Jesse Jerdak đŸ» has your back!

@jessejerdak.bsky.social

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Artist. Friend. Fighter. Lover. Storyteller. Actual Kodiak bear in a flannel shirt. He/Him/Mamabear DND, TTRPG, Music, mayhem

A very tacky bumper sticker reads: my kid defense freedom for your honor student
Homer wearing clown pants that were supposed to be baggy. They fit well.
An advertisement for a black tank top by cherry kitten. The Text on the tank top says.” not trying to slut shame, but some of you could be sluttier”
My shirt says: protect trans kids
A cute little fish with a stupid look on his face, swimming in crystal blue waters. Other fish swim in the background. It’s probably better that he’s stupid; that way he doesn’t know that everyone is making fun of his dumb fucking name
A screenshot from a text message. Transaction reads: hey, I love US family, but you post a lot of hateful things. I hope you have a wonderful life, but I don’t want to be Facebook friends with someone who hates gay people. Sorry, thank you.
A graphical bug in Oblivion remastered that makes it appear that my unicorn is coupling with a brown horse. My paladin looks very embrassed.
My big shoulders in a Lebanon shirt
Gaston!!!
My wife and I, flirting aggressively
A dwarf cleric, healing and orca fighter. The caption reads: this will also uncircumcise you.
Me, exhibiting a decent shoulder pump after a sweaty work out. Wearing a BLM shirt
The top caption reads tell her “you’re an eight on a scale of 10 “ the bottom caption reads: urinate on a skeleton
A picture of a computer screen: the text reads after by us is updated, BDE can be resumed
The Netflix search says: Boring shows about murder and probably sex crimes too
Me throwing two axes into a wooden target. Not bullseyes, but not bad.
Me and my pretty wife
me, in the gym, wearing a shirt with the text listed above printed on it.
An image depicting a bloated disgusting Donald Trump super imposed over a plane crash. The caption reads listen up liberal! And then just the sound of planes crashing.