Kevin McGee

@jigtime.bsky.social

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Dublin. Writer, drummer, fumbler at a tenor banjo. Ojalá sea pronto.

Ava Gardner with flowers
Hulk shouts “Don’t talk about Banner! There is no Banner!”
People on the Bayeux tapestry who look like loveable moptops from Liverpool.
A US fan weeping
Ebola virus.
Leo Dowling tells Alex that he used to be “into scat”.
Hi, Just wondering if there will be a volume 5 and if so, when ? I hope Volume 5 will go back to the tried and true martial arts material. For me Volume 4 was a let down.
The New York Knicks logo adapted to honour Stevie Nicks.
Rik Mayall doing a v-sign. I couldn’t find a picture of that young girl in the football lineup
Headline about a study unveiling the ancient source of our pain.
An awful eejit says: “I started stroking.”
Poster for a film about Vivaldi.
A poster for the film Locked, about a chap who breaks into a car and can’t get out.
Guy mispronounces Samhain. Gal corrects him, accurately, and knows it means Halloween.
Sal from Do The Right Thing, probably thinking dark thoughts about Raheem’s boombox.
Fergal, a Fair City character who has recently been messing with people’s computers.
Caesar, stabbed, protesting pitiably that he and Brutus had watched The Devil Wears Prada 2 together.
Burger King logo retooled to read “Bugger kings - destroy the monarchy.”
Breakfast
Eminem gazing with a wild surmise.
Cantucci. Because the poster has KEN Branagh and Stanley TUCCI. OK, I’m running on empty here. I’ve been ill.
A Moby album.
Sign saying “This door is alarmed 24/7”
Graffiti says America delenda est.
A frame from a Fantastic Four comic with lots of dudes drawn from high above.
Someone points out that September isn’t the 7th month, etc. Someone wittily responds that “whoever fucked this up should be stabbed.” A third person kills the fun by saying “I have excellent news for you” like a fucking moron.
Sue Storm becoming visible in a panel from an early Fantastic Four comic. The trans flag colours are prominent.
Reed Richards immodestly names himself Mr Fantastic.
Conor McGregor, a well-known eejit, threatening anyone who attacks the UAE.
Jeff Stelling, former colleague of Chris Kamara.
“I stand for my beliefs,” Spud said after the two were separated. “I’m going to peacefully stand here and support my beliefs. I support ICE and law enforcement,” Spud said. “You can go peacefully f–k yourself!” the student who punched Spud yells. “That’s against school code. No swearing in the school,” Spud responds.
Ash from the film Alien.
The cover of the Beatles’ Help album. The first Beatle has been removed and the album retitled Emerson Lake & Palmer.
Robert Duvall and the kid in To Kill A Mockingbird, looking to my disordered imagination like Simon and Garfunkel
Mick Lube in a cowboy hat.
Interview with the Director General where he says he asked several news teams why they hadn’t covered some unspecified trans story in the UK.
Famous photo of a woman sandbagging a fascist marcher. Captions added to suggest he is saying “You’re going to get in trouble for this” and she’s replying “OK”
Clement Attlee smiling like a man who’s just had a bracing threesome.
Graham Linehan testifying in Congress, looking a bit like Father Ted’s accidental Hitler impression.
The article claims a brave kid thought of Thomas the Tank Engine to get him through an ordeal, but he only mentions thinking about his girlfriend.
Jesus with a sick man, but instead of healing he is offering him a podcast
Handshake meme with CBS News and My Weekend Plans sharing “a huge emphasis on scoops”. Which is Irish slang for pints of lovely beer.
A typically stupid Telegraph headline: “Trump controls the world and Britain ought to let him have it.”
A poster for dead man’s wire.
A street sign says “Saint Patrick’s Close.”
Your humble correspondent hoisting a pint of stout in a glittering Yule-lit Dublin pub. Have a great one. X
A headline says “when Mom’s stocking is empty, the message is clear “
A post abhorring the idea of authors doing “cover versions” of novels is coincidentally followed by a post about Monsignor Quixote, Graham Greene’s cover version of Cervantes.
The ugly fifa peace prize with a caption pretending it represents a man attacked by bees.
A clickbait headline says “what he told cops left everyone scratching their heads.”
Twat claiming not to recognise the Totenkopf.
“Platner says the worst is behind him.”