Jesse

@jesseconner.bsky.social

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Bad jokes, Politics, Music, Film, Parenting, Neurodiversity, Tech, Social Justice The loudest woman this town has ever seen. Ohjesse on IG/Threads

Simpsons meme featuring principal Skinner saying “am I out of touch?” And a new image with him looking up saying “no, it’s the women who are wrong.”
Screenshot of one of the Atlantic article’s secret war chat conversations in which every participant has a generic default profile circle instead of a pic while drunken dummy of the year, Pete Hegseth has an official headshot as his.
Killmonger from the Black Panther film saying “how do you think your ancestors got these?” to a museum curator he is about to unalive
Classic XKCD comic one person is sitting at a computer. Off frame someone says: are you coming to bed? Computer person replies: I can’t this is importany Off frame: what? Computer person: someone is wrong on the internet
Jon Snow drawing his sword before a sea of men riding towards him in battle
Rust from True Detective lighting a cigarette while driving a car and saying “world needs bad men. We keep the other bad men from the door.”
Leslie Knope pulling out a binder saying “one that involves a color-coded binder”
Man pondering with caption “ahaha no”
Glue
Conversation heart that says “eat the rich”
Incredibly white, plain unseasoned cooked chicken
A Greek chorus around a main actor in a Greek play
Ben Wyatt from Parks and Recreation holding out a claymation doll saying “do you think a depressed person could make this? No.”
OP is wearing a sweatshirt that says The Kansas City Swifts
Kelsey Combs posting on Threads: Announcement: Henceforth the Kansas City Chiefs will be known as the Kansas City Swifts. If they can rename the Gulf of Mexico, we can rename racist football teams. Think of the merch. Reply by Jesse Conner that says: I may or may not be making a logo… Kelsey replying with two exclamation marks
A hand holding a bunch of beauty products with a store display in the background the shows an Ulta logo
Apple Music player set to play Taylor Swift’s song New Years Day off the album reputation, her snakiest album which happens to coincide with the fact that this is the year of the snake 🐍
Guy looking at new girl meme. New girl is Kirkland, guy is Suburban Moms, upset girl is A New Day
Poster wearing a grey and white men’s shacket from Costco
Screenshot of a target app being deleted from a phone
Supermarket egg case that is completely empty except for one random opened egg container and one lone egg rolling around near the back of a shelf.
Marisa Tomei from My Cousin Vinnie talking about why she knows about cars but instead of mechanics, talking about being neurodivergent. So the caption reads “well my father was neurodivergent. His father was neurodivergent. My mother’s father was neurodivergent. My three brothers are neurodivergent. Four uncles on my father’s side are neurodivergent.”
The bridge lyrics from “How Did It End?” By Taylor Swift Say it once again with feeling How the death rattle breathing Silenced as the soul was leaving The deflation of our dreaming Leaving me bereft and reeling My beloved ghost and me Sitting in a tree D-Y-I-N-G
Dude punching a Nazi in the face
Screenshot of the Instagram search returns for “hashtag democrats” showing no images and a message that says “we’ve hidden these results - results for the term you searched for may contain sensitive content”
Melania is a silly flat hat
Indoor garden with adorable little baby plants
Maui performing the haka at the end of Moana
Period app notification with three blood emojis followed by the word “soon”
Screenshot of an AI generated video of Will Smith eating a plate of spaghetti and washing it down by chugging a giant glass of orange juice.
Screenshot of Audible app interface with a book recommendation for “Man Enough” by Justin Baldoni because the user previously listened to the book “For the Love of Men”
A bowl of home cooked pho topped with herbs, bean sprouts and sriracha
A cassette player and several cassettes all still in their packaging. Cassettes include Guardians of the Galaxy Soundtrack, 1989 Taylor’s Version, Fearless Taylor’s Version, a Charlie Brown Christmas, and the Dirty Dancing soundtrack.
Metallic bronze turkey carcass shaped wine stopper in a wine bottle
Katniss saying “Tick Tock”
Snippet of Mitch McConnell’s Wikipedia article that discusses how his leg was paralyzed as a child due to polio.
Mastermind score recap. User chose all outfits correct and all bonus questions except two.
Taylor holding up three fingers during a countdown in the song Midnight rain at the part where she sings “TV”
Poster in an Era’s Tour t-shirt
Meme of two girls sitting in an audience of a play with the obviously altered caption “wait is this fucking game about us?”
A store display of holiday decor featuring holly and oversized pinecones strung up in a noose
Incredibly handsome man smiling in a hoodie
A bag of several ears of unshucked corn and a box of frozen vegetarian hot dogs
A corgi lying on a couch in a sunroom surrounded by plants
Poster playing piano and singing Evermore by Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift, Taylor Lautner and Taylor Dome recreating the “Spidermen pointing at each other” meme by standing in a circle pointing at each other.
Meme of Cillian Murphy from Peeky Blinders pointing his finger at some guys with the caption “no adjectives.” And then underneath another still from the same shot point at other guys with the caption “no fucking adjectives”
Screenshot of a Google result to the question “What are the permanent effects of lead poisoning?” With the answer: “In particular, lead can permanently affect children's brain development, resulting in reduced intelligence quotient (IQ), behavioural changes including reduced attention span and increased antisocial behaviour, and reduced educational attainment.”
Screenshot of a Threads post by an account owned by the original poster that reads “Don’t know why folks are so aghast at some people thinking the platform is shadow banning BlueSky posts when they openly admit to throttling content 🤷🏻‍♀️ Also, I don’t think they are in this case but they’ve also been pretty explicit about controlling every aspect of what we’re allowed to see here.”
RFK Jr holding a Big Mac on Trump’s plane with the facial expression of a man who knows he is going against every, albeit twisted and bullshit, value he has professed to hold dear.
Still from the sitcom Will and Grace of Grace having an emotional breakdown with the caption “I feel like I’m in the Twilight Zone and all the other people are pigs and I’m the pretty one, but everyone thinks I’m ugly, because they’re all pigs and they think pigs are pretty.”
Screenshot of the Apple Music app recommending a “Mood for You” playlist titled “Feel good”. Screen also shows recently played albums “Evermore” and “Tortured Poets Anthology” two decidedly not-feel good albums, and the song currently playing is “Before the Lobotomy” by Green Day.
Screenshot of the poem Good Bones By Maggie Smith Life is short, though I keep this from my children. Life is short, and I’ve shortened mine in a thousand delicious, ill-advised ways, a thousand deliciously ill-advised ways I’ll keep from my children. The world is at least fifty percent terrible, and that’s a conservative estimate, though I keep this from my children. For every bird there is a stone thrown at a bird. For every loved child, a child broken, bagged, sunk in a lake. Life is short and the world is at least half terrible, and for every kind stranger, there is one who would break you, though I keep this from my children. I am trying to sell them the world. Any decent realtor, walking you through a real shithole, chirps on about good bones: This place could be beautiful, right? You could make this place bea