Jessica Liese

@jessliese.bsky.social

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Television enthusiast / #RHAP podcaster ( #AmazingRace, #WalkingDead, etc.) / writer of some sort. All opinions are my own and usually facetious. #þettareddast

A guy sweating over two buttons. One says “big brother live feeds” and one says “brooks falls bear cam”
A terrible illustration of a woman with dark hair eating an empty hamburger bun.
A screenshot from Pokemon Go of Espathra, an ostrich like creature with a platinum Bob.
Jodie Foster in the 1997 film ‘Contact,’ wearing a formal gown with a burgundy velvet bodice
Bad idea: targeting Cirie because she’s an amazing player Good idea: working with Cirie because she’s an amazing player who’s never won, but people who work with her definitely have
A picture of Christian Hubicki, from Survivor 50, looking incredulous.
A drawing of a chicken, captioned “Damn” in quasi-gothic script.
A photo of the author with Survivor contestant Cirie Fields.
A screenshot from the New York Times spelling bee game in which the user has tried to spell “embiggen” and been shut down.
Rob Cesternino in “The Traitors,” a show that has broken my heart, captioned “So fucking hard.”
An image of Rob Cesternino wearing sunglasses, wrapped in a blanket, lamenting the fact that we are in the darkest timeline.
Jeff Probst snuffs the torch of “Survivor: Borneo” contestant Gretchen Cordy. Both are wearing a khaki button-down shirt and khaki shorts.
An image of three animated girls who are characters in “Captain Underpants: the Animated Series.” Sophie, Other Sophie, and Jessica.
Indiana Jones, captioned “the penitent man will pass.”
Canadian Olympic Skeleton racer (and host of Amazing Race Canada) Jon Montgomery on a skeleton sled
An illustration of the Survivor logo with a large striped snake in the middle of it. The text says “sea krait: outswim, outsneak, outsnap.”
A pile of rye chips
A Rembrandt painting of six guys in black suits with hats, looking up with interest.
Jesse and Jonathon from Amazing Race Canada pose for a selfie with a man in a green beanie. The Fuze Iced Tea bottle in the man’s hand is obscuring Jonathon’s face
A dapper cephalopod with a top hat and monocle. His name is Sir Squiddington.
George Mladenov from “Survivor: Australia vs the World” getting smacked in the face with a flag in the opening credits
The case of Amazing Race Canada season 11
Eleanor and Chidi from “The Good Place,” cuddling on a couch
A picture of the Icelandic electronica duo Væb, two blond men in huge mirrored sunglasses and oversized silver jackets.
The 1980s personal music player “pocket rockers” and five single cartridges. One bears the cover of the Mountain Goats album “the sunset tree” and the others are by T’Pau, Debbie Gibson, Tiffany, and Whitney Houston.
Hit Clips, a late-90s personal music player, with several of its cartridges. One of the cartridges is for the single “Palmcorder Yajna” by The Mountain Goats. The others are by the Baha Men, Destiny’s Child, Smash Mouth, and Technotronic.
A player piano roll purporting to be of the song “No Children” by the Mountain Goats
A stack of 8-track tapes in which one of the covers is of the 1996 Mountain Goats album “nothing for juice”
An old-fashioned wax cylinder bearing a sepia-toned photograph of John Darnielle on the outer case.
Ryan Opray from Survivor: Pearl Islands
Whenever Survivor contestants win a pizza reward, how should the pizza be served? Serve the pizza slices in a jumbled heap or allow contestants to serve themselves from whole pies?
A pinball machine about the band “Rush”
Rob Mariano locked in a rusty cage.
A tall man with dark hair in a dirty yellow hoodie, Sam from season 47 of Survivor, stands at the tribal council voting booth holding up a piece of paper and giving a thumbs down gesture while pouting theatrically.
A still from the movie “The Warriors” featuring three men wearing maroon vests with no shirts underneath.
Jeff Probst, a 63-year-old white dude, wears a blue shirt and a “Survivor” baseball cap next to an immunity necklace that looks like a skeletal bat. The bat rests on a stand made of human bones.
A screenshot of a Google Docs comment that reads “does this need more volcano?”
A view of Reykjavik from the city pond at twilight, with snow on the ground.
Wile E Coyote in a green suit with bat wings.