Jeremy Gable

@jeremygable.com

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Writer of plays you haven't seen and games you haven't played. If you're a transphobe, just block me now. He / Him. 💜🤍🩶🖤

An article headline: Millionaire US big game hunter, 75, is trampled to death by five elephants while hunting antelope in central Africa.
Text from two different news stories: 1 - In February 2024, Disney invested $1.5 billion in Epic Games to take a minority stake in the gaming firm that has helped expand the concept of gaming eco-systems with the success of “Fortnite” and its many iterations. 2 - The announcement comes just three months after Disney inked a groundbreaking deal with OpenAI.
A split-screen showing sad-looking me on the left with DLSS 5 Off, and Jacob Elordi on the right with DLSS 5 On.
The Super Mario Bros Super Show logo, except the text reads "America has always been one nudge away from fascism."
An auction for "Instant Pot Electric Pressure Cooker (Never Used)"
A screenshot an auction website selling an Arkanoid arcade cabinet, unknowingly misspelled as "Akkanow", based on the way the name looks on the title screen.
A headline from Variety: "Resident Evil Requiem sets February 2026 release from Capcom"
A truly remarkable headline: "Leonardo DiCaprio, Jeff Bezos, Kevin Spacey Spotted at amfAR Cannes Gala as James Franco and Adrien Brody Auction Their Art for Over $300,000"
Changed the tweet to read: "For 350 years of American history, women were silenced into being wives and mothers. Virtually every woman was quiet. Then thanks to feminism, so many of us started having a voice, enjoying sex for pleasure. Yet nobody wonders why we are so outspoken now."
Selections from the Wikipedia page reading, Campbell says that Campbell writes Campbell tell us According to Campbell Campbell explains that Campbell proposes that Campbell relates that Per Campbell Campbell later expounds Campbell discloses that Campbell confers that Campbell argues that Campbell elucidates Campbell demonstrates that Campbell goes on to illustrate that Campbell declares
From a BBC article: The US government is trying to rehire nuclear safety employees it had fired on Thursday, after concerns grew that their dismissal could jeopardise national security, US media reported.
New York Times headline: The N.E.A.’s New Gender and Diversity Edicts Worry Arts Groups As the National Endowment for the Arts adjusts to comply with President Trump’s executive orders, “gender ideology” is out and works that “honor the nation’s rich artistic heritage” are in.
Quote from a Variety article: After The Atlantic first reported the news, Trump confirmed his plans in a Friday evening Truth Social post, writing, “At my direction, we are going to make the Kennedy Center in Washington D.C., GREAT AGAIN. I have decided to immediately terminate multiple individuals from the Board of Trustees, including the Chairman, who do not share our Vision for a Golden Age in Arts and Culture.”
CNN Headline: Astronomers are closely monitoring a newly discovered asteroid with a slightly increased chance of hitting Earth
The new title page for JeremyGable.com, with a picture of me, my name, and noting "English-American creator of interactive and narrative content".
Snuffleupagus
An AP headline: "A newly spotted asteroid has a tiny chance - slightly more than 1% - of hitting Earth in 2032."
Michael Caine acting his fucking face off with an monosyllabic felt puppet as a scene partner.
A logo for the US amateur premiere of Jez Butterworth's The Ferryman, presented at Hole in the Wall Theater in New Britain, Connecticut.
A floating compass needle playing a tune on a floating red vinyl record.
A poster for the sitcom Sports Night.
A tweet of mine that reads, "Just realized that 'Metroidvania' is a portmanteau of two portmanteaus."
Carrie Coon and Heidi Gardner, looking like sisters.
A badge bragging that I was the 278,795th member of Bluesky. Jealous?
My reply to an obviously mass text stating, "Hi, Barack. I'm registered, thank you for asking. I feel bad that we don't talk more. We promised to keep in touch after graduation, and ... I dunno, life got in the way. But let's use this as a way to keep the conversation going."
An AP headline: "Moon volcanoes. Volcanoes were still erupting on the moon when dinosaurs roamed Earth, new research suggests. The evidence: Three tiny glass beads."