John Schulz

@jfsiii.bsky.social

239 Followers 862 Following

Web nerd. Bass head. Helped build the hell site. Now trying to reduce maternal/newborn mortality.

Dawn view of King's Beach
Screenshot of slide that reads: COMPARISON WITH PRIOR ART Comic Sans MS.ttf 89kB llama70B.ttf 280GB
Screenshot from the network showing multiple messages like ApolloError: INTERNAL_ERROR meaning "Website go BOOM"
Screenshot from the browser's developer tools showing network request times for the dominos.com site taking: 1.3 min 1.1 min 58.75 s 51.56 s ... 15.03 s
a screenshot of comments from the Gist with comments like: "It is a piece of art. Thank you.", "Nice, thanks", and "23 line save me, thanks"
LLMs can autonomously, and without fancy scaffolding, find and exploit 0days in critical software. And they are getting good _scarily fast_.
A screenshot showing an aside in the GitHub UI which presumably wants me to opt-in to automated code reviews, but is such an illegible mess of overlapping text & rectangles I cannot even make out what it says. Your PRs aren't being autoRulesally review every PR with Copilot to ship Rulesets higher-quality code. Insights Enable automatic code review
A list of citations * https://www.patterns.dev/react/compound-pattern/ * https://kyleshevlin.com/quit-your-yapping/ * https://kyleshevlin.com/prefer-multiple-compositions/ * https://kyleshevlin.com/ui-composition/ * https://kyleshevlin.com/responsive-design-and-composition/
Screenshot of GitHub PR diff showing: ## What belongs here Theory docs answer: **"Why is the system shaped this way?"** - How subsystems relate and what each one owns - Where state lives and why - Data flow between subsystems and the rules governing it - Invariants that span multiple subsystems - Key architectural decisions and their rationale
A screenshot of a webpage titled "The Archibald Scale", subtitle: "A sensible temperature scale for sensible people" There's a four column table. Archibald, Celsius, Fahrenheit, Vibes Some highlights: 50, 18.9, 66, Perfect indoors 58, 21.9, 71.4, Room temperature 80, 30.2, 86.4, Beach temperature
A screenshot of a webpage titled "The Archibald Scale", subtitle: "A sensible temperature scale for sensible people" There's a four column table. Archibald, Celsius, Fahrenheit, Vibes Some highlights: 50, 18.9, 66, Perfect indoors 58, 21.9, 71.4, Room temperature 80, 30.2, 86.4, Beach temperature
Two notifications from YouTube Music saying I was in the top 1% of Chronixx listeners in October and top 0.25% in November
Search results on Bluesky for "stonekettle dog asshole sidewalk" showing several "as stonekettle says,..."
A screenshot showing this ansi table: | Plugin/Tool | Recommended | Not Recommended | Overall | | | ✨ | 🚫 | Total | % | ✨ | 🚫 | Total | % | % | |---------------------------|-----|-----|-------|-------|-----|-----|-------|-------|-------| | eslint core | 57 | 2 | 61 | 93.4% | 92 | 1 | 137 | 67.2% | 75.3% | | typescript-eslint | 20 | 0 | 20 | 100% | 31 | 0 | 45 | 68.9% | 78.5% | | eslint-plugin-import | 7 | 1 | 8 | 87.5% | 22 | 0 | 37 | 59.5% | 64.4% | | eslint-plugin-jsdoc | 18 | 0 | 30 | 60.0% | 0 | 0 | 27 | 0% | 31.6% | | eslint-plugin-n | 1 | 0 | 15 | 6.7% | 1 | 0 | 24 | 4.2% | 5.1% | | eslint-plugin-jsx-a11y | 25 | 0 | 31 | 80.6% | 4 | 0 | 5 | 80.0% | 80.6% | | eslint-plugin-jest | 18 | 0 | 19 | 94.7% | 32 | 0 | 44 | 72.7% | 79.4% | | eslint-plugin-unicorn | 102 | 1 | 125 | 81.6% | 1 | 0 | 9 | 11.1% | 76.9% | | eslint-plugin-react | 18 | 0 | 23 | 78.3% | 21 | 5 | 80 | 26.3% | 37.9% | | eslint-plugin-next | 21 | 0 | 21 | 100% | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0% | 100% | | eslint-plugin-promise | 11 | 0 | 12 | 91.7% | 4 | 0 | 5 | 80.0% | 88.2% | | eslint-plugin-vitest | 7 | 0 | 8 | 87.5% | 32 | 0 | 43 | 74.4% | 76.5% | | eslint-plugin-react-perf | 3 | 0 | 3 | 100% | 1 | 0 | 1 | 100% | 100% | | eslint-plugin-react-hooks | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0% | 0% | | TOTALS | 322 | 4 | 378 | 85.2% | 245 | 6 | 457 | 53.6% | 67.9% | Overall Summary: - Recommended Rules: 85.2% complete (322/378) - Not Recommended Rules: 53.6% complete (245/457) - Combined: 67.9% complete (567/835)
The Baltimore Orioles script logo
