Jesse Lansner

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#banCars More about me: https://lansner.com My crossword puzzles: https://jklcrosswords.com

The spines of three books. Two are about MEL OTT.
Christ the Redeemer bobble head
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Resistance to the new technology, he continued, is “very much like sitting here saying, ‘Well, I believe the horse and the buggy is really where it’s at. These cars, they break down, they need gas, there’s all kinds of problems with them and pretty soon they’ll be making them into tanks, and then they’ll be killing people. It’s terrible.’”
The driver’s window of a public bus. The driver is not visible from this angle, but there is a copy of “The Odyssey” (Robert Fagles translation) leaning against the glass.
NoName McNoNamerson 2d This is an incredible article because you make the exact opposite point you are trying to make. It's an unintentional work of art, in a sense.
Insignia for Starfleet Command - United Federation of Planets, from Star Trek.
My own advice for the perplexed among liberal American Jews would be, first, participate actively in the religious life of the community. That will connect you deeply to your people, back through time and everywhere in the world in the present. Second, and inextricably linked, study the Torah and the other essential texts.
Wax figurines of Lt. Chekhov, Capt. Kirk and Mr. Spock from Star Trek. They are all very poor likenesses.
"Thanks. I really don't want to get sent back to America. Fuck that place. It's a hellhole run by garbage cans."
A cartoon titled “Haruki Murakami Bingo”. There are 25 squares showing common tropes in Murakami’s novels. 23 of the squares have a red X.
Screenshot of New York Times Spelling Bee showing that NOMONHAN is not in the word list.
Cleavon Little, in Blazing Saddles saying “But to tell a family secret, my grandmother was Dutch”.
Poster for “Air Bud: World Pup”
A cartoon titled “Haruki Murakami Bingo” There are 25 squares showing common tropes in Murakami novels. 16 of the squares are marked with an X.
hardly keep up. Steve didn't insist I coddle each Haggadah on a special foam rest as I had in libraries rare books collections; this was liberating, but what if I stressed the binding? He didn't ask me to put on those special white gloves the special collections librarians made me wear. I could
A cartoon titled “Haruki Murakami Bingo” There are 25 squares showing common tropes in Murakami novels. 10 of the squares are marked with an X.
A sign that says “Creta Mediterranean Grill”
A cartoon of “Haruki Murakami Bingo” There are 25 squares showing common tropes in Murakami novels. 12 of the square are marked with an X.
A cartoon of “Haruki Murakami Bingo”. There are 25 squares with different tropes, and 10 of them are marked with an X.
A Star of David and the words “Baby Daddy Bundist”
A row of books, including “Recipe for Disaster”
Poster for the movie “Dick”, showing Michelle Williams and Kirsten Dunst in American flag outfits.
A cartoon of “Haruki Murakami Bingo”. There are 25 squares with different tropes, and 12 of them are marked with an X.
A cartoon of “Haruki Murakami Bingo”. There are 25 squares with different tropes, and 10 of them are marked with an X.
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It was close to succeeding, and then you guys were stabbed in the back. Exactly. And we don’t understand why. You understand that they are Nazis. What happened to you?
cartoon of “Haruki Murakami Bingo”. There are 25 squares with different tropes, and 9 of them are marked with an X.
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A cartoon of “Haruki Murakami Bingo”. There are 25 squares with different tropes, and 11 of them are marked with an X.
Screenshot from Looney Tunes: A brown hairy paw holds a business card that reads: "Wile E. Coyote GENIUS HAVE BRAIN WILL TRAVEL"
A cartoon of “Haruki Murakami Bingo”. There are 25 squares with different tropes, and 12 of them are marked with an X.
A cartoon of “Haruki Murakami Bingo”. There are 25 squares with different tropes, and 8 of them are marked with an X.
A cartoon of “Haruki Murakami Bingo”. There are 25 squares with different tropes, and 12 of them are marked with an X.
A cartoon of “Haruki Murakami Bingo”. There are 25 squares with different tropes, and 8 of them are marked with an X.
In many societies in the ancient world, the leader of that society was considered a God or demi-God, ruling by divine right. Judaism did not recognize that power. Moreover, Judaism de-centralized religion — which, in its way, remains a radical idea today. Dara pointed out that Jews don’t have a Pope and we don’t have an Ayatollah. There is no Grand Rabbi whose word is law. Everyone has equal access to God and no one has the final word on any interpretation of our Torah. And in Exodus, we find the origin story giving rise to what was perhaps the world’s first liberation movement.
A photo of the Lubavitcher Rebbe, but the rebbe's face has been replaced by New York Knicks player Jalen Brunson.
A cartoon titled “Haruki Murakami Bingo” There are 25 squares marking familiar tropes from Murakami’s novels. 13 of them have X’s covering them.
A cartoon titled “Haruki Murakami Bingo” There are 25 squares marking familiar tropes from Murakami’s novels. 13 of them have X’s covering them.
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No matter how long you have been here, you are a New Yorker the first time you say, ''That used to be Munsey's'' or ''That used to be the Tic Toc Lounge.'' That before the Internet cafe plugged itself in, you got your shoes resoled in the mom-and-pop operation that used to be there. You are a New Yorker when what was there before is more real and solid than what is here now. From https://www.nytimes.com/2001/11/11/magazine/the-way-we-live-now-11-11-01-lost-and-found.html
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A cartoon titled “Haruki Murakami Bingo” There are 25 squares marking familiar tropes from Murakami’s novels. 5 of them have X’s covering them.
We did some terrible things in Nanking. My own unit did. We threw dozens of people into a well and dropped hand grenades in after them. Some of the things we did I couldn't bring myself to talk about. I'm telling you, Lieutenant, this is one war that doesn't have any Righteous Cause. It's just two sides killing each other.
A cartoon titled “Haruki Murakami Bingo” There are 25 squares marking familiar tropes from Murakami’s novels. 6 of them have X’s covering them.
Why did we have to risk our lives to fight for this barren piece of earth devoid of military or industrial value, this vast land where nothing lived but wisps of grass and biting insects? To protect my homeland, I too would fight and die. But it made no sense to me at all to sacrifice my one and only life for the sake of this desolate patch of soil from which no shaft of grain would ever spring.
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A cartoon titled “Haruki Murakami Bingo” There are 25 squares marking familiar tropes from Murakami’s novels. 11 of them have X’s covering them.
"Pessimistic ... pessimistic ..." She repeated the English to herself over and over, and then she looked up at me with a fierce glare. "I'm only sixteen," she said, "and I don't know much about the world, but I do know one thing for sure. If I'm pessimistic, then the adults in this world who are *not* pessimistic are a bunch of idiots."
In the six years since I had married Kumiko, I had never slept with another woman. Which is not to say that I never felt the desire for another woman or never had the chance. Just that I never pursued it when the opportunity arose. I can't explain why, exactly, but it probably has something to do with life's priorities.
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Screenshot from The Simpsons of a helicopter with the Fox News logo and the text “Not racist, but #1 with racists”.
A cartoon titled “Haruki Murakami Bingo” There are 25 squares marking familiar tropes from Murakami’s novels. 9 of them have X’s covering them.
A cartoon titled “Haruki Murakami Bingo” There are 25 squares marking familiar tropes from Murakami’s novels. 10 of them have X’s covering them.
"It doesn't bother me," she went on, "but somebody who doesn't know you might think you were some kind of pervert." She paused. "You're not a pervert, are you?" "Probably not," I said.
Japanese cover for a CD by Herb Alpert.