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A picture of Jerma edited to have the exposure turned all the way up making his face very bright and hard to discern. There is text on the top that reads “NO EDIT. NO FILTER. JUST NATURAL BEAUTY!!” in all caps with an emoji at the end that is illegible.
A tweet from Jerma that says “step into my office” accompanied by a picture of him edited to look like a vampire
Jerma is taking a sip of a soda but his face has been edited with a “handsome” filter. There’s also text over the image meant to be interpreted as an ad. The text reads “Like Jerma? Play a Free Zorn Game that makes you Zerk in 16 seconds!” with text that reads “Skip” in the bottom right corner.
A tweet that reads “jerma has such a good recognizable character design that u can see him thru a couple pixels image”. quote tweeted is an incredibly blurry picture of jerma
Jerma with short hair staring at the camera with wide eyes and pursed lips.
a picture of jerma edited to look like scout from TF2
a picture comparing different photos of jerma that insinuates he died in 2017 and was replaced with an unknown lookalike.
a tweet by user poopthrower420 that says “unironically love this picture what the hell did chat have to say to kerma for him to do this” accompanied by a screen shot from the Spider-man movie with Green Goblin where Willem Dafoe chokes an innocent scientist. There is a reply to the tweet by the same user that says “i have just been informed that this is not a jerma bit”
a tweet by @conrayart that says “the jerma community never ceases to amaze me”. linked in the tweet is a picture, a screenshot of a message sent in a discord server. the message says “I made what is likely the world’s smallest Jerma. He is about 8 μm tall (roughly the diameter of a human red blood cell) and was made using thermal scanning probe lithography on a glass substrate and then plated with gold.” the message also has pictures of the jerma but he is indistinguishable.
A still frame ofJerma running away from the camera but his butt has been edited to increase significantly in size.
a close up of jerma holding his hand out. a blue orb of light is emitting from his palm
A sign posted on a wall with a picture of Jerma staring and grimacing. The sign is titled “Jerma demands you to recycle.” In smaller print on the right side of jerma’s face it reads decendingly “Please recycle”. below that, a picture of a crumpled monster can titled “Cans”. Below that, a picture of a crumpled plastic water bottle titled “Plastic”. Below that, a picture of a stack of printer paper titled “paper”.
A picture labeled Mii Personality from the game Tomadachi Life. There’s a picture of Jerma in a square next to a Mii character that is supposed to look like him, but does not.
a picture of a cartoon mouse with Jerma’s face morphed onto it with a text bubble that says “my apolocheese”
jerma in a christmas santa hat in a sweater doing the jerma pose. there’s sparkly pink text that says “Sparkle on! It’s Christmas! Don’t forget to be Jolly!”
a map of the united states labeled “jerma proximity map.” there is a tiny picture of jerma in nevada with a circle of red around it, a bigger circle of orange, a bigger circle of yellow, bigger circle of green, and then the rest of the us is blue. there’s a key in the corner that labels blue as secure, green as illusion of safety, yellow as encounter unlikely, orange as use caution, and red as immediate danger. there’s a second yellow location in the north east that’s labeled jerma’s home town
jerma dressed as a vampire with red text overlayed that reads “sparkle on! it’s the fully moon! don’t forget to avoid garlic and silver!”
Jerma is playing 3d pac-man on screen.He’s lined the pac-man character up next to his camera box so he’s smiling and on camera Jerma is making a smile that looks just like pac-man.
Jerma in his stream room holding up a ring light. He’s wearing a Dr. Pepper shirt and sitting at his desk. His expression is one of. a model and his cheekbones are immaculate.
Jerma edited to be super old with severe wrinkles, drooping skin, and drooping eyes.
a screenshot of jerma laughing with his TOE!!! in the corner of the screen. in the clip that the screenshot was taken from he leaned back in his chair while laughing and his toe accidentally caught the frame! the toe in question has a red circle around it that was edited onto the image
a side by side of two of the same pictures of jerma. he’s wearing a white shirt with black earbuds in. the picture on the left he has no eyebrows. the picture on the right he has eyebrows
Jerma on the hit game show Name Your Price with two other players, Ludwig and Rick. The picture shows the three of them each standing at a Jeopardy style stand in front of a red curtain. The stands have their name and their score on it. Jerma is draping himself over his stand, laying down on the top of it with a frown on his face.
A picture of Hatsune Miku performing at Coachella and someone holding up a phone of a picture that looks like it could be Jerma presumably on facetime.
A tweet from Jerma that says “Let’s fuckin go!!!” Attached is a picture of a ham and american cheese sandwich. And radishes?The ends are chopped. It’s some red vegetable that looks weird. It’s on a white paper plate. There’s literally nothing else.
