Jerzmo

@jerzmo.bsky.social

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Nerd, socialite, gamer, and ardent defender of the Oxford Comma. Coupled 🏳️‍🌈 📍SoCal

Jerzmo and his friend Mikey in the pool with hard seltzers in koozies.
Jerzmo's legs on an outdoor lounger, his hand holding an adult beverage, and a pool in the near distance.
A photo of a confirmation page on a computer monitor showing that tickets have been purchased to see the play "Oh, Mary!" at the Ahmanson Theater.
A dishwasher sitting out on the kitchen floor in front of the cabinet that once housed it.
Jerzmo taking a selfie in front of rows of boats on blue water with coastline and hills in the background.
The back of a cookie package with the printed image of several pineapple shaped cookies of varying types and the caption, "**COOKIES SHOWN ABOVE ARE NOT PRESENT IN THIS PACKAGE."
Jerzmo in sunglasses and a baseball cap in front wooden beach chairs and a large, well manicured, tropical pool.
Jerzmo and the BF standing in front of a Hawaiian airlines plane on a gloomy airport tarmac.
Jerzmo and the BF reclining in beach chairs with sand and greenery covered bluffs in the background. There's a rainbow painted lifeguard shack on the beach.
Jerzmo drinking from a red Solo cup with a... hot dog disco ball (?) above him.
Jerzmo in a jacuzzi with a High Noon can against a gloomy backdrop.
A selfie of Jerzmo from the torso up around dusk with a green lawn, trees, and a cinder block structure in the background.
A pencil sketch of the character Anger from the movie "Inside Out." He has a block-like face, a neck tie, and flames for hair. He has been drawn on paper that says "Disney Animation Academy" at the top and "Disney California Adventure" at the bottom.
Jerzmo and the BF in front of a large wooden shop circa the early 1900s that had been mounted on dry land and turned into a resort bar.
A countdown screen in the virtual queue for Coachella 2027 tickets.
Jerzmo sitting out in the sun.
Jerzmo's legs extended across a poolside lounge chair with a pool and the palm desert mountainscape in the background.
Jerzmo taking a selfie standing against a rail with David Byrne and company on a stage about 50 feet away.
Jerzmo taking a selfie in a large crowd. The BF and a friend are smiling at the camera as a second friend scans the horizon behind his sunglasses. A recognizable coral-like, flag-covered structure is visible in the background, signaling that this is the DoLab stage.
Jerzmo taking a selfie on a grass field with a small crew in tow.
Jerzmo and the BF taking a selfie in a car. Mounted bikes are visible through the rear window. There is luggage and the corner of a "Ticket to Ride" board game box visible in the trunk.
Jerzmo smirking in a selfie as he walks down a greenery-lined pathway. Backpack straps are visible on his shoulders.
Jerzmo taking a selfie on a beach path next to a hottie with a running bib attached to his shorts.
Jerzmo taking a selfie on a poolside lounge chair. A friend and his dog are in the water in frame.
Jerzmo post-gym in a bathroom mirror.
Jerzmo and friends in front of the Disneyland castle, lit up at night.
Jerzmo and friends in two rows of a boat in what seems to be simultaneously the bayou and the inside of a building.
Jerzmo and friends taking a cozy selfie with the fringe of the awning on the Disneyland Railway in the background.
Jerzmo and friends at a table at which cocktails will arrive at any moment. ⌚
Jerzmo and friends waiting to board at ride at California Adventure. And looking awfully enthusiastic.
Jerzmo drinking a sparkling beverage from an orange plastic cup on front of the "Guardians of the Galaxy: Mission Breakout" ride facade.
Jerzmo, the BF, and friends smiling in front of the Laguna Beach coastline.
Jerzmo, the BF, and friends in a cozy booth at an ornate bar.
Jerzmo, the BF, and a friend in front of a large hanging poster for "Here Lies Love", a musical.
Jerzmo and the BF smiling and flanking a poster for "Akhnaten" by Philip Glass
Jerzmo looking quizzically into a newly empty beer stein.
Jerzmo and the BF shirtless and making faces in a dimly lit bar.
Jerzmo holding a cream-colored cocktail with trees and glowy lights in the background.
Album art and label for the track "Dynasty (feat. Haley) - Kaskade Arena Mix" by Kaskade and Haley
Jerzmo, the BF, friends, and Stella the dog taking a selfie in front of the San Diego Gaslamp District arch.
Jerzmo taking a shirtless photo in a hotel mirror with his shoulder and arm looking strangely better than they normally do.
Jerzmo taking a selfie in front of a pool deck and the Palm Desert mountains.
Jerzmo taking a selfie in front of friends and a table on which cards are laid out for the game "Side Effects."
Jerzmo standing in front of tide pools on a sunny day. Keen observers will spot the boyfriend in the background.
Jerzmo taking a selfie in ski gear on a ski run with a semi-snowy landscape in the background.
Jerzmo taking a selfie with his ski crew on a snowy mountain slope.
Jerzmo sipping from a beer in an airport bar. The BF is visible at the edge of the frame.
Jerzmo and the BF sitting on the grass in a park.
A cocktail in the foreground and RuPaul's Drag Race in the background.
A conversation in the game "Animal Crossing" in which an NPC villager is saying to Jerzmo's avatar, "Is that you, cupcake?! No way! It's been like... Whoa! 5 years and 4 months!"
Most played game on Nintendo platforms of 2025 was "Octopath Traveler II" at 65 hours followed by "Donkey Kong Bananza" (49 hours) and "No Man's Sky" (36 hours).
Jerzmo's derriere with his upper half buried in a media console that he's rewiring. It looks not unlike Winnie the Pooh when he gets stuck in a hole.
Jerzmo in front of a cable machine and a window looking out on a very wet freeway.
Jerzmo reclining next to the leg lamp from "A Christmas Story."
Turkey stock in a pot on the stove surrounded by veggies, herbs, and egg noodles.
A selfie of Jerzmo walking down Main Street in Disneyland on a rainy day with his family in tow in ponchos.
A crockpot filled with vegetables, herbs, and spices with a large ham bone sitting beside.
Jerzmo thinking really hard. Apparently.
Jerzmo and part of the crew at the annual Drunk Elephant party.
Jerzmo holding a drink that appears to be glowing blue.