jessie marie ⌘

@jesstopian.bsky.social

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NYC ➡️ PHX cracking eggs of wisdom since age 5. cubana. hoops fan (SUNS). tech bitch. dope cook. comedy lover. beats worshipper. purposeful sneezer. discerning af.

Screenshot of a quote from carl sagan's the demon-haunted world: One of the saddest lessons of history is this: if we've been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We're no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It's simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we've been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back.
CNN headline that reads: An Arctic blast will give Trump the coldest inauguration in 40 years
Screenshot of shams charania tweet that reads: The National Basketball Players Association will soon file a grievance to dispute the Miami Heat's seven-game suspension of Jimmy Butler, sources tell me and @WindhorstESPN. The grievance process is lengthy, however, and will likely not stop suspension.
Picture of my dog Booker wearing a blue plaid bandanna in my living room looking like a happy good boy
Image of andy card whispering in george bush's ear on 9/11
Selfie of me wearing a knit headband that says "naughty"
Picture of camelback mountain (phoenix arizona) during sunset
Fried chicken cutlet with freshly grated parmigiano, side salad and lemon slice on a white plate
Basil infused lemon curd
Black & white selfie of me with my bostin terrier dog laying on top of me
Tweet that reads: devin booker (groin) out at least two games
Selfie of me in pigtail buns sitting on my couch wearing a black t-shirt that says phoenix
Screenshot of twitter post from phoenix suns owner mat ishbia that reads: Winning starts with our fans. When I walk the concourse at games there aren't food options for families who don't want to spend a lot of money. That needs to change, so today we're rolling out our $2 value menu for all home @Suns games.
Picture of my dog booker (black, tan and white aussiedoodle)
Screenshot of text exchange with my friend jenn Jenn: Heads up! I went with a cute black sweater and black jeans... I literally look like l'm going to a hipster funeral Me: That feels very appropriate for the occasion lol, I currently have on wide leg dark jeans and a black/white cropped cardigan with more cleavage than I should probably be exposing but what else is new Jenn: We need to bring some joy to the table tonight and I think your boobs and your wonderful cleavage will do just that!
Picture of my left hand freshly manicured- soft white nails with red polka dots on the ring finger
2 shots of whiskey and chocolate bark on a kitchen counter
Kellan Olson twitter post that reads: Bradley Beal has been added to the Suns injury report and is questionable for tonight's game due to right knee swelling.
Screenshot of ABC news article with the headline "JUST IN: President-elect Donald Trump has nominated Kari Lake as the Director of the Voice of America"
Video of my dog (Booker) playing with a toy basketball
Screenshot of my last 4 text conversations which are all with friends named Aaron
Bourbon espresso martini made with oregon spirit and bigface beans espresso
Pretzel thins with sweetened peanut butter covered in chocolate with crushed pecans sprinkled on top
Camelback mountain at sunset in the background, cocktail perched on a balcony railing with a rally towel that reads: valley proud
Crackers with sweetened peanut butter covered in dark chocolate topped with chopped pecans and sea salt
Spotify top artists: the national, sza, victoria monét, kendrick lamar, sabrina carpenter
Kilby Block Party music festival lineup poster
Kendrick lamar with SZA, grand national tour poster
My dog booker seemingly smirking at me
Plate of white rice with huli chicken and a scoop of macaroni salad
Sunrise view from downtown phoenix rooftop