jetpacktuxedo

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Keyboard nerd, amateur photographer, semi-professional hater. Seattle for a while now, probably a long while more.

A very handsome crow sitting on a branch in front of a light blue sky
Strava screenshot showing 35 miles around Seattle stopping at the 5 Dick's Drive-In locations.
Dark Eyed Junco (roughly Oregon coloration but we get some variation up here) in a window-mount bird feeder trilling every few bites.
Black Guillemot (Black bird slightly larger than a pigeon, black eyes and beak, white strip on the edge of the wing, little red feet far back on the body like a duck) swimming in some very clear water.
The silhouette of a sheep on a ridge looking down at the photographer (me) in front of the early bits of sunset.
Two common gulls from the front (showing off their white bellies) sitting on some stone walls.
A tiny little European Robin perched on a rock about 6" from my leg. It's head is cocked slightly to the side like its curious what I'm up to.
Short clip of a crow flying across a street with a stick about as wide as its wingspan held in its beak.
non-breeding adult royal tern with a funny hairline that kinda looks like danny devito
Page of concept art for Tony Hawk's Pro Skater on the back side of the track listing
Pretending I'm A Superman: The Tony Haw Video Game Story Inspired Soundtrack on vinyl, the jacket is designed to look like the cover of a PS1 game
a rock speckled with moss and lichen with a couple of crunchy fall leaves sitting on top
A squirrel standing up against a horizontal fence post peeking over it like Wilson in Home Improvement
a couple of very small little waterfalls in a rocky stream
River rocks in autumnal colors with lots of light reflecting in the ripples above them
An American Robin perched on a tree branch silhouetted against the late afternoon sky
Monarch butterfly on some sort of pinkish-purple flowering plant (maybe purple aster? Idk I'm bad at plants)
Red-breasted nuthatch perched on a branch hunting for snacks
Red squirrel sitting in a pine tree gazing out over the blue sky (jk he was monching on nuts)
Very young bear climbing a tree. Mostly silhouetted in profile. The leaves are very gold/yellow.
A snake (black rat snake I think? Idk I'm not a herpatologist) sticking his head out of a small hole in a rock
Vinyl copy of People And Things by Jacks Mannequin
An osprey sitting at the top of a pine tree looking downwards against a very grey sky
bluesky 10M users thing showing that I was user #43189
a landscape looking out across a subalpine trail, there are a few hikers climbing up some carved out stairs.
Mother Sooty Grouse. She's munching on some grass while also calling to her babies (they were falling behind and she was worried about the two big creatures taking pictures)
An Olympic Marmot in a sub-alpine meadow snacking on some wildflowers
A (relatively dark) picture of a juvenile barred owl sitting in a tree
Paramore's latest album, This Is Why, on my little display shelf thing
Picture of a 3-way momentary toggle switch stolen from an amazon listing. The text says: 3 Way Toggle Switch (On)-Off-(On) SPDT 3 position momentary 3 terminal pin rocker switch. When you turn the handle to the ON position and then release, the handle will return to the OFF position.
A barred owl sitting on a branch. I think it's juvenile because it looked pretty fluffy, but tbh I think that's the first time I've ever seen an owl in person so maybe they're just like that.
A pier full of people watching the Aurora. Some of the people are blurry because of motion but a lot of them are sharp because the exposure didn't need to be very long to capture the Aurora
Screenshot of my profile in clear sky showing that I joined at the end of April 2023
Komoot route map showing some small deviations from the original map I posted earlier.
Burg minus bite in front of the Cap Hill/Broadway Dick's sign
Lower Queen Anne Dick's location
Spinny sign at the Wallingford Dick's, a third part-eaten burger in the foreground
Holman Dick's with 7 bikes leaned up against the wall out of the rain
An out of focus shot of a burger with a bite missing in front of the rotating Dick's Lake City sign
Screenshot of a cycling map labeled Tour De Dicks. The map shows a route traveling from North to South through the city of Seattle with stops at the 5 Dicks Drive In locations that are within city limits. There's an elevation profile at the bottom of the page that shows a couple of steep hills but nothing outrageous. Above the elevation profile are some route stats: estimated time 1 hour and 49 minutes (we will be way over that lol), 17.6 miles, 1.1k feet ascended, 950 feet descended.
This Is Why Dolphins Lost Their Legs by Islands sitting on my little vinyl record shelf thing
A vinyl copy of Dead Man's Party by Oingo Boingo on my lil vinyl shelf
Vinyl copy of I'll Be Your Girl by The Decemberists on my little vinyl shelf
Screenshot of my "muted words and tags" page listing the following muted words: Israel, Palestine, Hamas, Ukraine, mutual aid, SCOTUS, Supreme Court
Screenshot of my sidebar on desktop showing a weird blue color instead of black.
A purple gallinule walking across some lilly pads
A vinyl copy of Gorilla Manor by Local Natives on my little record display shelf
A vinyl copy of Better Oblivion Community Center on my little record shelf
The cover of Carnavas by Silversun Pickups on my little record shelf
Contra by Vampire Weekend on my little record shelf
Color Theory by Soccer Mommy on my little record shelf thing
Douglas Squirrel (stout, shorish tail, big eyes, short nose, ears are wide but not tall, brown back, this one has more of a white tummy instead of red, probably winter coat) sitting on a bench munching on some tasty seeds.
SWEET AND SOUR MEAT LOAF 1 lb. ground beef 1 medium onion 12 individual crackers, crushed dash of pepper 1/2 tsp. salt 1 (8 oz.) can tomato sauce 2 eggs 2 Tbsp. vinegar 1/4 tsp. dry mustard 2 Tbsp. brown sugar 2/3 cup water Mix beef, onion, crackers, pepper, salt, ½ cup tomato sauce and eggs; form a loaf. Mix rest of the tomato sauce, vinegar, mustard and brown sugar; pour over meat loaf. Bake 1 hour or until done at 350°. Martha J. Tucker
A lil plastic baby in a mardi gras king cake thing
A "stromboli" (it's just a calzone that has been rolled instead of folded)
Screenshot of an ipv6 connectivity test showing an ipv4-only connection
Two rats snuggled up together in a tiny little toy castle
The scene from Twilight Zone where they translate the title of the book that says "To Serve Man" in an alien language but instead the translated version says "To Serve Cunt"