Jeff F

@jfeej.bsky.social

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North Shore now, Chicago forever. Smoothgroin emploid family man. Inveterate smartass. Shoulda minored in PoliSci. Nothing is ever over and the sun always rises.

SUBMIT
The Bass Pro Shops Party Dome of Unlimited Orgies at the Pyramid
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Axe meets Rahm. Rahm is yelling at someone
If you're a foreigner, this man wants your balls
This school is expensive
The Roivas Estate from Eternal Darkness: Sanity’s Requiem
I'm the Canadian prime minister
I’m the Canadian Prime Minister
Lotta dickheads out there, traveler!
Vivian Smith-Smythe-Smith, He's in the Grenadier Guards but can count up to four. Simon-Zinc-Trumpet-Harris, He's an Old Etonian and married to a very attractive table lamp. Nigel Incubator Jones, His best friend is a tree and in his spare time he's a stock broker. Gervaise Brook-Hamster, He's in the wine trade and his father uses him as a waste paper basket. Oliver St John-Mollusc, Another Old Etonian, his father was a cabinet minister and his mother won the Derby.
Control, which takes place in The Oldest House
Scene at the Signing of the Constitution of the United States (1940)
Fuckity-bye
Poe Dameron
Peggy Olson
Larry Bishop
Leo! Live from the Archives
I sell drugs in the community!
0 follower Platner stan account
A Microsoft data center modified with the Gemini prompt: "Add several comically gigantic deer to this image as if they are living around the data center"
AI image of an AI image of comically large deer near a fictional Black Hills river
Sigh
Bruce Willis in The Sixth Sense
Sen. Thom Tillis
Adam Clayton ties up The Edge's head with string while Larry Mullen and Bono blast falsettos in his ears. If nothing else U2 deserves credit for attacking the 90s with reckless abandon.
Martin Luther giving that tweet some serious side-eye
CIA Baddie Gov. Abby Span
Polish pickled herring in vingar (śledzie marynowane)
The Bronze Fonz in Milwaukee
Excerpt from The Atlantic’s big hairy Kash story
Liz Cheney
Don Draper not going to therapy
Dril
Hope is absolutely fucking pathetic. Are you a child?
Bushra should have dropped out of this race. Now she's being used by a AIPAC to try to get Fine or Biss elected. Hope this was worth it for her to come in 4th place in the primary or whatever.
It made me laugh
Lake Michigan as seen from New Buffalo MI (2021)
The worst tweet of all time
Impeachmentcels doing the thing again
King George III in Hamilton
You’d Prefer An Astronaut
"Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock" guy from The Onion
Abigail Spanberger
I love to kiss tittiess
The dumbest tweet of 2024
If you already know how this will all turn out, what the hell are you doing here? (user redacted, no personal ill will etc., just an incredible reply)
30. Around that same time, Mr. Ammel traveled to Pennsylvania for a work trip with Staccato. During his free time, Mr. Ammel attended a baseball game by himself, but messaged Defendant during the game stating he was going to start a "fuck the troops" chant. Defendant responded stating she would "fuck the hot ones."
Klaus Kinski strangling Werner Herzog on set
Janet Mills' likely reaction to hearing that her buzzy, troubled opponent is going overseas for a while