jesse

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what if we could have the things we liked, minus the things we didn't like

The cast of Teen Titans Go!
A headshot of the burger gobbler from Make it Make Sense, I don't know his name and it doesn't matter
No. 1 Sinner (knee) withdraws from Cincinnati
A horse toy for children named "Apollitical Jess"
The meme where the guy quits digging right before he finds diamonds
the doctor from the i think you should leave skit monitoring his patient's heart rate and calling him, saying "don't say you were jacking off when you were at Haunted House."
Peter Stormare, a balding Swedish-American actor with a full beard, kind eyes, and a resume that would blow your fucking mind
NYT Guest Essay David Ellison: let's set the record straight on the paramount-Warner deal The issue is whether I can be trusted as a steward of CNN
A composite cast photo of the movie The Sandlot, featuring nine boys around 11 years old - they may be better than the Mets
A silicone swim cap, but the brand is "Cat Sheriff" and the tag line is "infinite potential"
Albert Wesker on his first day at Great Clips
Jean Luc Picard looking haggard from the episode Chain of Command, when he's being asked to count the number of lights
A promo image for Ross Douthat on Civil Dialogue, with a picture of Ross Douthat with his most serious face on, looking like a six year old who's glued hair to various parts of his face and head to appear older
An ad for a shirt sale that says "Buy 2, Take 3"
Obsession in the Bluey font
Majima Construction and POPPO bookmarks
A screenshot of the Pat McAfee show. Pat McAfee is on the left, saying something asinine. AJ Hawk is on the right, perform his primary job duty of obelisk.
Arby's logo: The Only God Is The One We Make For Ourselves our God IsThe Meats
nascar logo: REPLIES That's where you become friends with people online
Mitch McConnell and Elaine Chao with green lines vaguely reflecting their posture, Mitch's is tilted more than Elaine's, reflecting his lower status
Apple News: the surprising ways the Supreme Court curbed Trump's power The President tried to reshape the highest court in his favor. Here's why his plan failed.
Trump in the Oval Office with a bunch of gold pots and sculptures behind him
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John Oliver on General Hospital: "There shouldn't be a tank level in my flying animal game" John Oliver gets slapped John Oliver: "He's a fucking flying fox"
"The Gang Saves General Hospital" in the Sunny title font
Flawed candidate Albert Wesker from the Resident Evil series, a severe looking blond white man in sunglasses and what appears to be alligator-skin body armor; he swears there is nothing further coming about about his involvement with the T-Virus or the Umbrella Corporation
It's because this scene was filmed over multiple days and his makeup folks didn't think to keep his beard the same. Why is this a story? PROSECUTE THE EPSTEIN CLASS
Bad Dudes screen with the guy who introduces the missions: THE PRESIDENT HAS DECIDED TO SPEAK AT 9 45 PM ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO WATCH THE PRESIDENT?
Raphael, a Ninja Turtle, passed out in a bathtub
chris matthews and tucker carlson on hardball looking surprised as elmo is about to lose his shit
A series of campaign text messages I've attempted to unsubscribe from, each of which involves me either asking them to stop or confirming I've been unsubscribed (I haven't been unsubscribed, is my guess)
A YouTube TV selection: Greasy Pole Challenge Live on LiveNow From Fox
The mutant Wolverine, a small angry hairy Canadian with claws, like all Canadians
A priest of some sort on MIMS, looking like he's about to tell you the Holy Spirit isn't a border collie
Professional wrestling manager Paul Bearer, who looks a lot like the weirdo who screwed up the reflecting pool
Marci Rubio claims 1 billion will watch UFC White House
Rodney Dangerfield doing a typical Rodney Dangerfield face
Baghdad Bob
Lady of HR Not Extending Credit Below is an image of Laufey from the God of War spinoff standing next to a bluish green cube
Some conservative WaPo scrub with a collar that looks like a shrinky dink
A post from the Washington Post's Make It Make Sense podcast, "University of California campuses dropped the SAT and ACT. It backfired." The picture is of a guy whose beard and hair may have been cut in three minutes using a clippers with the same guard. His facial expression can best be described as "oh fuck, I have to talk about a thing I've never heard of" coupled with a mild hangover.
A codec from Metal Gear Solid, in which Mei is telling Snake, "A Metal Gear has amazing fidelity, scanning up to 9600 dpi. And that's in a PDF. Be careful, Snake."
Two Drinks with...Ben Shapiro By Eli Lake
sabrina_c_ingram Unpopular opinion: Lead paint was banned because it was helping to protect people from 5g and all that toxic nonsense that was coming and they knew about it
Powerline from the Goofy Movie, a humanoid dog in a futuristic yellow outfit
An ad that says "CAN'T STOP FARTING?"
A Star Trek title card that reads "Barclay's Horny, Guys"
a picture of the original brotherhood of evil mutants: quicksilver, scarlet witch, magneto, toad, and mastermind
An IG ad for a light-up pickle that says "This Pickle Glows When You Squeeze It"
Donald Trump's giant greenish gray hand bruise
An IG ad where a plug has a piece of paper hanging from it that represents storage use on an iPhone. Someone is spreading peanut butter on the paper. The caption reads "let me show the biggest iPhone mistake made by old people"
A semi with a shiny cylinder on the back marked "INEDIBLE"
The rapper MIMS
A boy in the "gamer bed," which for some reason looks more like a prison bed when it's fully made. The picture is labeled "sleek and stylish." This is a goddamned lie.
It's always 2 dumb bitches telling each other "exactlyyyyy"
The poster for Grave of the Fireflies, a movie you definitely don't want to invoke in the context of a war that's not a war but definitely is
Kash Patel handed out branded bottles of what appears to be woodford reserve, in the He-Man font
The DC x Sonic the Hedgehog trade paperback
Burger King logo meme: Dismissed with prejudice Sorry, Matt Taibbi
the burger king logo, with "bluesky moderation" as text in between burger buns, and the words "four strikes" underneath