Jerma with a hand on his hip standing in his stream room. Edited into the picture around him are sparkles and seethrough blue butterflies. There’s pink cursive text edited onto the picture that says “Sparkle on! It’s Thursday! Continue being yourself!”
Jerma with a hand on his hip and very blurry. His eyes have edited blood dripping and there’s spiders hanging and blood dripping from the top of the photo. Bags and sparkles are edited around the whole picture. The text is red and cursive and says “Slash on! It’s Wednesday! Don’t forget to be yourself!” There’s fake bloody handprints edited behind the text as well.
Jerma in a field holding a bag of sliced bread with a red cape on and a black top hat with a red ribbon around the hat.
Jerma with photoshopped solar eclipse glasses and a complete solar eclipse photoshopped in front of him. The caption is pink text that says “Sparkle on! It’s solar eclipse day! Don’t forget to wear your protective eyewear!”
A tweet from Jerma @Jerma985 from 12 May 16 that says “Fahkin fresh cut. Fahkin fresh dunks. Gorgeous out. Go outside.” Attached is a picture of him with his Short and Spiky hair haircut from a couple years ago and an iced coffee from a drive through in one of his hands. His lips are pursed like hes about to take a sip and he’s not looking at the camera. He’s in a car in the drivers seat presumably.
A tumblr post of a Virginia Woolf quote by the user bookshavepores that says “No need to hurry. No need to sparkle. No need to be anybody but oneself. Virginia Woolf” There is a reblog by the user chloroplasts that is a blurry picture of Jerma with a hand on his hip accompanied by the tags “#Jerma if he didn’t sparkle”
An image of Jerma shining his phone flashlight into his eye and staring at the camera. There’s a yellow/orange butterfly crown on his head and yellow butterflies and sparkles edited around him in the background. There’s yellow text that says “Sparkle medium It’s Tuesday Start remembering!!!” With two yellow roses on either side. Jerma’s face looks uncomfortably serious as he stares into the camera.
Jerma during his dollhouse stream in the bathroom with edited smoke and sparkles into the picture. There’s edited flames on the bottom of the picture with edited red text. Above the text is a warning symbol. The text reads “Sparkle OFF it’s Monday Get back to work”
An edited picture of Jerma gesturing to the trans flag image background
A picture of Jerma with a picture of the Google Search Result for Germany layered on top. The image of Germany is circled in red with a red arrow pointing to Jerma’s knee.
A blurry photo of Jerma with his hand on his hip. There’s edited easter eggs bordering the image. There is pink text that says “Sparkle on! It’s Easter Don’t Forget to be yourself!”
An image of Jerma posing with a hand on his hip. Edited into the picture are pink butterflies, hearts, and sparkles. There is pink text saying “Sparkle on! It’s Saturday! Don’t forget to shine!”
Jerma985 wearing a pink hat and red shirt, extending a confident hand. Text has been edited to read, "let's unlearn shame together."
Picture of Jerma with his hand on his hip and edited sparkles, hearts, and butterflies with glittery blue text that says “Sparkle on! It’s Friday! Don’t forget to be yourself!”
A blurry picture of Jerma with his hand on his hip edited onto a background of flames. There’s text below that says “Sparkle OFF. It’s Thursday. Forget who you are.”
a reddit post from the subreddit r/jerma985 that says “spotted at oxford pride” accompanied by a picture of a pride protest and someone holding up a pride flag that has jerma on it
A blurry photo of Jerma with one hand on his hip with butterflies, sparkles, and hearts edited into the photo. There’s a caption that says “Sparkle on! It’s Wednesday! Don’t forget to be yourself!” in pink, semi-cursive font.
dude in a low quality batman costume from a tiktok post
a screenshot from Jerma’s stream where he is dressed as a cowboy/archaeologist in a large expanse of sand accompanied by a screenshot of user orangesherbert17 from his live chat saying “NEXT GAME” and in the picture of Jerma there is a caption of him saying “Did somebody say ‘next game’?”
Jerma eating a burger surrounded by butterflies, hearts, and sparkles that have been edited into the picture. There is text that reads “Sparkle on! It’s Tuesday Don’t forget to check the air vent”
A picture of Jerma in the co-pilot seat of a plane wearing a pilot costume with a text caption on the picture saying “look at my pilot bro we’re going to crash 😭 (crying emoji)”
Jerma winking with a slight smile.
A picture of Jerma pointing at his face with both hands with butterflies, hearts, and sparkles around him. The caption said “Sparkle OFF! It’s Monday Don’t talk to me”
Grainy text accompanied by a grainy picture of Jerma985. The text reads: *Jerma sits next to you* You: “Why are you looking at my paper?” Jerma: “There’s a mistake” *Points at your last name* You: “What’s the mistake???” Jerma: “It should be Elbertson”