Jimmy Colvin

@jimmythemodel.com

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I am.

A 12-pack of Presidente beer with green glass bottles and a bold “P” logo. The packaging displays “12 Pack, 12 FL OZ bottles” and features Dominican Republic branding with a red, green, and white color scheme.
A paragraph excerpt discussing James Baldwin’s connections to Hollywood during the 1960s. It notes his friendships with Sidney Poitier, Harry Belafonte, Richard Burton, and Yves Montand, and recounts a story about Ava Gardner suggesting she play Billie Holiday, despite being white. It also mentions Baldwin hearing about Martin Luther King Jr.’s assassination while at Billy Dee Williams’s home in LA. At the time, Baldwin was working on a screenplay adaptation of Alex Haley’s Malcolm X autobiography, a project derailed due to FBI scrutiny and the studio’s alleged consideration of casting Charlton Heston as Malcolm X.
A large, tightly packed crowd fills the National Mall during the U.S. Army’s 250th anniversary parade in Washington, D.C. People are looking in various directions, some appearing puzzled or disoriented. A row of portable toilets and a raised viewing platform are visible in the background. The scene is partially shaded by tree branches overhead. The image caption notes that a Secret Service officer, trying to explain the general confusion, simply sighed and said, “Nobody knows what’s going on.”
A meme juxtaposes Southern pride with an absurd news story. The top text says: “Them: ‘THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN!’” followed by: “Also Them:” Below, a news headline reads: “South Carolina – Man died of ‘blunt force injuries’ at US zoo after suspected kangaroo fight.” Subheadline: “South Carolina officials investigating death of Eric Slate, 52, and conditions of the petting zoo owned by his brother.” In the bottom right corner, a Black man looks off to the side with a skeptical, unimpressed expression, emphasizing disbelief and irony.
A close-up of a cherry pie topped with shiny gold number candles reading “45,” indicating a 45th birthday celebration. In the background, a baked lasagna dish with layers of cheese, sauce, and noodles is visible.
Black and white illustrated logo featuring a stylized cartoon face of a bald man with glasses, a mustache, and goatee. Below the face are the bold words 'JIMMY THE MODEL' in all capital letters.
A social media post by @attorneyryan dated 4/7/25 reads: “The U.S. right now is basically pride rock after Scar took over.” The background image shows a dark, desolate version of Pride Rock from The Lion King, overrun by hyenas, symbolizing ruin and decay.
An image showing a restaurant receipt totaling $87.84, with a handwritten message that reads: ‘ZERO, you suck’ and ‘I HOPE TRUMP DEPORTS YOU!!!’—because nothing says ‘God and country’ like racist tantrums because you didn’t like the server that was working your table. The receipt is next to a photo of the woman responsible, a real estate agent who later got fired when the restaurant exposed her. She initially lied, claiming her credit card was stolen, but CCTV footage said, ‘nah, that was you.’ Her employer, Century 21, swiftly let her go because, apparently, there are consequences for being a bigot in public. RIP to her job, thoughts and prayers, etc.
The image features a quote from Grover Norquist, a conservative political strategist. The quote reads: “I don’t want to abolish government. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub.” The image includes a photograph of Grover Norquist speaking, wearing a suit and tie, with a neutral expression. The text is overlaid on a black background, attributed to him, and sourced from AZ Quotes.
The image shows the front panel of a Dell Precision 7820 workstation. It features a honeycomb grille design on the left for ventilation, with the Dell logo prominently displayed. To the right, there are multiple drive bays, some of which contain 500GB SATA hard drives. The panel also includes various front I/O ports, including USB-A and USB-C ports, a headphone jack, an SD card reader, and a power button at the top. The workstation rests on a carpeted surface, showcasing a professional-grade, modular design suitable for high-performance computing tasks.
The image shows a three-monitor setup on a wooden desk, featuring a MacBook Pro in the center with Visual Studio Code open, displaying a coding project. To the left, there is a smaller monitor showing a terminal with build logs, and to the right, another monitor displaying an error message in red text. The desk also holds a USB hub, cables, and other items like a tissue, contributing to a working-from-home environment. Bright, colorful artwork and a refrigerator are visible in the background, giving the space a lived-in feel.
The image shows a man sitting on a carpeted staircase, looking directly at the camera with a relaxed and confident expression. He is wearing a navy blue sweatshirt with orange text that appears to contain a slogan or design, along with blue jeans. The setting is indoors with neutral-colored walls and soft lighting.
Headshot of Jimmy, Executive Assistant to Adella of LolaBean Yarn Co sitting at a bar with a smirk on his face. He is wearing a vintage hooded sweatshirt and grey skull cap. Although he is smirking in the photo, his mood and feelings are anything but jovial. He is in the midst of incredible change.