Brian Moakley

@jezner.com

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Adventure / Sci-fi writer & forever fan of Mr. Rogers Home: www.jezner.com Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/139468715-brian-moakley

A Chinese Crested dog, standing on two legs, fixated on a treat just out of the view of the camera.
A photo of my copy of Zen and the Art of Writng, signed by Ray Bradbury. It reads “Brian: Good luck!! Ray Bradbury July 20, 03”
A vintage bookcover with a knight facing the reader with his sword drawn. Behind him is a large black dragon. The title reads, "FUCK, Where Did That Dragon Go?" The subtitle reads "I swear, he was just here - Complete with wings and shit ... fuck!" At the bottom, some text reads, "Behind You -- Asshole"
A screenshot of my YouTube feed. The first thumbnail is from Pod Save America with the title “MN Senator stands up to Trump”. The following thumbnail reads “Nice try”
It's a meme image about AI developers. In the panel one, the text reads, "Prompt Engineer". The woman is visibly disgusted. In panel two, the text reads "Sloperator" and the woman seems interested.
A twitter post that reads: "Imagine paying for Netflix every month, and then paying when you watch the movie, and then getting another bill three months later because one of the actors isn't signed with Netflix so you don't have to pay him directly. That'd be STUPID right??? This is a post about health insurance."
This is a three panel meme. In the first panel, Mary Jane approaches Peter Parker from Spiderman 1 and says, "Tell me the truth...I'm ready to hear it." In the second panel, Peter Parker says, "Viggo Mortensen is as old now as Ian McKellan was in Fellowship of the Ring. In the final panel, Mary Jane sobs.
Mr. Rogers and Steve Irwin smile at the camera. Mr. Rodger wears a "Good Vibes" shirt with Bob Ross on it. A rainbow is behind them and another one is in my office window.
Hue Grant, looking at you. Beseeching you. He needs you for an upcoming romantic comedy.
The Tesla stock price falling off a cliff like the Nazi near the end of Indiana Jones in the Last Crusade.
Elon Musk, dressed as Wario, from Saturday Night Live, who is trying to control the United States government. I can't believe I just wrote that. What the fuck is going on?
This is an ad for an upcoming Cozy Quiet Book Club - One day a month, you can go to the library after closing, and read in silence. Cocoa and tea are provided. Interaction optional! The introverts dream!
This image is a screenshot of a previous Slashdot post. It shows the text title with an attached image preview. The image is blurry AF.
Don Moyniham says: Should probably not spend so much time on social media but gotta say how happy I am to spend it here as this election rolls around Immediately afterwards, Brendal says: "You should be allowed to do crack tomorrow/"
A white haired chinese crested dog tucked in bed and waking up from a long nap.
A picture of Aaron Eckhart from The Dark Knight looking like a proud friendless grammar nazi. The caption reads, "You either die a grammar nazi or live long enough to see yourself make a typo."
A brief clip of the Xenomorph killing queen Vasquez. She holds a massive of smart gun and blasts the Xenos in a wide arc. Underneath in the big letters are the words, "LET'S ROCK!!". When it comes to trolls and social media dipshits, follow Vasquez's example.
A still from Conan the Barbarian. James Earl Jones is dressed in armor. His hair is long and black. He stares at the camera with a deep somber menace. He was a great actor.
A picture of Joe Estevez. His hair is spiked. His collar is open. His face is perpetually confused. He looks like middle age divorced energy personified and looking for its keys.
A picture of Mark Zuckerburg on a surfboard with a massive amount of suntan lotion on his face, making him look like a divorced mime.
A photo from the cover of the book The Weird Tales Boys by Stephen Jones. It shows three creepy white men on it: Robert H Howard, H.P. Lovecraft, and the walking remain of Bizaro Walt Disney.
Time Magazine cover. It is the 2006 person of the year cover. It shows a computer with the words You written on it. It reads, "Yes, you. You control the Information Age. Welcome to your world."
My reddit response reads, "I understand your point about the primary process, but I must politelty disgree here about her not being battle tested. She been through an AG race, a Senate primary, and a US presidential primary. She's spent the last three years in the epi-center of US power. She's comfortable in the national spotlight as she's been working with the media for years now. In summation, she's uniquely qualified to run this race, especially against this former president."
Mary Jane: Tell me the Truth...I'm ready to hear it Peter Parker: Viggo Mortensen is old now as Ian McKellen was in Fellowship of the Ring Mary Jane: <cries>
A bunch of books on a library book shelf with Dreyer's English in the middle.
A photo of the popular band, Cheap Trick
A superhero dressed as a bird, flying through the sky. The title reads, "Birdman".
Three dumpsters lined up next to each other with the word HA spelled on each dumpster. All together it reads, "HA HA HA"
A picture from The Room whereby Tommy Wiseau is holding a football looking puzzled
A picture of the jealous girlfriend meme. In it, the boyfriend is checking out the super bowl meme of a player screaming at the coach. The jealous girlfriend is the meme of the girlfriend yelling at her boyfriend.