Jess Pendley

@jesspendley.bsky.social

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Pronouns: She/Her Verbs: Punch/Wrassle Writer & TTRPG designer. Created Harrow: The Blighted Plane & No Mercy For Monsters. Creating Foxfire, Quaseloth, & ∞ more. Co-Owner/Community Manager of Underground Oracle & TTRPG Rising Tide. undergroundoracle.com

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Fox Mulder in front of computer.
Art of the Bogun from Monster Manual II
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Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman. Batman is also there, I guess.
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Dani, a melancholy butch woman. She’s holding a metal heart and has swirls of black and grey surrounding her.
Itysl hot dog suit guy.
Durge dialogue option from BG3. It reads, "I'm a contemptible blood-pervert."
Ray Jackson from Bloodsport.
It's the 1984 meme.
Meet the Millers meme boy blown to the side of current ttrpg discourse.
Silhouette of a flightless bird creature next to the silhouette of a woman.
A Valentine created for No Mercy For Monsters by Unplaytested Presents. It features a huntress and werewolf locked in mortal/romantic combat in the center of a heart shape. The words "You are mine, Valentine" are next to it with several doodled heart shapes. Art by Tasca Skelton.
Pegasus from Yugioh, despondent.
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The "wouldn't you like to know, weatherboy" kid.
A discord screen shot in which Lebron James shows up and asks Fluttershy to join the lakers.
A cartoon by Graham Annable of a group of wizards attacking each other by punching or wrestling. Caption reads "Non-magical wizard fight." #ttrpg
Soap suds on a brown porch that look a little like a serene and melancholy face.
A painting of Plato and Aristotle with a picture of a baby clown in the middle of their debate.
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A picture from an old children’s book. It features a mummy, Frankenstein, a wolf man, and a Dracula dressed as Santa Clause. It reads, “at Christmas, monster enjoy dressing up as Santa Clauses and saying, ‘scary Christmas to all and to all a good fright’.”
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The Black Friday Sale has just launched at DriveThruRPG.com
Ghost with rad sunglasses. Nintendo Power September/October 1990
A tyrannosaur using force lightning on a stegosaur.
Limmy Waking Up
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Covers of Saga Edition star wars books.
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Manga panel where a young woman with tears in her eyes is thinking “this shit…is so ass.”
A card for Harrow: The Blighted Plane from Underground Oracle Publishing. It reads: The Saints’ Reveal: A gargantuan monument stands before the characters, the pristine white stone of the statues standing starkly against the backdrop of the waste. It depicts a pair of Kitarya, each smiling serenely. One has his hand resting on the head of a hisk child, holding a scepter in his free hand. The other is holding the hand of a kelf child and lifting a chakram triumphantly above her head in the other.
A card for Harrow: The Blighted Plane from Underground Oracle Publishing. It reads: Recent Fuckery Aside...help: A rival crew from The Mound, who has pulled several jobs and lucrative finds out from under the characters over the last few months, is currently fighting off a magara. It’s clear that there’s something wrong with their sandship and they might not make it out of this one if the characters don’t intervene.
A card for Harrow: The Blighted Plane from Underground Oracle Publishing. It reads: Weird Little Ally!: A white metallic bangle, beautifully decorated in Kitarya symbols, sits on one of the tables in front of the characters. When it’s touched, the symbols glow, and a nearby pile of debris pulls itself into a small ruin born that stares expectantly at the character touching the bracelet.
A card for Harrow: The Blighted Plane from Underground Oracle Publishing. It reads: Unexpected Opportunity: The characters—along with every other scrap house in their quadrant—receive a runner carrying the following message: “Governor Lun is seeking a crew to tackle a unique and time-sensitive nation-sponsored job. Interested scrap houses should report to Porter’s Point for competitive evaluation by end of day.”
A card for Harrow: The Blighted Plane from Underground Oracle Publishing. It reads: Do Not Enter: The carcass of a lure lies before the characters, left to decay in front of the entrance to its nest. Several thin, makeshift posts have been speared into the ground surrounding the small area, each topped with a black crystal bit.
