Jester (he/they)

@jesterbrc.bsky.social

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One of them foolish mortals. Trying to be a good feminist, ally, etc.

Two people crossing the street. One dressed normally hold a multicolor flag with many words, "love is love" visible. Another person dressed as a pink flamingo holding a megaphone.
Wild bee: just getting snack Me: no prob bee Mason bee: just make house Me: build a way b Honey bee:jus sampling the lavenders Me: you know I got an assortment Bumble bee: hey *bonk* I jus *bonk* I h Me: *holds flower still* Wasp: I'LL SEE U IN HELL Me: U TELL THEM WHO SENT U
https://theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819583529/
A gray cat sleeping on someone's ankle
wild bee: just getting snack me: no prob b Mason bee: just building house me: build a way b Honey Bee: just sampling the lavenders me: you know I got an assortment Bumble bee: hey *bonk* i jus *bonk* i h me: *holds flower still* Wasp: I'LL SEE U IN HELL Me: U TELL THEM WHO SENT U
An expanse of cranberries, with a worker in protective clothing closing a very large net around a dolphin swimming through the berries. The words in the image say: Please ask for dolphin-free cranberries this Thanksgiving. Every year, at least 12,000 cranberry bog dolphins are scooping into nets and canned. Make this year different.
Gray cat sleeping on a window sill with a blue sky in the background
A bumper sticker that says "I bought this before we knew elon was crazy"
Four pictures. In pic 1, candy corn is spread on wax paper, pic 2 the candy corn has been flattened and a hot dog is being rolled up into it, pic 3 the hot dog is completely wrapped in the unholy candy corn concoction, pic 4 some soul-less white guy in a hat is eating the candy corn dog.
A sparkly gold star with the words "Great job" on it.
Several asparagus stalks growing out of the ground, with no other parts of the plant visible.
A program from a children’s performance of HONK! A musical based on the story of the ugly duckling.
An image of someone tossing a ring around a plastic pink flamingo's neck
A tweet saying "But they are both so old!" and an image of Emperor Palpatine and Yoda. Quote tweet saying "Star Wars Times Headline: Is Yoda's age a bigger problem than Palpatine's Death Star plans?"