Jonathan Howard

@jhoward.bsky.social

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technical founder in crypto (not like that) advising startups and thinking about what’s next. what’re you excited about?

the bad guy from the fifth element with blood coming down his face
chicken tikka masala meal prep x6 with turmeric jasmine rice and peas
chicken tikka masala base bubbling on the stove
replies that say “OMGGGGGGFF” and “THE THICCCCCCNES” hahaha
tillamook french vanilla and waffle cone swirl
homemade sourdough pizza overflowing with cheese, basil leaf slices, and toasted pepperoni
guests: laugh reaction, shocked reaction
closeup of the crispy cheesy crust on a whole ass detroit style pepperoni pizza 🤤
me in a button up shirt with the sleeve showing from under rolled cuffs
youtube ad featuring two children. the compression shorts’ inner liner has Secret Christian messaging
hilarious UX problems with ads covering almost the whole screen, including much of the text
pie chart of biggest shareholders: vanguard at 7.5% is the biggest outside of musk
kirby yelling into microphone meme
plane with red dots meme
NYT: China halts rare earth exports
cartoon where a tiny kim jong un rubs up with a tiny rocket, smashes it on a boot taller than he is, connected to a US soldier. it falls to pieces harmlessly then he does a defiant “sup bitch” pose
losing weight steadily for weeks, then jumped up 2-4lbs (of water weight because flour absorbs a ton of water)
a stripey latte heart, with two more hearts above it
IKEA EVEDAL floor lamp
two 3D printed wooj lamps with a similar organic flowy style
a long list of model weights(?) in JSON format, above what can only be described as a 5 foot cartoon penis driving through a cartoon man’s skull(???)
cat! (looking down on me disapprovingly)
quintiles of serum T. shoots up to a peak around 21, then stable but down around the teen years level until 69 or 70. the steep drop off people think of isn’t until 80
quintiles of T levels by age from the study. it’s always about the same between late teen years and 68 whether you’re high, medium or low.
Newsweek: dozens of tourists killed in terror attack during JD Vance visit to India
$TSLA is basically flat after the “bad news” earnings call
fresh sourdough whole wheat & rye bread, roasted turkey slices, veggies and melted pepper jack cheese
TMNT logo generator output that says dream of bluesky verificati on
the check exploded, as predicted lmao
dough boule with a scalloped edge and check mark. this one’s gonna warp so badly I can feel it lol
the logo still looks like the logo!
the bsky logo carved into a sourdough boule
the new bluesky verification icons
bread dough boules on a wooden table, which are now chilling in the fridge to become fresh bread tomorrow
Tariffs are forcing our small business to sell through our Lamp inventory by May Ist. We're offering a bundle to 3 lucky shoppers who purchase a lamp before we have to halt sales. Thank you for your support < 3 Love, The Loftie Team
scrolling horizontally through a carousel of “suggested” ads below the first ad. had to scroll almost two entire screens to get to any real content
me almost doing a muscle up at the park
sick ghost bro
the aforementioned croissant with cheese hanging out
email saying the shipping label has been created!
10-12 weeks at my libraries. 100 people waiting for 21 copies .womp womp
Game of Thrones TV title sequence, with “A Song of FOIA and ICE”
knuckle tattoos with gothic lettering that says “SHIT POST” and a tiny “is this about me”
what are you doing today to take massive action, garner media attention, and influence public opinion, with respect to the garcia case (and by extension all lawless power grabs by the trump administration)? I haven’t seen anything from you, but I’ve been very impressed by Senator Van Hollen. I’ve just donated to him. I will be withholding my vote and donations from candidates who can’t similarly rise to this moment. I sincerely hope you will, or failing that, that you’ll pick a young successor who will.
meme video where a guy says he’s only pretending to be in real estate but actually runs an only fans with the help of AI video/motion capture turning him into a yoga girl
“I don’t wanna play with you anymore” Toy story meme
googling “jonathan blow controversy”
pope francis swagged out
ICE publicly crying about people fighting back targets could get that higher than 300% amirite they're lying about the assaults in the first place
NBC News: deadly e.coli outbreak hit 15 states, but the FDA chose not to publicize it
NBC News: a deadly e.coli outbreak hit 15 states, but the FDA chose not to publicize it
"'No Way To Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens" from The Onion in 2022
[Chorus] Now I'm gonna make you dance It's your chance, yeah, boy, shake that ass Whoops, I mean girl, girl, girl, girl Girl, you know you're my world Alright, now lose it (Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah) Just lose it (Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah) Go crazy (Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah) Oh, baby (Ah-ah), oh, baby, baby (Ah-ah)
some of the many people saying that elon 1) paid tiffany fong because he wanted to have sex with her, and 2) he cut her off from X premium payments in retaliation, as opposed to ignoring her and thus not sending eyeballs her way
a post of his from an hour ago, bemoaning the misuse of lists. darkly ironic if he’s really unresponsive to his own misuse of lists
ben wittes’ account page showing his username and that he’s on the list , causing me to block him
graph of left handedness, which “went up” for decades once we started punishing people for being left handed, then leveled off
graph of left handedness, which “went up” for decades once we started punishing people for being left handed, then leveled off
two camera phone diagram, where one has the light hit a 90° mirror
zoomed in on the ET jibbitz. he’s smiling and holding his pointer finger up