Havard

@jhavard.hxtp.org

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Sliced his hand on a new knife. Brick. Wrong about most things.

Zoom Workplace - Zoom Communications, Inc. - 10/31/2025 - 6.6.6 (19875)
Medium grey background with a black border then a white margin. There's a parody of a parody banner ad. It has a stretched Commodore VIC-20. The bottom says "EXPAND YOUR VIC-20". On the left, instead of the classic Random Hot Chick, it's William Shatner from the late 70s or early 80s. He exclaims "hot!" in a little red speech bubble. I'm sorry for not making this better convey the visual joke.
The Iron Sheik after spitting, and probably saying "Fucka the Holk Hogan" for some reason. It's pixely.
A doordash review for Cinemark, yes, as in the movie theater chain Cinemark. Store Info, DashPass, Open now, 4.7 stars (50+ ratings) - 3.6 mi away $$ American - See More.
Have someone stab you in the chest 47 times and tell you it's a good thing. That's the same as the UI of Microsoft Teams.
Vendor provided screenshot of the Twikini twitter client for Windows Mobile from back in 2009. By 2011 they were no longer selling the product. Now it's flagged as "deceptive site", probably pushing malware.
It's the card carrying an enamel pin that reads COMPUTERS PROFESSOINAL in a green-on-black pixely "computers are the future" sort of font. The backing card reads Enamel pins by your favorite robot @rstevens, pixelpins.club, and of course the pin is in the middle.
The aurora as seen from a road in Issaquena County, Mississippi on October 10, 2024. There's a red strip across the sky, with pillars visible on the horizon. The pillars dance around across this set of photos. The use of these photos to train any generative AI or machine learning model is strictly forbidden.
A purple square with a cutout of the cohost eggbug ovaloid shape with an uneaten burrito sitting on aluminum foil filling most of it. The burrito was tasty.
Star Trek TNG engineering console with brick emoji over each window while Geordi says Brick, Brick, Brick, Brick. It's all brick.
Duracell batteries are known to leak. These batteries couldn't even bothered to be purchased before leaking.
A man in a wheelchair exits the fart chamber and looks for directions from a woman holding the door.
A man in a wheelchair is trapped in a different torture chamber with a man that is about to tell you he farted.
Two women trapped in a torture chamber with a man clearly gesturing that the women are about to inhale his rancid farts.
Server rack, patch panel, patch cords, rack mount brackets, rack mount power strip.
Old men talking about the weather.
A bridge, a river, some trees, some rocks, some water, and the smell of fish and birds. It's cloudy, but things are kind of dim because of a solar eclipse that's happening.
The tail lights of a car trail over the railroad crossing.
POWERED BY NOTHING BUILT EATING CHEEZ-IT UPLOADING USING APPLEBEE'S WIFI VALID RSS ALL MISTAKES HUMAN-MADE TWO THUMBS UP
light trails from a train
+12V 1.20A DC +5V 1.00A DC DATE 2003-10 DE.REV.A MADE IN PHILLIPINES
it's a bright orb on a field of black. There are two spots on the front of the orb. This is the sun, and those are sunspots.
an animated joke banner ad that has the words "ENLARGE YOUR GUINEAU PIG" zipping in from all angles, a guinea pig that gets enlongated in a weird way, and a hot woman with a speech bubble that says "HOT". Ads used to be like this, and probably still are. You're not missing much.
Yet another parody do not reply card that reads "OH CRAP I JUST REPLIED WITH THE EXACT SAME THING SOMEONE ELSE SAID FIVE MINUTES AGO HOW EMBARRASSING PLEASE DON'T NOTICE ME"
It's a parody of those stupid do not reply cards. It has a stylized image of a person in bed and the text reads WOKE UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED TODAY. I WILL PROBABLY BE FINE TOMORROW. SORRY.
A poorly drawn hand with too many fingers that looks like it was made by generative AI. Way-too-tiny image text reads ALL MISTAKES HUMAN-MADE TWO THUMBS UP