JenBeee

@jenbeee.bsky.social

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crossword doer, cat person, marching band mom

A string of white, spiky flower heads nestled amongst green leaves
A grocery store section with nearly empty shelves, plastic wrap from bottled water cases strewn on the floor
A rooftop view of Paris with Montmartre on the right and the Eiffel tower on the left, sun breaking through dramatic clouds above.
The black and white cat has jumped up on the chair to attack the tabby cat
Tabby cat with white paws sleeping shrimp-style on a sunny chair
Close up of Daria Morgendorfer with flames reflected in her glasses
Very contented sleeping tabby cat with paw outstretched
Photo of a paramount plus movie recommendations screen on my TV depicting Captain James Tiberius Kirk of the Starship Enterprise as a balding accountant.
A zoomed in screenshot of a Google map that shows a Safeway described as “Superfood-powered kibble.”
A brown tabby cat with white paws sitting perched with his front feet on my leg as I sit on the couch.
An ad for Facebook Dating has a photo of two young women laughing together and says “preview dating before you commit”
A rusty, wrecked, turquoise 1950s Chevy in the woods with a fake skeleton sitting in the driver’s seat holding a blue and purple ukulele.
A stripey cat with white feet making biscuits on two stuffed animals, the night fury and the light fury from how to train your dragon.
A mama goose on her nest on a grassy median in the middle of a large parking lot
A burned hamburger bun
A long black snake creeping along the edge of a wooden deck
The back of a black chevy truck on which the owners have affixed red letters reading “to hell with the Alimo. Rember Perl Horber” misspellings in the original.
A poster that says Escape the Vape Rap Presentation! March 3rd during lunch in the main gym! Be there! Don’t get trapped! Over an AI generated illustration of two white people rapping and a vape exploding. Below the poster is a quote attributed to J.K. Rowling: “Understanding is the first step to acceptance, and only with acceptance can there be recovery.”
Text: Roses are red, torpedoes are green; Andrei… you’ve lost another submarine? Screenshot from The Hunt for Red October
You can see the back of my cat’s head as he looks through the sliding glass door at two birds just outside eating seeds from a plate.
My black and white cat curled up in extreme cuddle position in an awkward spot atop my arm as I attempt to eat
Picture of several packets of Nabisco cookies from the 1980s including Peanut Butter Fudge, Devils Food, and Coconut Macaroon.
A picture of four homeschool-looking blond children playing in a beige living room. There’s an enormous black gun safe taking up an entire wall.
A screenshot of an old game. Black background with lines and shapes drawn in white, magenta, and cyan depicting your uncle Smoke, a bearded old man sitting cross legged on a carpet next to an old chest and a bookshelf.
Screenshot from the People Magazine app. Text says “Amid Minnesota Raids: Boy, 5, Detained by ICE, Used ‘as Bait’ to find Relatives”. Over a close up photo of a 5-year-old in a knit bunny hat being escorted into a van by an ICE recruit whose hand is tightly clenched on the kid’s school backpack.
A curtain with a cat’s tail poking out from beneath it
A hand holding a coffee mug that says “of course I’m a kidney donor. Who wouldn’t want a piece of this?”
An 80s glamour shot of a young blonde woman wearing a denim jacket and popping the collar
A screenshot of a text message that reads “Allons! The road is before us! It is safe—I have tried it—my own feet have tried it well—be not detain’d!” This is by Walt Whitman, from “Leaves of Grass.”
A small painting of a Canada goose nesting in some grass, handpainted on a round slice of tree branch
A really bad photo of my computer screen. It shows an Outlook inbox full of many, many unopened emails from OpenAI inviting me to something, all received at 2:48 pm.
Text message from dentist: Hello, we are so excited to have you join Grin, it is a software we use and provide to patients to remotely monitor your treatment. We will provide the Grin Scope, this is a dental device that attaches to your phone to allows us to remotely monitor your progress, and potentially cut your in-office visits in half. You’ll receive an email and a text message to download the Grin app to set up your account. We would really appreciate it if you could do this before coming into the office. My response: No thank you.
A sleeping black and white cat in loaf mode
A news alert from the Atlantic: The government shutdown was hurting Donald Trump—and ending it only helps him, Jonathan Chait argues.
A snippet of the WTMD radio playlist. Dream in Blue by Los Lobos You Know I’m No Good by Amy Winehouse Chocolate Samurai by Fantastic Negrito Psychotic Reaction by Count Five The Happy Dictator featuring Sparks by Gorillaz Waitin’ for a Superman by The Flaming Lips
A fake AP News headline that says “No, the J.D. in J.D. Vance does not stand for ‘Jorkin Depeanus.’”
It’s boiled eggs but the yolks have been replaced by strawberry vodka jello shots.
A google search for the word “bloop” returns as the top result an illustration of a sea creature that looks like a whale shark but with an open mouth 5 times as big
My two cats trying to both sit on me at the same time while pointedly ignoring each other.
The most discussed topics on Bluesky listed as Murdoch Settlement, Supreme Court, and Jerry Update.
Little Debbie Nutty Buddy wafers with peanut butter, once again available in my office cafeteria. An A+ snack.
Subject line of an email from Linked in reads quote why the great lock in is trending unquote.
A shrimp salad sandwich bigger than my face, filled with fresh large shrimp and remoulade
A still from a video showing a hot dog wiener riding on a small truck down a hot wheels-esque ramp off a second floor balcony