Jerden Cooke

@jerdencooke.bsky.social

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At time of writing, I am alive Profile pic by @vorratony.bsky.social https://linktr.ee/jerdencooke Banner clearly by me. Pronouns in bio (he/him)

Unfinished scaffolding outside the Kennedy Center to facilitate the removal of Donald Trump’s name from the building
A title card for a fictional episode of Doctor Who which reads The Bafflers of Winternox Village Written by Russell T. Davies
43 ACROSS Emerged victorious... or what this puzzle's constructor did, as indicated by the shaded squares
Partly filled in NYT crossword, published on June 1st 2026. Some of the cells are shaded a different colour which, when filled with the Down answers, read MOM DAD IM QUEER.
A shot of Homer and Marge Simpson from an early Simpsons short on the Tracey Ullman show. They are at home and apart from a framed photo of Baby Maggie, the pastel pink walls are bare and behind Homer, despite this being a normal family home, is a perplexingly high number of slightly-offset wall arches leading through a series of apparently bare rooms.
An extremely readable sign ahead of some roadworks, block capitals in black on a yellow sign reading: MASONIC CENTRE ACCESS AND CAR PARK OPEN AS USUAL
Painted on the wall of a fish and chip shop are the words: Our potatoes are carefully selected from UK Farmers which are then peeled & cut on the premises
Push notification from Amazon which reads: “We thought you'd like new Sia t-shirts and hoodies”
A bearded man from The Devil’s Planet, the recently-recovered third episode of 1965 Doctor Who serial, The Daleks’ Master Plan.
A branch of fast food restaurant Sam’s (with an apostrophe and also the word “chicken” included beneath the franchise logo)
An on-stage shot of former Bad Influence host Violet Berlin and a large,red man playing a small, blue guitar.
The logo of Christian streaming service and production studio Pure Flix (later renamed Great American Pure Flix) with the words “Super Produced by: Jerden Cooke” added to the top right corner.
Santa next to the phrase “fuck the Tories”. It is up to the viewer to decide whether he’s saying it or merely embodies the sentiment
"I still get on great with everyone," [Ardal O’Hanlon] said in a recent interview with The Times, "though I haven't seen much of the show's creator, Graham Linehan, and am baffled as to why he got involved in the culture wars. I feel sorry for him - he's entitled to his opinions, but the way he presented them made it confrontational." When I read that, I phoned him immediately.
The Quantum Witch album art, a plain white background featuring the characters Tyra, Ren and Lev
The What’s Wrong With Wolfie? podcast logo
Bandcamp logo
A shot of the side of a staircase with a doorbell, by which I mean the physical bell rather than the exterior push button, and the described switch. At the time of the photograph, the switch was in the “on” position
A 2D electronic picture of a Jack O'Lantern, as seen in the opening titles of Halloween III: Season of the Witch
The Wikipedia entry for Petula Clark's second album, I Know a Place, part of which reads: "In the UK, the album was released as The New Petula Clark Album, a name which was dropped during later rereleases to prevent confusion among record-buyers."
The next bit of exposition showing a picture of and the name of the deceased, Mr Deid Mann
A screenshot from the game showing a fictional flag and the text of Edgeworth exposition "A murder was committed on September 8th in front of the Cohdopian Embassy."
The X-Files location: The meeting of the elders (exterior): Queen Alexandra's House, Kensington Gore, London SW7
Studio lights prominently left in the scene of tentpole horror release The Conjuring: Last Rites.
A painting of the assassination of Julius Caesar but with the famous question "et tu, Brute?" replaced (phrased,grammatically incorrectly, as a quesrion) with "Decus et Tutamen", a Latin phrase meaning "an ornament and a safeguard" which has been used on a number of British coins including, apposite to this response, the £1 coin.
The image, taken from one payment from a digital music distributor, reads $0.000411158883
A Bluesky prompt to verify your age using a service called KWS. Full text follows: Age Assurance Verify your age We have partnered with KWS to verify that you're an adult. When you click "Begin" below, KWS will check if you have previously verified your age using this email address for other games/services powered by KWS technology. If not, KWS will email you instructions for verifying your age. When you're done, you'll be brought back to continue using Bluesky. This should only take a few minutes.
A boom arm, of the kind often used to hold microphones, holding an iPad on which I’m writing this very post. The clip-on fan is attached to the boom arm.
An electric fan attached to a clamp, attached to the back of the unoccupied bus seat ahead of me and blasting cool air right on my wide face.
Master Chief
A UK PlayStation Store listing for the game Marvel's Spider-Man 2, showing a temporary reduction in price from £69.99 to £43.39
The front cover of Quantum Witch Original Video Game Soundtrack, composed by NikkiJay & Jerden Cooke. A simple white cover featuring the characters Tyra, Ren and Lev.
A sign which reads XENOX PALO ALTO RESEARCH CENTER
An empty cinema auditorium
A list of Waveforms, the game’s equivalent of achievements, in Quantum Witch. One reads “people made of smoke and cities made of song”
A sticker from the front of the original release of the album Absolutely by the band Madness. The sticker reads “Pay No More Than £3.99”
A partial screen shot from Donkey Kong Bananaza, showing the gauge for DK’s transformation energy, known in the game as “Bananergy"
WrestleMania commentary team Wade Barrett, Michael Cole and Pat McAfee, the latter looking like he’s escaped from The Village (in that he’s wearing a black suit jacket with white piping on the lapels)
Grippy, toeless socks manufactured by a company called Toesox.
A red Royal Mail pillar box viewed in the distance, framed by trees and with attention led to it by the paving stones on the approaching road rising up to meet it. This probably isn’t a good description for the visually-impaired. Sorry!
A metal keychain of debatable epicness, depicting one of them big mech suit things from Xenoblade Chronicles X.
"If someone had taken my riffs without acknowledgment or payment, it would have been deemed theft. The same standard must apply to Al": Jimmy Page blasts new Artificial Intelligence proposals from UK Government
A sign displaying the menu for a café in Isleworth circa 2013. One of the items they claim to offer alongside such fare as ALL DAY BREAKFAST and JACKET POTATOES is “PANCACK”
Bob Ross bobblehead of mysterious origin just chilling out on a mantelpiece above an entry level 5-string banjo made by Stretton Payne.
A limited edition bobblehead in the form of relaxing television painter Bob Ross