jfgreen

@jfgreen.bsky.social

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He / Him. Trying to convince computers to do useful and interesting things. Making and listening to bleeps, bloops, breaks and bass.

Exit Records “pizza box”.
Snippet of JavaScript code that reads: // Get all items/entries from the feed const allItems = [...doc. querySelectorAll('item, entry')]; // Filter items from 2025 const items2025 = allItems. filter(item => { const pubDate = item querySelector ('pubDate, published')?. textContent; if (pubDate) { try { const date = new Date (pubDate) ; return date.getFullYear () === 2025; } catch (e) { return false; } } }) ; return false; items // If we have 2025 items, pick random from those, otherwise fallback to all const itemsToChooseFrom = items2025. length › 0 ? items2025 : allItems; if (itemsToChooseFrom. length > 0) { const randomItem = itemsToChooseFrom [Math. floor (Math. random () * itemsToCho oseFrom. length)] ; const link = randomItem. querySelector ('link')?. textContent 1l randomItem. querySelector ('link')? getAttribute ('href') || randomFeed.htmlUrl; window. open (link, '_blank'); } else { // Fallback to feed homepage if no items found window. open (randomFeed.htmlUrl, '_blank'); } catch (e){ // Error fallback - just go to a random feed homepage const randomFeed = feeds [Math. floor (Math. random () * feeds. length)] ; window. open (randomFeed.htmlUrl, '_blank');
Screen shot from the site osstatus.com showing information about two MacOS Core Audio error codes kAudioFileStreamError_UnspecifiedError and kAudioFileUnspecifiedError. Mysteriously, neither of these codes have a description, but both of them are encoded by the byte sequence which in ascii spells out 'wht?'
Screenshot of text that reads: “Click Error Generating Link to update your context preferences.”
A bank of different kinds of recycling bin, with the text “Selecta” superimposed over the top.
Black and white photo of a hardcover copy of the book “Hypermedia Systems”.
Sign placed in the middle of a footpath. It has a large arrow directing walkers to turn left and text that reads “Please use the permissive path to join up with Duchess Walk that leads to Knole House and crosses the Golf Course in less dangerous areas. Knole Park Golf Club”. Someone has graffitied over the sign with another arrow directing people down the path and added text that reads: Public footpath SU18”
Computer monitor showing LSDJ playing back bleepy bloopy chiptune music through an old cassette deck - its circular analog VU meters moving in response to the incoming signal.