Jonathan J Hammersley(2026 version)

@jhammersley.bsky.social

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Psych Prof & MPA program chair; Direct a mental health minor; study addiction, psychopathology, treatments; Biking, Halloween, Nostalgia, Dad jokes, Random nonsense! You know I'm a dreamer but my heart's of gold https://www.wiu.edu/cas/psychology/later.php

Someone asking why a goose has tongue teeth and someone else responds I am a gooseologist and can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children's souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth
My t-shirt with the words lettuce the taste of sadness with a picture of a lettuce leaf
Me standing next to a model of an ancient neanderthal man
Me & my son with a triceratops skeleton at field museum Chicago
our dinner bill with: spaghetti/ meatball meatball meatball meatball meatball meatball meatball meatball
Me & my wife enjoying cocktails (grapefruit spritzers)
My son zooming around millennium Park on a scooter
Me with a delicious orange hefeweizen sitting in millennium Park Chicago
Brandon Sanderson books from the stormlight series
My son's Illinois turtles poster he recently got, showing photos and descriptions of the variety of turtles that can be found around Illinois
A happy looking dog with his bone broth covered kibble
My peach and mango dessert sauce sitting next to my dog's chicken bone broth kibble sauce. They are both in pretty similar shaped bottles with a nozzle on top
A bright retro rug that looks like vintage arcade carpeting
Message on my dog's IPA beer can squeaky toy that says please squeak responsibly
An I Pee A dog toy that looks Like a beer can
A submerged Jason Voorhees statue in a fish pond
Three different bottles of seedlip non-alcoholic spirits
Classic Universal mummy image that looks kind of zombie-like rather than mummy enough
Random quote from Dieonthishillgame.com discourse generator that says streaming services was created to replace cannibalism
Reference Humor is causing the steep decline of academia
My vintage kangaroos mens shoes
A can and poured glass of Samuel Adams jacko pumpkin ale
AC Slater wearing some sweet Z Cavaricci pants in saved by the Bell
A can of Go brewing f'n pumpkin beer with a cool jack-o'-lantern painting on front
Me the day we got our new Corgi puppy, about 5 years ago
NA(ver) ending story, low alcohol double IPA from Go brewing showing the Brewer riding on Falcor the luck dragon
A cartoon hog looking very surprised or shocked
An old 1950s orange and white cardboard Halloween mask that kind of looks like a ghoul or zombie. It's supposed to glow in the dark but don't think it really does anymore
Movie poster for Citizen Kane starring Orson Welles with the quote It's terrific!
A clear blue sky with a couple tiny clouds in the distance
My weather app showing it's thunderstorming when it's clear sunny and cloudless
Boulevard beer can O Que BBQ sauce
A bunch of old paper mache Halloween Jack o lantern buckets
Me with a boot of German beer
A cartoon pig looking pretty horrified
A large cow made of butter staring with hauntingly lifelike eyes
Metamucil ad with the slogan, yes I want to go to the toilet!
A Chicago style hot dog that includes dill pickles spears
A vanilla cold brew coffee protein drink
My piece of buttered toast on a paper plate
Tattoo Of a little goblin from Labyrinth peeking out from behind a map
My Labyrinth tattoo showing Jareths hand holding a. Crystal ball that says it's only forever, not long at all, in front of a maze
An old dresser that has moved with me countless times. It's a bit dinged up but very solid
My son the gamer on a giant poster
Me and my son smile and being goofy
One of my neighbors flower gardens, using glass blocks as a little landscape wall
Me with my friend Bugs Bunny
Sylvester Stallone in the movie demolition Man, staring at three metal seashells in the bathroom
A large deranged looking sticker of myself with huge eyes, wearing a bucket hat and Alf shirt that I'm holding in my hand
Elderly relatives, three of them in matching festive July 4th outfits
Me looking fairly relaxed, lying on a hammock on our outside deck
Me in the passenger seat looking excited while my daughter chauffeurs me around
My groundbreaking skeleton with eyes lit up at night
Large size box of cinnamon Cheerios protein
Giant case of Go-Go squeeze applesauce pouches from Costco
Dan and Dave, two of the world's greatest athletes from the 1992 Reebok commercials
Me lying on a hammock on my back deck