One Pound of Bees

@jillresh.bsky.social

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north dakota’s #1 investigative journalist

zoomed in on one of the sheep of the gimoire
jillresh hiding behind her custom two door cinema club nails with big lashes on, recreating the glam emoji
victoria justice, “i think we all sing” meme but changed to “…we all suffer”
jillresh in the fitting room at free people looking particularly bisexual
I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson hot dog meme that usually says "we're all trying to find the guy who did this" but misquoted as "i'm sort of really interested in whose fault this was"
stock photo of unplugging a cord
endangered fish as nail extensions
jillresh in glasses. in a hair clippy moment
Mike F @mikefossey just kickin back, enjoying a tall bottle of Dirty Eddie's Crazy Twisted Lemonade Half & Half With Fucked Up Iced Tea. it's got alcohol in it
makeup get ready with me and yes she slays. tells a story about an elderly woman coming to her job and saying to her, “don’t you wish it was back to the cotton picking days,” confirms she meant slavery, and has to excuse herself from the situation. the woman dies of a heart attack a week later, and she’s “not saying she deserved it but God’s timing is always right”
maxine blepping while spacing out
two articles: Daily Express Epstein Files bombshell as huge new claim about disgraced financier emerges 39 days ago Business Insider Epstein files feature photos of some famous figures within the disgraced financier's orbit 85 days ago
jillresh possibly serving body tea mesh top, midriff out, green pants laying low on waist
maxine asleep on her shopping bag while holding a butterfly toy
wife birthday card love your quiet strength
meme of a girl force feeding another girl milk. the milk is labeled “honk juice” and the girl drinking it is labeled “my car” honk juice is a fictional substance that some joke makes your car able to honk
george bush getting notified a second plane has hit the twin towers
liquor shelf with Mount Gay rum and “pride” vodka
jillresh stylin out
stock photo of a small pile of hay with a comically large sewing needle being plucked from it
jillresh with big fluffy, 80s style hair
jillresh
shredded wheat big biscuits. 2 of them fill a whole cereal bowl
jillresh twitter post: ‘i got it. exxon valdeez nuts’
email from the 9:30 club music venue with an image of “the pietasters” and he looks vaguely like luigi mangione
4. Natural understanding of sarcasm and figurative language: Grasping the nuances of sarcasm, idioms, and other forms of figurative language comes naturally to most neurotypical individuals. If you find yourself easily understanding and using these forms of expression without needing literal explanations, it's likely a sign of neurotypical cognitive processing.
baltimore light rail car (honestly it looks like a bus inside) with candy cane print wraps around all the hold bars, snowflake stickers on the ceiling, and all ads changed out for “happy holidays” signs
glam emoji face hiding behind hand with long nails, but a crusty version
jillresh looking like a snack
Loss, also known as CADbortion, Loss.jpg and I Il Il I_, refers to an iconic cartoon strip from the video game-themed webcomic series CtrI+Alt+Dell] in which the female lead suffers a miscarriage. The dramatic tonal shift for the series was unexpected, and for many readers, unsuccessful, leading to the strip being widely mocked online. In the decade since its release, it became the subject of widespread mockery among its readers, and has since been widely parodied in minimalist interpretations of the strip's four panels, represented as "||| II I_".
a dish topped with potatoes is cooking in the oven and a high-pitched scream-like sound is coming from each potato
meme: two door cinema club mentioned
cake feeding
DOES US LAW PERMIT MILITARY POLICING? A federal law called the Posse Comitatus Act generally restricts the use of the U.S. military for domestic law enforcement purposes.
stick figure lying on her back with limbs in the air holding up a blanket in the shape of a tent
pronouncing hericot vert
jillresh tweet from 2019: saying hericots verts with hard t's is actually offensive
woman talking about her favorite stores and pronounces “hericot vert” with the hard ‘T’s
dril post that i’ve changed slightly: issuing a correction on a previous post of mine, regarding redlining. you do not under any circumstances, “gotta hand it to them”
cat sniffing sweet n low packet
Buzzing’ by Mann
my cat, maxine
cookie, the ugly gingerbread man beanie baby
redacted trump contact info in epstein’s infamous “little black book”
politico headline reading, “IKEA beds? Dressers? Inside the 'exceedingly odd' DOGE office setup Details of the arrangements at GSA offer a window into the lifestyle of DOGE workers.” yes this article is 4 months old. i don’t care, i just thought of the joke today!
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bookstore called “book cranny”
diesel jeans labeled “Bootcut Jeans D-Resh 09j06.” I think they’re ugly because the seams for the front pockets are in the outside of the pants
from a news article on the new york primary election, which is today, “In the Democratic primary for New York City Council District 2, former U.S. Rep. Anthony Weiner is seeking to return to elected office more than a decade after multiple sexting scandals ended his congressional career, doomed his 2013 mayoral bid and resulted in a 21-month federal prison sentence. Weiner faces four other candidates, including state Assemblyman Harvey Epstein.”
i’m auditioning to be the next national floors direct girl
Nation Watches With Glee as Musk and Trump Turn on Each Other
text from chevrolet dealership asking if they made a good offer would i consider selling. i replied ‘no’
sad cat with gun
chicken pasanda on rice with homemade naan
screenshot of the penguin live stream at the new england aquarium
view from inside the seal enclosure as 20-30 middle school children are looking in
a text exchange me: i’ll be home by seven. inshallah them: Sounds good! timestamp 7:11 PM me: allah was not insh
crannyboy post: i’m clawing out of the ground jillresh reply: and i’ve been doing just fine