Jesse Berney

@jesseberney.com

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Writer. 20+ years in politics, advocacy, and labor. Masters in counseling, waiting for my licensure to become a therapist. He/him. DC.

New data collected by the astronomers strongly suggests that the LHS 1140b has a helium-rich atmosphere.
A bearded and balding white dude on a rocking chair on his porch in DC.
Junebug the Aussiedoodle lying on the couch somehow wrapped around a pillow
A column from a chart in my National Counselor Exam Study Guide Focus Zone Mouth Anus Genitals Dormant Genitals
Junebug the Aussiedoodle looking zonked out of her mind
Some amateur soccer players playing a game in a field and then a dog poops right on the pitch
Skeet by @satanley.bsky.social Just did the math. DC will be under a heavier bombardment by Trump than Gaza was by Israel. Just a hair over 236 fireworks every second for an entire hour! And after the first five minutes there will be so much smoke you won't be able to see the rest of the show. A very stable genius indeed!
A street sign reading "Chesapeake Bch Rd"
Junebug the aussiedoodle
Me, a 50yo white dude wearing a baseball cap and a PROTECT TRANS YOUTH shirt in front of the model of Trump's dumb arch.
A man (me!) with a full and mostly grey beard wearing a T-shirt that reads "Protect Trans Youth." The shirt has a momma possum curled around a baby possum who is sporting colors of the trans flag.
A poster for YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN, a Mel Brooks film.
It's an abomination. It's a monument to greed, corruption, and hate. It does not celebrate anything good about America, only the worst of who we are.
My perfect 82-0 team: Russell Westbrook (PG), Tracy McGrady (SG), Marques Johnson (SF), Bob Petit (PF), and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (C)
A very handsome young Hermann Rorschach
A bad picture of a brewers jersey that reads WISCO
The back of a red Ford explorer with stickers of the American flag, the Israeli flag, the Ukraine flag, the rainbow flag a US Navy emblem, and one that says NO MEN IN WOMEN'S SPORTS!!!!!!!
New York times headline: Molotov cocktail is hurled at home of open AI chief executive Sam Altman with the dek: the device burned and exterior date of the house in San Francisco, the police said, and it was unclear whether the artificial intelligence executive was home. The authorities arrested a suspect.
Junebug the Aussiedoodle resting her sweet little head on my hairy leg.
The snoot of junebug the Aussiedoodle
Junebug the Aussiedoodle waiting in a chair by the window with a toy in her mouth
Scene from back to the Future where Marty is saying "Jesus, didn't that guy ever have hair? "
Junebug the aussiedoodle sitting in an upholstered chair with her paws over the side looking out a window with a toy in her mouth
That sad lady with the green wig from the time they had that fucked up willy Wonka event where everyone got like one jellybean
A black man and his adorable son frolick in a field
Letter that reads: "I'm guessing congratulations are in order. Dear Mr Berney, you're probably wondering why congratulations are in order, and I have a logical reason for you. It takes skill perseverance and savvy to be counted among the wealthiest Americans. To have out save and out invested your peers speaks to the kind of individual you are. It should also explain the exclusive nature of this communication."
skeet from anti-leaf blower account that says "u ever get a clogged pore/cyst in ur ear and it's infuriating bc any pressure change on the skin hurts like hell" followed by a tweet with the onion's YES HAHAHA YES sickos meme
Me, a bearded white guy in glasses, covered in multicolored holi powder
Four members of the National Guard standing at an intersection in Washington DC. They are standing back-to-back with each one facing a different direction so they can see all the danger coming their way. Not pictured: the danger.
A world map showing the location of the tectonic plates.
Tweet from Rep Andy Ogles that reads: "Muslims don't belong in American society. Pluralism is a lie."
My car's screen, playing knocks me off my feet off the album songs in the key of Life by Stevie Wonder
A white Chevy Tahoe with a license plate reading GOP SPIN
John Roberts
Charles Schumer
Wilford Brimley meme reading DIABEETUS
Junebug the Aussiedoodle posed gracefully
Sliced steaks
Top of CENTER magazine. The subhead reads "The Donald J. Trump and John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts Magazine"
Junebug the Aussiedoodle
Junebug the Aussiedoodle putting her little head on my leg
A fluffy mourning dove with a pinkish orange tint on the face and breast.
An older white man with white hair and a mustache and somehow both a goatee and a soul patch? He is VERY CREEPY.
A TikTok video that makes fun of Kid Rock's performance in the TPUSA halftime show because he lip synced and several times stopped syncing when the music was still going.
a cat lounging in a bikini with the meme text TRUMP IS JUST GOING TO CANCEL THE MIDTERMS ANYWAY
i ain't reading all that i'm happy for u tho or sorry that happened
Screenshot of me potentially blocking Jessica Zeller's account
proto Garfield
From a NYT story: What occurred during the meeting was even further outside the bounds of normal law enforcement procedure. Ms. Gabbard used her cellphone to call Mr. Trump, who did not initially pick up but called back shortly after, the people said. The president addressed the agents on speakerphone, asking them questions as well as praising and thanking them for their work on the inquiry, according to three people with knowledge of the discussion.
Junebug the Aussiedoodle looking at me like I did the Holocaust to her
A video of people labeled police confronting protestors.
One of the men from the previous photo, obviously in fear for his life.
Two of the doofiest humans I have ever seen with shields that say POLICE and riot helmets. One guy is just wearing a button down shirt and jeans. A caption reads 1/30/26, Los Angeles
A black and white photo of Hermann Rorschach wearing a suit and overcoat. He has a moustache and tousled hair. He's a baddie.
Korean man in a white baseball cap, white chef's coat, and glasses with the caption "I'm the greedy braise man"
A bowl of stew with rabbit and kale and carrots and onions and bacon.
A pot of rabbit and kale stew on the stove in a Dutch oven.
a poster reading ICE/CBP ARE MURDERERS AND TERRORISTS with photos of Renee Nicole Good, Alex Pretti, and Liam Ramos.