Jess

@jesstech.bsky.social

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American Designer - Amsterdam based - he/him

Screenshot reading "Quick facts" "Extinction status: Not extinct - Encyclopedia of life"
Photo of a brunette woman with a tranquil facial expressions embracing another brunette woman who's smiling from behind. The woman in front's t-shirt has the image of a sign on it. The red white and blue sign reads "PERSONS HAVING CURRENTLY ACTIVE DIARRHEA OR WHO HAVE HAD ACTIVE" "KEEP GATE CLOSED" "DIARRHEA WITHIN THE PREVIOUS 14 DAYS SHALL NOT BE ALLOWED TO ENTER THE POOL". The typesetting is insane and the graphic is a little blurry. It is a hexagonal sign meant for a public pool entrance
A toothy wrinkly grayish pink naked mole rat peers over a pile of red and green jalapenos the caption reads: "Naked mole rats feel pain less when injured. Thomas Park and Amanda Olphie"
A stylized sunset product photo set on a sand dune overlooking a beach festival - in the foreground a rendering of a can of glistening unox sausages "wadden knaks" nestled into the sand next to a hippie style color knit small zipper bag - presumably the fanny pack you brought your canned sausages in which you're about to scoop out of the cold korvspad with your sandy fingers. Lekker.
Sassy looking green parakeet with a fringe looking right at you asking "excuse me?"
A sped up timelapse of Dracena fragrans flowers which consists of groups of small white individual blossoms arranged in clusters of 20 or so along a long pale green stalk. As time progresses you see each blossom pop open at different times, kind of like popcorn gaining speed as the video fades to black and most of them are open. Author note: Apologies I don't know all of the technical terms, let me know if you have questions and I'll try to look them up or describe them better
A user experience interrupting pop-up dialogue taking over my full screen to announce "Security update needed" "Your system is 2 days out of date." Interaction options learn more link "remind me later" or "restart now" an incredibly intrusive way to tell users about something that is already a notification sitting in the notification tray
A clean modern update screen with an image of a generic blond long haired model taken below, holding her phone so that the google logo on the back is clearly visible. Title: "Your Pixel just got better". The first highlighted feature reads "Wicked: For Good theme packs Each pack changes your wallpaper, icons, sounds, & GIFS" as in Wicked the big budget movie that was just released. The release notes for my OS are an advertisement
A screenshot of a post about right-wing grifter theo von with his hands up taking no accountability for his actions right above another post with kendal roy the character from succession doing the same saying "let's do the fucking news"
A reversed old video clip of George Lucas's head morphing into an old video camera for some reason with a stadium in the background
A burger restaurant names Orgasmeat
Night time street picture taken from the sidewalk focused on a very faded backlit blue and white sign above a very blobby amorphous figure that might be holding a tire running and waving it reads MICHELIN
A close cropped screenshot of text in a generic modern sans serif font on a plain white background reading "fewer and more premium ads." It's not easily apparent in the screenshot but it's listed as a selling point for a digital subscription.
Spotify wrapped screenshot saying I'm similar to someone from Burlington, USA "People there are far more likely to be fans of The Stampede, Liz Cooper and Big Thief"
An inside view of the altice arena in Lisbon seen from the upper level filling up with nerds bathed in red and blue light
A Twitter ad from an account named Miahcombat reading: I'm A Dad, A Grandpa, And A Retired Firefighter. miahcombat.com/collection/gol. #dad #grandpa #family #gift #firefighter #holiday #retired The attached image is of the back of a t-shirt with the same text and "nothing scares me" written along the bottom and a crude rendering of an adult hand fist bumping a baby both holding far too small fire axes, both facing towards the baby
A screenshot from Instagram with a meta Logo header "Want to subscribe or continue using our Products for free with ads? Laws are changing in your region, so we're introducing a new choice about how we use your info for ads. Youll learrn more about what each option means for you before you confirm your choice. Your choice will apply to the accounts in this Accounts Centre. Subscribe to use without ads. Subscribe to use your Facebook and Instagram accounts without ads, starting at €12.99/month (inclusive of applicable taxes). Your info won't be used for ads. Use for free with ads. Discover products and brands through personalised ads, while using your Facebook and Instagram accounts for free. Your info will be used for ads. Your current experience Compare your choices and how they affect your experience." With 2 buttons at the bottom, 1st secondary button reading "subscribe" and second primary button reading "use for free"
3 banner planes flying in formation above the trees and an ornate red tiled dutch rooftop on a partly cloudy day. The banners read: LOVE HUMUS. NOT HAMAS, MAKE FALAFEL. NOT WAR, and SHALOM SALAAM
A realistic 3d rendering of a small green succulent in a knobbly ceramic pot sitting on a wooden coffee table in the sunlight with some glitchy parts due to the blurry, slightly smeared kind of painterly defects common to renderings done with gaussian splatting. A grey couch with a blanket heaped on it is somewhat discernable in the background