A card for Harrow: The Blighted Plane from Underground Oracle Publishing. It reads: Anomaly or Destiny?: The winds and distant rumbling of the wastes die down the moment the characters enter the fallen dome, which appears entirely empty—save for the skeletal remains and packs of a group of gatherers scattered around the area.
A card for Harrow: The Blighted Plane from Underground Oracle Publishing. It reads: I Saw the Sign: The characters spot a sandship signalling for help near a cluster of sea stacks in the distance, one of its skimcrystal blades obviously damaged. In addition to its own flag, the Skraw’s Float is flying a nation-sponsored flag from The Mound. Helping the stranded crew could net the characters a nice reward when they return.
A card for Harrow: The Blighted Plane from Underground Oracle Publishing. It reads: Renew Directive: The tunnels the characters find themselves in are filled with debris from the area above, smooth white stone busted in with earth and rubble. As they make their way through the channel, previously unseen symbols glow on the walls around them, and a ruin born pulls itself together in the darkness behind them.
A card for Harrow: The Blighted Plane from Underground Oracle Publishing. It reads: Roll to Overcome: One of the characters’ contacts tells them that Ephrim Karst, a visiting scholar from Iceia, has been posted up in the Sandray playing nations all week. He hasn’t lost a single game since he came to The Mound and is promising to give the location of a derelict hauler if anyone can put an end to his streak.
A card for Harrow: The Blighted Plane from Underground Oracle Publishing. It reads: Deceive to Feed: Fat spores float lazily on the thick air, sticking to the characters’ perspiring skin in clumps where they land. Each step through the bog has been a struggle, but luckily, the characters spot a small clearing on a hill ahead of them. Partially surrounded by a copse of mushrooms, it could offer a dry place to bed down.
A card for Harrow: The Blighted Plane from Underground Oracle Publishing. It reads: Gallery of Mystery: The walls of the high cavern the characters have entered are amber and translucent. Dozens of feet above their heads, bubble-like protrusions of varying sizes span the chamber, containing an assortment of inorganic treasures and trinkets.
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A card for Harrow: The Blighted Plane from Underground Oracle Publishing. It reads: Roll to Overcome: One of the characters’ contacts tells them that Ephrim Karst, a visiting scholar from Iceia, has been posted up in the Sandray playing nations all week. He hasn’t lost a single game since he came to The Mound and is promising to give the location of a derelict hauler if anyone can put an end to his streak.
A card for Harrow: The Blighted Plane from Underground Oracle Publishing. It reads: Deceive to Feed: Fat spores float lazily on the thick air, sticking to the characters’ perspiring skin in clumps where they land. Each step through the bog has been a struggle, but luckily, the characters spot a small clearing on a hill ahead of them. Partially surrounded by a copse of mushrooms, it could offer a dry place to bed down.
A card for Harrow: The Blighted Plane from Underground Oracle Publishing. It reads: Gallery of Mystery: The walls of the high cavern the characters have entered are amber and translucent. Dozens of feet above their heads, bubble-like protrusions of varying sizes span the chamber, containing an assortment of inorganic treasures and trinkets.
Screencap of the Drivethru RPG newsletter. I put two arrows pointing toward the spot where the Harrow: The Blighted Plane free preview feature is.
A card for Harrow: The Blighted Plane from Underground Oracle Publishing. It reads: Approaching Darkness: The distressed calls of a family of barge snails brings the characters attention to the horizon, where black, rolling clouds filled with streaks of purple lightning block out the sun. The characters will need to move fast if they want to prepare for the rapidly approaching blight squall.
A card for Harrow: The Blighted Plane from Underground Oracle Publishing. It reads: That Special Flavour: Tiffny Pike, owner of a booming new food stall in the Comber Yard, approaches the characters’ scrap house for some discreet assistance. She needs someone to find out who is poaching shellscalps from her “hidden spot” in the Pit. According to her, these specific shellscalps are the secret to her stall’s newfound popularity.
A card for Harrow: The Blighted Plane from Underground Oracle Publishing. It reads: Point of Origin: The humid air is filled with a cacophony of strange, bleating croaks, drowning out all other sounds in the mangrove. As the characters look below the slick mycelium they’re crossing, they see that the brackish waters they’re suspended over has turned into a skraw hatch, filled with ravenous tadpoles.