Jamie Gaskins

@jgaskins.lol

804 Followers 184 Following

I cry when computers do precisely what I asked them to instead of what I wanted

Photo of Kid & Play from 2024
Screenshot from the movie "National Treasure". Nicolas Cage's character says "I'm gonna steal the RubyGems GitHub organization."
Screenshot of a tweet from the account 1followernodad. The tweet contains a screenshot of the score from a Major League Baseball game between the Blue Jays and the Red Sox. The Blue Jays were up 25 to 3 in the bottom of the 5th inning.
Screenshot from The Good Place. Ted Danson's character says "fire up the old penis flattener".
Screenshot from the movie Antz: Those puny ants outnumber us a hundred to one. And If they ever figure that out, there goes our way of life. It's not about food, it's about keeping those ants in line.
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Screenshot from Oh Brother Where Art Thou. The caption says "Well ain't this place just a geographical oddity? Two weeks from everywhere!"
A still image from the NBC TV show The Office shows characters Michael and Ryan standing next to Michael's definitely very amazing and sexy Chrysler Sebring convertible.
A tweet on actual Twitter from 2015 by @jamie_gaskins that says "fatal: A branch named 'fucking-time-zones' already exists."