Jesse Guarascia

@jesseguarascia.com

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currently: Community Manager/Social Media Content @ KO_OP, prev: /noclip & noclip_2, Talking Simpsons, Blowback, Matt McMuscles | 📧hello@jesseguarascia.com | he/him 🇨🇦

A quote from the song A Report to the Shareholders by Run the Jewels that reads “Beware of Horses”
Cover for the board game BombBusters, featuring a few cartoon animals sweating as they attempt to defuse a cartoon bomb with a timer. Below is text that reads "They wanted the best team, they got... YOU!"
Dr Doom is walking up the stairs. He is facing away from the camera wearing a green cape and holding his mask towards the camera. Doom approaches a large fridge that is lit by a torch on each side.
Open face tuna melt sandwich with heirloom tomatoes and alfalfa sprouts
collage of art from gaming magazines, there is text that reads "Dead is Forever" and "Fight, Die, Scream. Free Will Cannot Exist" Jackie Chan is doing a cool move in the corner. Various characters are superimposed on each other. There is a dog.
A dark room is illuminated by the orange glow of a smoke shrouded sky
A screenshot of a quote from Disco Elyisum (which is I think just rephrasing a quote from Marx's Das Kapital?) said by Joyce Messier: "Capital has the ability to subsume all critiques into itself. Even those who would *critique* capital end up *reinforcing* it instead..."
The cover for a book titled Woke Baby featuring a cartoon drawing of a black baby with both fists raised above his head
The best eggplant sandwich I’ve ever made or eaten or seen
Ducks, by Kate Beaton
A blatant Meccha Chameleon rip-off called SCRIBBLE HUNT on Steam
"Productivity and Jobs: Assess the economic impact of new general-purpose technologies, including artificial intelligence, to inform the Federal Reserve's policy judgments. Marc Andreessen, cofounder and general partner, Andreessen Horowitz Charles I. Jones, professor of economics, Stanford University, currently on leave at Anthropic Asha Sharma, executive vice president and XBOX CEO, Microsoft Corp."
A screenshot of an article titled "The New Head of Xbox Is Worried About Birthrates, But Says AI Will Save Us" by John Walker for Kotaku, featuring a picture of current head of Xbox, Asha Sharma
A bunch of BlueSky posts with different versions of “Eleven Minutes?!”
Japanese crowdfunded $340k game still missing half its funds as platform claims it accidentally sent the money elsewhere "I suppose I was acting under the assumption that people are inherently good.”
Cart Life - A retail simulation for Windows
An edit of a quote from Anthony Bourdain that reads "Once you've held a big box copy of Grim Fandango you'll never stop wanting to beat Gabe Newell to death with your bare hands."
Grim Fandango PC big box
A YouTube thumbnail featuring Jason Schreier wearing headphones and talking into a microphone. A picture of Hornet from Hollow Knight Silksong is in the top right corner, and there is text overlayed across the whole thumbnail that reads "Things Cost Money"
Porco Rosso from Porco Rosso standing at the edge of a beach
Sleeping Dogs Definitive Edition, Bomb Rush Cyberfunk, Before Your Eyes, Ooo, Tacoma, Strange Antiquities, Mundaun, Venba, Norco, Paradise Killer, Citizen Sleeper 1, What Remains of Edith Finch
Today we are also sharing programs to make XBOX consoles more accessible: Buy Now, Pay Later: We’ve made it easier for players to use Buy Now, Pay Later options on eligible XBOX hardware purchases through Microsoft Stores, making it possible to break up your payment into predictable short-term, interest-free installments. Interest Free Financing: Players purchasing eligible XBOX hardware through Amazon can take advantage of 0% APR financing for up to 12 months, giving players more flexibility with lower monthly payments and more budgeting control.
Teddy’s baby blue eyes
Tiger Woods dapping up his big dog with text that reads “BIG DOG”
A photo of a pop-up card showing two cartoon bears sitting at a campfire, a bag of coffee called “Roo’s Brew”, and a novelty coffee mug with text that reads “25 cent Dad Jokes served fresh everyday!”
A screenshot from the game Esoteric Ebb. There is a passage that reads "Actually, I'm apolitical." followed by a reply that reads "Perfection. No one can get mad at you. And everyone will love you."
You are a solarcel—a spirit invented by the sun. You must possess every U.S. president at the worst moment in each of their lives to correct the course of history and repel the forces of Bedlam. If you do your job, nothing bad will ever happen to anyone that matters. Everybody's life can be beautiful forever.
Clip from FOX News that reads “Mullin confirmed as department of homeland security chief” with a picture of Markwayne Mullin behind it
Dinga Bakaba doing a high kick in a suit at The Game Awards, Geoff Keighley looks on in terror.
Wikipedia entry for Burnout Paradise showing that it release January 22nd 2008, the same year the Great Recession began.
A photo of a hand holding a PC box copy of World of Warcraft Burning Crusade
Photo of Xenoblade Chronicles Definitive Edition’s title screen on a Switch 2 in portable mode
search suggestions for "ace combat 8 wings of theve" that show a bunch of misspellings of the last word in the game's name including "thieves" "thieve" and "the eve"
AI generated image of a pizza and surrounding ingredients. The text read “Hot & Fresh Delicious Pizza Oven Fresh Quality Ingredients”
Western Digital Black 4TB SSD for $989 CAD
My goldendoodle Winston wearing a sideways cap
Steam Next Fest - June 15th - June 22nd @ 10 AM Pacific
Samsung 990 PRO SSD 4TB NVMe Drive for $1500 Canadian
There is a Jewish phrase I find myself returning to lately: ayin tovah. Looking with your good eye. The idea is simple. You train yourself to notice what is beautiful before your brain rushes in like a deranged reviewer inventorying defects. You look for what is alive and generous and trying. This applies to art and it applies to people and it applies to entire lives.
A tutorial popup from the game 007: First Light. A cutout of James Bond's face appears to the right with text to the left that reads "Tutorials: Public Spaces". Below is text that reads "Press OPTIONS for additional info."
A screenshot of a Gmail inbox showing 253 unread e-mails
Roy Padilla, a young boy who competed in MasterChef Junior, crying with a pair on tongs in one hand and the other covering his mouth.
"OpenCritic is part of the Valnet Publishing Group"
Jeremy Allen White in a chef’s coat standing with his hands clasped at his waist
"Firewatch on Steam lets you buy physical copies of in-game photos UK pricing and shipping detailed. Time to get scrapbooking!"