Jesse

@jessedumb.bsky.social

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Swamp monk

Obama giving himself a medal
Dying? Grab a Snickers (contains microplastics)
A man in sunglasses explaining the lore behind female orcs to a blonde woman
Joe Biden declaring climate emergency
Michael Imperial from The Sopranos
A poster with a strange gungan saying “Ever Dream This Man?”
Sasquatch playing saxophone
Tasha Yar saying “drugs can make you feel good”
A deck of pogs with slammers
A terrible drawing of an egg
A Volvo emerges from a cocoon against a green background with the text “the caterpillar doesn’t choose to become a 1988 Volvo 240”
Four hobbits share some ale together
Máscah posting about “this entire sequence has más cackling” on July 31, 2023 at 3:19 PM CST
Starship Troopers cadet saying “I’m doing más part!”
A fried egg with the phrase “leggalize it”
Adam West as Batman holding a bomb saying “some days you just can’t get rid of a bomb!”
A list of American baseball players in the 1980s
Several of Darth Maul, the red alien from Star Wars with the double-laser blade, appear in a shopping mall
Joe staring at a little bee and Candyman appearing in the mirror behind him
An old comic panel of a grown large man inside of a bovine disguise. His caption reads “It is hard work—-but I will learn!”
Anakin Skywalker saying “There will be peace in my new Emtire” and Obi-Ewan responds with “did you just say emtire?”
Tim Robinson saying "I just really want to be here I love you"
A still image of the GIF with the woman sipping water from a white mug, laughing so hard she spits out her water
Former Secretary Colin Powell holding a roller blade in front of an audience at the United Nations
A poster for the 1984 comedy-horror film The Toxic Avenger
Tim Robinson saying “My life is nothing I thought and everything I worried it would become.”
This “I can’t believe you’ve done this” guy probably thought he was making another silly video before his friend socked him in the face
The image above with added Gadzooky labeled toot
The three heads of King Ghidorah labeled tweet, skeet, and throot
A variety of beans in an unorganized pile
man labeled “me collapsing from ennui” and a monkey labeled “my friend reminding me about the Boot Scootin’ Boogie”
Sickos Meme with the Bluesky icon for a face
A man wearing a mask of Nien Nunb cooking a savory soup
Guy wearing swim trunks plastered with Andrew Garfield’s face, standing in an abandoned Soviet hospital
Scully and Mulder looking super cool in Virtual Reality
Yoda riding Luke’s back except Luke’s head is the Bluesky Social icon in the shape of a heart
Tobey lookin strange