Jeff Gamet

@jgamet.bsky.social

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Freelance writer, podcaster, blogger, author, lots of opinions about technology. Adorkable. I dream in HD.

Ant dragging the shell from a dead pill bug along the edge of a concrete trail back to her colony.
Weather widget showing the outside temperature in Longmont, Colorado is 101 Fahrenheit.
Airplane seat back display with built-in camera.
Goose Island beer stand at the end of the B concourse at O’Hare airport in Chicago. People are sitting at the bar enjoying a drink.
Brown t-shirt with a line of hand-crafted chubby birds, also known as borbs. Each borb is a different color from the Pride rainbow.
Dave Ginsburg holding a plaque commemorating 10 years of his In Touch With iOS podcast.
Obama Center reflected in the lake as viewed from the wooded island
Chicago River Walk Apple Store. It’s very swanky.
U-Boat at museum in Chicago with an opening cut in the side for tour access.
Second City comedy club main stage without actors
Man sitting on a bench and scrolling on his smartphone in front of Picasso’s The Red Armchair painting. No one else is there and he seems completely oblivious to what’s right in front of him.
Urinal flush handle with low flow and full flow settings. Don’t use a urinal for solids!
My tabby cat sitting in a doorway with a typical stern cat face.
“I voted” sticker. Please vote because we need to fix this dumpster fire.
Scam text message saying, “ Hi Alan, this is Lisa from a local HVAC team. We provide quotes in Castle Rock for air duct and dryer vent cleaning. Interested?”
Small hand painted stone saying “love and peace win” in a child’s handwriting.
Selfie with a rainbow pride bandanna wrapped like a band around my brown fedora-style hat
Siri AI rainbow bubble on a black background
Medical thermometer with a label stating “temporal scanner,” so of course I make a joke about detecting time travelers.
Hand made collage birds in rainbow pride colors on a white greeting card
Ant colony on the edge of a concrete nature path. The mass of brown colored ants is so thick it looks like a shimmering little pool.
Sign in a restroom saying, “Please flush as many times as it takes to remove all contents! Thank you.”
Arrow shaped sign saying “25 feet” pointing down just above the floor baseboard.
Three pro runners from Kenya in the women’s wave well in the lead.
Meta logo with a "fired" stamp across it.
No entry symbol with a USB C cable hanging out of it.
TV screen with Obi Wan Kenobi looking down at the Plex logo.
Elon Musk with a sad clown smile and tear drop painted on his face.
No entry symbol with a USB C cable hanging out of it.
AI generated social media post saying NEWS FLASH: PEOPLE CAN TELL YOU'RE USING CLAUDE. The structure, the tone, the polish. It all gives it away. 6 prompts that fix it: 1/8
Drawing of a guy staring at his sandwich and wishing he was somewhere else while Truck Driver Guy talks about his horrible driving adventures.
Wall Street Journal headline saying, “Elon Muck Wanted Tesla to Take Over OpenAI, Romantic Partner Testifies in Court.”
Ask website announcing it's search engine has been shut down.
Sign in restaurant restroom saying “Flush multiple times to get down.”
black and white sketch of an overweight and balding man pointing at a coffee cup just outside of the drawing frame
White mug with “Oh for” above a drawing of a fox with “sake” below the fox. Read all together it says Oh for fox sake.
A red bowling ball sitting in rocks under an overpass along a bike trail.
Spam text message that starts with “I’m Greg Dolezal. There will never be another President Trump.” My take: Oh, please let this be true. One Trump is five too many.
Rockies versus Phillies at Coors Field. View from outfield in line with second and third base. It’s sunny. You should be here.
Several eggs dyed with patterns from silk fabric fragments. They’re in an orange bowl.
Male and female duck pair swimming side by side in a small grass-lined creek.
Crane standing in a shallow beaver pond
My ink stained finger tips with the culprit pen, a Namisu Nova Pocket Titanium fountain pen, in the background.
Shrink art pin of what looks like a happy little red bean. It’s looking up and waving.
Scam email saying my credit card was declined and that I’m about to lose my cloud service.
Apple Maps search for Gulf of Mexico suggesting Gulf of America.
Bar sign that reads, “I followed my heart and it let me to whiskey.”
macOS 26.3 Finder window sidebar where most of the items that should be showing aren't there.
Grey with dark stripes domestic shorthair cat curled up in a box that’s exactly the right size. She’s looking at you with judgement in her eyes.
Luke Skywalker and Han Solo standing with Princess Leia after receiving medals for blowing up the Death Star
Marketing email addressing "Craig" when my name is Jeff.
Vintage Pilot Elite fountain pen manufactured in 1974. It has a black body and a silver colored cap with an etched black grid pattern. The pen is capped.
Screenshot of an article headline stating, “Steve Jobs never would’ve allowed Creator Studio to happen”
Carrot Weather app showing the current temperature around Boulder, Colorado is 13 degrees Fahrenheit.
Coat hook with two hooks that look like little arms and a third larger hook that arcs up like a horn.
Sign on a toilet saying, “Please do not flush any products other than toilet paper, not even flushable items.”
Political SMS for Georgia politics. Here’s the twist: I live in Colorado.
Red cyclamen blossom reflecting sunlight. Hugs to you!
LEGO minifigures Mrs Clause, Santa, BB-8 with top hat, deer costume kid, and red-eye C-3PO. There’s a burger truck behind them along with Batman in a pink costume and tutu tending bar.
LEGO City and Star Wars advent calendars together! There are burger, pizza, and donut food trucks, pink tutu Batman bartending, and Space Benny running the espresso machine.