Me ripping off my headphones hearing we're stuck on a version of React that's 5+ years old
Screenshot with the TypeScript code: const x = null if (typeof x?.y === "string") console.log('y in x') showing a TS error "Property 'y' does not exist on type 'never'"
The Ronnie Fieg x Frank Lloyd Wright Foundation x New Balance 998 Made in USA ‘Apricot’ represents one of two colorways taken from the ‘Broadacre City’ pack. Celebrating the silhouette’s 35th anniversary, the collaboration features subtle earth tones inspired by the futuristic concept city developed by visionary architect Frank Lloyd Wright. In addition to a tan mesh toe box, the upper utilizes shaggy suede overlays at the forefoot and heel in rust brown and olive green. A pale mint green hue is applied to the smooth suede saddle, accented with mismatched ‘N’ logos in white leather and tan suede. Inside the shoe, custom sockliners display Frank Lloyd Wright branding and a Broadacre City sketch. Lightweight cushioning arrives via a two-tone ENCAP midsole with ABZORB technology for a smooth ride.
Screenshot of email with the subject: "Hey Curl Queen! Your 10% OFF is Waiting"
A macOS menu showing: Save to Desktop Documents ✔️ screenshots Mail Messages QuickTime Player Other Location...
A screenshot which reads: What Makes It Special? JSConf NA 2025 takes place on an expansive 342-acre property offering a wealth of onsite amenities, including fire pits, indoor and outdoor pools, a spa, golf, putt-putt, volleyball, tennis, disc golf, horseshoes, scenic trails, and childcare services. Beyond the venue, attendees can explore nearby attractions like the Harriet Tubman Underground Railroad National Museum, Blackwater National Wildlife Refuge, local breweries, Ocean City, and NASA Wallops Flight Facility, which are particularly picturesque during the fall foliage. To top it off, you can savor the Atlantic coastal region's flavors with delicious local cuisine featuring blue crab, crab cakes, sweet corn, blue catfish, and Choptank Sweets oysters. With three major airports and nearby rail connections, getting to this incredible event has never been easier.
Screenshot of a status update page which reads: -------- 11/13/2024 12:51 PM: We've worked with Cloudflare to successfully get Open RSS added as a Cloudflare verified bot. But it's still unclear of what this means or if Cloudflare websites will continue to block Open RSS feed generation based on this new verified bots status. So we've reached out to Cloudflare for clarification. 11/16/2024 3:51 PM: All feeds that were previously blocked by Cloudflare appear to be fully operable again. We'll keep an eye on them over the next few days and mark this issue as resolved if there are no more problems. ----- "verified bot" in first paragraph links to https://radar.cloudflare.com/traffic/verified-bots
Three beer bottles -- all from the famed Westvleteren abbey. One each of the 12, 8, and blonde. Each is arguably the best of its style.
A sign up UI screenshot. The first row is a red rectangle with the text "User password should contain at least one letter and one number. The next row is an email that's partially obscured The next row is a green rectangle with the text "Password Must Have ✔️6 characters minimum ✔️1 letter ✔️1 number" The final row is a textbox with the text: Ve2vWXo!N_CB_u9 So, the password has 6 characters, 1 letter, and 1 number and is simultaneously OK and not enough
A screenshot of me and another account replying to recommend two different "Mutuals" feeds within a few seconds of each other
Waterfall view of bsky.app from https://www.webpagetest.org/result/241116_AiDcH3_3W2/1/details/#waterfall_view_step1 Two pink bars (JS execution) dominate the view. One from 6s-13s. The other from 13.5s-15.5s and 16.5s-22.5s
A photo of a Texas Instruments TI-99/4A
Bluesky app showing the side nav
A screenshot of my bio, which reads "Followed a 🤡 to a second location. Wish me luck." That clown has resigned from the Board and is no longer involved with Bluesky.
Two bottles (375ml and 750ml) of Black Tuesday; a barrel-aged Imperial Stout beer from The Bruery. The smaller one on the left is the 2021 version, aged in cognac barrels, and 20.4% ABV. The larger one is the 2024 regular bourbon barrel-aged version at 19.7% ABV