Jeremy Roman

@jifty.bsky.social

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Nerd. Anti-fascist. He/Him

Naruto from Naruto making more Narutos
POV shot of me sitting on my balcony with a box fan and a bunch of tomato and bean plants. Also, my feet are in a basin of cool water.
Still from the Simpsons with Homer wearing an oversized cowboy hat with a "hidden" camera, trying to catch Apu saying/doing something illegal and/or against health codes.
A red can with white and gold lettering and graphics. The writing is in Cyrillic. Translation: NATURAL FERMENTATION PRODUCT. VYATSKY KVASS BREAD Russian Quality Mark CHECKED BY ROSKACHESTVO
Shitty Photoshop of Trump as the God Emperor of Mankind from Warhammer 40k.
A school picture of me in kindergarten from 1989. Blonder than I am now.
Logo of the Baltimore Ravens that has a similar shape to the cloud in the opening post.
A still from the Big Bill Hell parody car commercial with "FUCK YOU BALTIMORE!" in large, yellow letters on a dark blue gradient background.
A dark room with a light making a watery, aurora pattern on the ceiling. There is a laptop showing the Final Fantasy 10 logo, and the song "Besaid" from the soundtrack playing in the background.
70 mph winds whipping the rain around in Owings Mills, MD
A photo of a Messerschmitt Me 163 on display at the Smithsonian Air & Space Museum, Udvar-Hazy Center in Chantilly, VA. This fucking thing killed almost as many Nazis as it did Allied pilots. By melting them.
A hand holding a dark drown can with Russian writing in yellow and white that translates to Lidski Dark Kvass.
Armand Assante as Rico Dredd in Judge Dredd. In response to his brother, the titular Judge Dredd played by Sylvester Stallone, confronting him and yelling "You betrayed the law!", Rico mocking says "Laaaawwwwww!"
Armand Assante as Rico Dredd in Judge Dredd. In response to his brother, the titular Judge Dredd played by Sylvester Stallone, confronting him and yelling "You betrayed the law!", Rico mocking says "Laaaawwwwww!"
A challenge coin from the N.S. Savannah.
A gif from Star Trek: Lower Decks in which an alien has been exposed as a predator after trying to seduce Ensign Boimler. She shouts "Jamaharon! The boy wants Jamaharon!"
A dark blue t-shirt with the words "You're Boeing to Die" in big, bold letters. Below that it says "Well There's Your Problem Podcast - Philadelphia, PA"
A screenshot of the underwater city of "Rapture" from the video game Bioshock.
The flag of Baltimore
Shrek with the sideways glance.
A thanksgiving day meal. Clockwise starting from the top we have mashed potatoes, turkey, green bean casserole, a crescent roll, cranberry sauce, stuffing, and ham in the middle.
A comic titled "The 21st Century Outbursts of Everett True" by Randy Milholland showing the character Everett True wearing a face mask while holding another mask in one hand and the other hand is curled into a fist. Everett says, "You can wear a face mask or a body bag. I'm pleased to help you into either!"
A jack o'lantern with a classic grinning face.
A screen captured video of me on the Concervative subreddit, following a link to Breitbart, and finally US Citizenship and Immigration Services.
An almost empty bottle of Moxie. God I love this soda.
Milhouse Van Houten from the Simpsons looking conspiratorial. The original text "We're through the looking glass here, people" has been modified to say "We're through the portal here, people." It's stupid and shoddily done, but I'm not paid to do this shit.
Screenshot from The Avengers: Endgame with Hawkeye in the rain saying "Don't do that. Don't give me hope."
A metronome going back and forth so fast it's a blur
Sickos meme "Yes...ha ha ha...YES"
The cover "The Guns of the South" by Harry Turtledove, depicting Robert E. Lee holding an AK-47.
A selfie of me at Camden Yards wearing a Savannah Bananas shirt.
Six small, but ripe tomatoes.
Six tomato plants filled up the top of a table. There are a couple small gourds also sitting on the table.
A photo of a sign at Royal Farms advertising their "World-Famous Chicken Subs". The words say "Sums with Attitude".
Screenshot from the movie Death of Stalin where Georgy Malenkov (played by Jeffrey Tambor) is deciding between two paintings of himself which makes him look unnaturally smooth and ridiculous.
A breakfast sandwich wrapped in foil.
A field of sunflowers.
A plaque in Gettysburg, PA that says: THE ANGLE General Armistead and a few Confederate soldiers charged across this wall, reached the Union cannon behind it and were soon overwhelmed.
A picture taken from the "Confederate High Water Mark" in Gettysburg, PA looking over the field Pickett's Charge took place. Fuck the slavers, should've killed more of them.
A crowd of people standing in line to enter Oriole Park at Camden Yards in Baltimore, MD. They are entering from Gate H on Eutaw Street.
A close up of a tomato plant showing the early stages of fruiting.
A screenshot of my feed with Todd"s skeet about Bill Clinton next to another skeet depicting Bill Clinton as the Grim Reaper murdering the Hillary 2008, Kamala 2024, and Cuomo campaigns.
Barney from the Simpsons yelling "Just hook it to my veins!"
Barney from the Simpsons yelling "Just hook it to my veins!"
Screenshot of a weather app showing extremely high temperatures in Owings Mills, MD.
Eomer from The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers saying "But do not trust to hope. It has forsaken these lands."
Screenshot from the mission "Wolverines!" from Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, in which the player fights invading Russian forces in an American strip mall. The screenshot shows one of the businesses in that strip mall: Burger Town.
An article from the Onion with the headline "Republican Party Attracting More Youth Who Already Look Like Old Men Than Ever Before". The associated photo has a young man who looks like he's in his mid 30s.
An article from the Onion with the headline "Republican Party Attracting More Youth Who Already Look Like Old Men Than Ever Before". The associated photo has a young man who looks like he's in his mid 30s.
A screenshot from Game Changer with Lily Du saying, "It's okay, we're not the enemy. Sam is the enemy."
A screenshot of all the new reaction memes I have collected from this cursed skeet.
A picture of the side table on my balcony with a radio, cigar (and associated items), and ashtray. It's sunny in the background, with the apartment complex pool bereft of all people due to the temperature.
A blacksmith demonstrating and pulling on a bellows.
A series of pictures from Epic Rap Battles of History: Adolf Hitler v. Darth Vader Part 3, with Vader delivering the line: "You wrote a little book, got 'em FIRED UP! You had a beer hall putsch, got 'em FIRED UP! And when your bunker started getting FIRED UP, You put a gun in your mouth and FIRED UP!"
A photo of a Messerschmitt Me 163 on display at the Smithsonian Air & Space Museum, Udvar-Hazy Center in Chantilly, VA. This fucking thing killed almost as many Nazis as it did Allied pilots. By melting them.
Aya, a white and gray siamese-ragdoll mix, looks up with bright blue eyes.
Donald Trump upside down.
A screenshot from the opening animated part of the Star Trek: Strange New Worlds episode "Those Old Scientists" with Brad Boimler being sucked into a portal while shouting "Remember me!" to Beckett Mariner.
A young fawn walking in the grass outside of my office window.