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Some folks: Demure & Mindful Me: Obscure & Spooky Serial Re-poster "I never said I was nice."

Go Off Kings merch Ghost ball cap BACK that says "I am one million years old" available at https://muffing.biz/
An image of white Jesus
Commander Reid Wiseman, Pilot Victor Glover, and Mission Specialists Christina Koch (all NASA), Jeremy Hansen (Canadian Space Agency), and Rise the Gravity indicator standing in front of N.A.S. North Island Halsey Field building the day after splashdown.
A meme'ed verison of a panel from Watchmen. A person being vaporized, saying, "I can't afford to pay a living wage," and Dr. Manhattan vaporizing the person, saying, "Here are some links to free financial literacy courses to help you budget your profits better."
Trixie Mattel with a caption that says "Hey Flop"
A threads post showing Rainn Wilson saying who much of a pleasure it was to meet the "legendary" Chuck Norris...
Babs Tarr Ultra Melon Log with a person holding a drink in frame
Lowly the work in his apple care, in a submarine, in a circle xhape, eating a cupcake and doing...the worm
A grey cat laying on a bed
A painting of Donald Trump devouring The Statue of Liberty in the style of Francisco Goya's Jupiter Devouring his son by artist Daniel Reneau https://www.danielreneauartist.com
an image of theflockcrm a CRM for churches.
Propaganda from the US Department of Homeland Security featuring Sylvester Stallone as Judge Dredd,
Green background with white type which reads: The ACIP decision to discontinue the recommendation for a universal hepatitis B birth dose vaccine will cause harm. The best scientific evidence shows that the hepatitis B vaccine should be given to infants as soon as possible after birth and that children receive the full hepatitis B vaccine series, as recommended by AAP. As the federal government continues to fail children's health, families can rely on our nation's physicians to continue to put children's health first.
Image of Mia Goth in a Green(Malachite Green tone) dress from GDT's Frankenstein(2025) From Ivonnegarciacuts>Pantone Color of the Year "My Pantone color of the year is this malachite green dress in GDT's Frankenstein. White, my ass.
A super close up on the face of Marcus the worm saying "Rotbert... this hime change....it's pissing me off
A post from the LAPD on Nextdoor that is an Ai slop image that says"'T's TIIIIME for Ddoger Bosdgall!!!"
A painting of Saint Lucia with a sword thru her neck.
A close-up image of Carrie Fisher dressed as Princess Leia, sporting a white snow suit and braids.
An image from Taylor Swift's The Life of a Showgirl album. With mismatched texts, reading "Taylor Swift's 'Father Figure' hits 100 million streams on Spotify - the third fastest non-single ever. But the 100 is a MUCH smaller type size and the font is diffrent.
Dr. Manhattan alone on Mars.
Kelly a FB usere calling out the title for sounding pervy! Meanwhile Dan is jazzed that over 2000 people have downloaded his book, due to it's "eye-stopping" title...I'm sorry eye-stopping...no actual author would use this phrase...this book is totally Chat GPT slop...but he assures us, the book is not pervy!
A screen capture of a sponsored Facebook post/advertisement for Dan Usleton, Author advertising his new book "My 12 year old wife" whith a book cover showing man who appears to be in his 40s on one side, a clock with a weird face in it and on the other side of the cover, a LITTLE GIRL in a blue tank top. WIth the words "He Lost her once...he can't lose her again"
Image of a bed frame bracket where a screw has been filed, and the stabilizer bar made of metal has a tear in it.
Close-up of Sadie Frost in Dracula in her character's wedding/burial dress in her vampire form. Pale, with fangs, and bloody lips.
Jacob running up to Bella Swan asking "Bella! Where the hell have you been, loca?"from Twilight.
A VERY stupid-looking "Department of Homeland Security" sign on a doc that reads "U.S. Customs and Border Protection WARNING This is a U.S. Foreign Trade Zone My 2 cents Is it? Is it really Jeremy? OR is it a marina between San Diego and Coronado? This is so dumb...it was all I could do not to chuck this into the water, but I would never throw TRASH in the sea, as I love our sea fam too much.
A screen capture of two citizen app notifications, one of which says a person experiencing back pain. The other says a person in need of assistance
Bill Murray from Scrooged walking towards the camera saying "I'm gonna give you some advice Claire, Scrape them off!"
Matt Smith, Zachary Levi, Jenna Coleman, and a 3rd young man in a sport coat, all holding microphones while they sit on a stage at Nerd HQ during San Diego Comic con.
The scene in Thor Ragnarok where Thor is descending from the sky to the Bifrost, on lightning into an enemy horde rising to meet him with weapons pointed at him, and if you know the scene, it intro to Led Zepplin's Immigrant Song is playing....it's pretty dope
A woman with brown hair, sitting at a picnic table in a green tank top with a pink T-Rex eating a dino nugget that is impaled on a therizinosaurus claw(she is wearing on her hand)
A blury image of a bunch of people walking in the street and on the sidewalk. A person circled in red with PASTY legs and a black&white jacket on, cheering on everyone who is marching!.
A pink background with green vines and a chipping riot gear helmet with the words"may thy riot gear chip and shatter."
Moe sitting in a rocking chair with Maggie Simpson and an Elmo doll
A pink anthropomorphic flame wearing pink shoes(walking) and holding up a peace sign with one hand and making a fist with their other hand with an open mouth smile, saying "I have become both Radicalized and led to despair and a secret third thing(incredibly silly)