Everyone’s Favourite Jim

@jimmeruk.bsky.social

1875 Followers 442 Following

Jack of all trades in digital media, creative, wannabe author, owner of a small human. I sometimes stream my bird feeder. http://linktr.ee/jimmeruk

The woman from the Jaffa cake advert. “ Full moon. Half moon. Total eclipse.”
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Scene from Back to the Future. “Chuck. Chuck. It’s your cousin, Marvin Berry.”
Greg Davies moralising at the end of taskmaster.
Sean Connery wearing a white dinner jacket, in a casino, holding some chips with his arm round a woman.
Poster for Landscapers from HBO.
An altered BBC headline reading "When will Andy Burnham resign? Leader of the opposition, Kemi Badenoch, has criticised the Prime Minister for having achieved nothing since the beginning of his term.
Andy Burnham photoshopped to be outside number 10, with his foot on a stool, giving a speech.
Man awkwardly sitting/standing on a stool, one leg on, one leg off.
Prince Charles' face photoshopped onto the head of Brenda from Bristol, the woman from the 'Not another one!' meme.
A Spanish give way sign - Ceda el paso
Welsh - Amlais English - co-vocalist
Scene from The Truman Show. Truman is sitting on the beach, looking out to sea, a ‘rain’ shower is pouring directly on top of him. The fifa hydration break logo has been pasted in the corner.
Red dwarf crew.
Interstellar - Anne Hathaway is being carried by TARS the robot.
Darryl Hannah as a mermaid in Splash.
A woman holding a cardboard sign. Words have been photoshopped on “Bring back Noel’s House Party!”
A box of six eggs branded as “Jack’s - Part of the Tesco family”.
A little green cricket on my carpet.
A little green cricket hanging on my wing mirror.
"Andy Burnham says 'First of all, are you ok?' in first speech as Labour leader"
Anthea Turner covered in gunge.
A box of dates with walnuts.
Screenshot of a BBC News headline. New monkey species with orange lips found 'hiding' in DR Congo forest Africa 16 Jul 2026, 00:02
The Titanic sinking from Titanic.
The hood from Captain Scarlet.
Phoebe Cates in THAT scene form Fast Times at Ridemont High
Farage photoshopped with bare women's legs.
Screenshot of a BBC News headline “Hungary parliament votes to remove president from office”
Warhammer 40K Space Marine Rhino.
An online form for the NHS to describe my problems. There is a 500 character limit.
Paddigton bear at the pearly gates with the sherringham bus shelter.
The inbetweeners ‘friends’ thumbs up.
World cup referee Clement Turpin.
The scene from The Prestige where Hugh Jackman has fallen in the water box and Christian Bale is looking on. “Hydration break” is pasted in the corner.
The scene from Dirty Dancing where Swayze is lifting Baby over his head in the lake. “Hydration break” is pasted in the corner.
The football on a 100” projector screen in the garden.
A 100” projector screen shoddily set up in a garden.
A cameraman strapped to the front of a speeding F1 car in 1966.
A majestic homemade Mr Blobby pin badge.
A video of a shrinky-dink(?) Mr Blobby being shrunky-dunk.
A banana with a face drawn on. In the background is a picture of Harry Kane and Chris Barker’s IKEA-style instructions on how to draw Kane’s face on a banana.
07:54 Cordon in place outside Widdecombe's home We can now bring you some images of the scene outside Ann Widdecombe's home in Haytor, Devon. A police presence remains and a cordon is still in place after a murder investigation was launched on Thursday.
A screenshot of a tweet. Everyone's Favour... @Jimme... 21 Apr 2019 Jimmy's toilet tips, number 24: Don't absent-mindedly reach behind yourself for a baby wipe. Apr 21, 2019 • 5:55 PM UTC There is a picture of the back of a toilet with baby wipes and mr muscle toilet wipes.
My arm complete with a pink wrist sweatband that has been soaked and frozen.
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Me with a frozen flannel held against my forehead with an elastic band.
Next week’s weather report. Thursday 05:02 21:10 29° 18° Thundery showers and a gentle breezé M UV Thu 16th Fri 17th Sat 18th 29° 18° 26° 17° 26° 16°
A guy in Russia climbing over someone's car with a blue bucket on his head. The angry driver knocks the bucket off only to reveal a second smaller blue bucket underneath.
A sex doll.
A still from John Carpenter's The Thing. MacReady is heating up a bit of wire to test the blood samples.
An AI generated list of dog body language positions.
A message thread. The Sprog: I need new songs for my playlist i’ve added some more muse but i’m just really bored of everything right now Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k85mRPqvMbE [A link to Crazy Frog] Sprog: are you joking because i will add it. that’s how desperate i am Me: Give it a listen. You might love it. Sprog: you’re acting like i don’t know the song ive beaten it several times on magic tiles i don’t accept this disrespect
Madonna, complete with headset and a conical bra, photoshopped to be working the till at a supermarket.
A woman surrounded by gulls.
My legs as I lie on the beach, looking out tot sea.
Pie and chips on the beach.
A high streeet with lots of England flags on lampposts.
A beach.