouth about to drink from it.
Utility cover stamped with “TELEPORT” in the center. Caption says, “I stood there all day. Lying bastards”
Meme with white background and black all caps lettering that says: Just learned that orcas are the only other mammals that experience menopause. Trashing some did’s yqcht makes a lot more sense now.
Blue Merle sheltie
Text says “when something’s kinda rad, but no too rad” Below is a picture of a radish.
Graphic or 3 brightly colored birds wearing flower shaped sunglasses and headbands. The background is tie-dyed with a peace sign sun. The caption says GOOD MORNING BEAUTIFUL PEEPS!
Grey jeep wrangler with the top and doors removed.
Wine. Because you never got a pony.
A meme-style image with a black top caption reading, “When your dog smells someone else’s dog on you, he’s like…” A large dog stands close to a young woman indoors while she covers her nose and appears distressed; a second caption at the bottom reads, “I can’t even right now, Jennifer.”
A screenshot with a black background containing white text: “Remember in terminator when Sarah Conner was thrown in a mental asylum for destroying data centers owned by Skynet?” Below the text is a rectangular image of a woman (Sarah Connor) looking toward the camera.
Quote is written on black and white background. “No punishment is too great for the man who can build his greatness upon his country’s ruin.” -George Washington
We need adult water parks. No kids. Just a lazy river with a floating bar, live music on stage, and a taco truck.
Mountain scene with orange sky, blue lake, and orange and yellow flowers in the foreground with hearts at the top of branches. Caption says “I hope something unexpectedly good happens to you this week!”
Cartoon cat with big eyes and a red cape. Caption says, “Life sure is strange, so here’s a super kitty totally focused on SENDING YOU SOME PAWSITIVE ENERGY for a paw some week ahead,”
Cartoon of girl with red hair in a ponytail wearing a shirt and skirt with a paper hanging around her neck. She is standing at a microphone. A conversation bubble coming from someone not in the picture says “The word is ‘traitor’.” The girl says “T-R-U-M-P. Traitor.” The caption at the bottom says “…Correct.”
Graphic of circle colored with yellow stripes at the top and pink stripes below with black pine trees over the bottom stripe giving the impression of a sunset. The caption says, “A simple ‘How can I best support you?’ can go a long way. You don’t need to solve people’s problems or rescue them. Just be there.”
Humorous picture of two ancient stone statues that resemble celebrities carved into arches of a stone wall. The caption says, “Contemplating that time in the 1520’s, during the Ottoman siege, when Budapest was saved by Sam Elliot and Woody Harrelson”.
Some parents run a tight ship. I run a pirate ship. There is some swearing, Some drinking, and a touch of mutiny from the Tiny raiders I created
Illustration of a black cat with yellow eyes in a pastel colored field with pink flowers. Only the tail and head are above the grass and flowers. The text says, “Have a beautiful day”
Grey faced dog with caption “When I was a pup we had one toy and it was a stick”
Black and light blue striped butterfly with two lung slender tails. Background is gravel.
A campsite in a forest with tall trees, a small lit fire area, two simple wooden benches and a camping tent, with a poster-style sign overlay that reads: “CAMPING: when you can walk amongst strangers in your pj’s, with a bag of dog poop in your hand and still strike up a conversation.”
Sometimes it can be fun to randomly shout, ‘Hey Asshole!’ In a crowd, just to see who turns around.”
Image of a racoon facing away from the camera on its hind legs and looking up with his front legs up. Caption says, “its Friday”
Weather forecast from WTF with caption This day is OK, but it could be better. You could be having sex with a shitload of tacos.
Capri Sun packages were designed to teach kids how to do an emergency tracheotomy.
Image of brilliant sun rising over a green field with trees in the background with a blue sky and white puffy clouds. Text says, Good vibes, good energy, and a great morning to you!
THE GUY BEHIND ME HONKED BECAUSE I WAS GOING 65 IN A 65 SO NOW WE’RE BOTH GOING 40. WELCOME TO MENOPAUSE, KEVIN.
Wine glass with red wine on an outside bar.
Text at top: *8am on camping trip* Friend: “We should really eat breakfast before we start dr-“ Me: <Picture of man in a field opening a beer with foam spraying.>
Two beach chairs sitting in the ocean surf at sunrise/sunset. Caption says, “The answer may but be at the beach, but we should at least check.”
Made it through another week without turning my thoughts and feelings into felonies.
Caption reads “This vase has had more than enough of your shenanigans” Under is picture of light green vase with handles on the side that are shaped like a Z so it looks like hands in a waist giving the impression it’s mad.